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https://twitter.com/JoeTrippi/status/900480185794953216 DENTAL PLAN
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Epic High Five posted:lol the GOP seriously has no idea what their non-donor base really is don't they Here comes senator moore
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Aug 23, 2017 23:13
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Zyla posted:oh man i have a worse story than this didn’t you break a dick? tell me more
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mormonpartyboat posted:also u know my opinions on art are authoriative since i own a like 3 feet wide print of   
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Aug 23, 2017 23:14
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Cane Barron.
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Aug 23, 2017 23:14
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Consummate Professional posted:didn’t you break a dick? tell me more naw ive never broke dick
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Zyla posted:oh man i have a worse story than this *raises paw*
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Consummate Professional posted:didn’t you break a dick? tell me more 
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Epic High Five posted:Boomers and GenX did such a great job of selling their kids on the concept of Capitalism that we're rebelling against even the concept of brands grunge called they want their whatever back
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Aug 23, 2017 23:14
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welp thats 5 i apologize in advance
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Aug 23, 2017 23:15
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i love this woman and her bushie rino pro-chinese communist body
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Aug 23, 2017 23:15
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Reality Winner posted:spoiler ther are no attrative white people yeah my beauty comes from my robot half 
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Aug 23, 2017 23:16
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Zyla posted:naw ive never broke dick Did you gently caress a computer
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Aug 23, 2017 23:16
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Vertical Lime posted:walgreens is still gonna buy a lot of rite aids that's what they said, but i think this still requires regulatory approval tho?
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Aug 23, 2017 23:17
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THAT'S MY ORGASM I DON'T KNOW YOU
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Aug 23, 2017 23:17
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:There's a guy with a youtube page where he just reviews vacuum cleaners and shows off his collection, hundreds of them. My wife loves his channel. why does the pittsburg guy get a cool wife who watches vacuum cleaner review vids and yet me, a cool guy, has to masterbate with a numb hand to approximate the touch of another human
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Aug 23, 2017 23:17
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 i located the joint and i fired upon it sir
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Aug 23, 2017 23:17
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is alex jones gonna endorse ward?
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Aug 23, 2017 23:17
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anime masturbators
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Aug 23, 2017 23:17
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Zyla posted:oh man i have a worse story than this lay it on me, momma
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Aug 23, 2017 23:18
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Flash back to 2002, Iiving with my fiancee, she went to work at her pizza job during the afternoon and I was at her apartment home just chillin on my computer. Then at some point i got horny thinking about her coming back soon, and started jerking off, and then she came bursting through her door, with me, completely naked, wacking it in the computer chair, and the monitor was on, but i wasn't looking at it at all the whole time. She looked at it then looked at me, then I looked at it and looked at her. Somehow the page had gotten on to her best male friend's headshot on a page about student government at the college she went to near by. It took about an hour to convince her that i was not, in fact, masturbating to steve, her best friend. then we had sex a couple times but for a few weeks she pondered the question and asked me if i was bisexual. and i told her that i
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Aug 23, 2017 23:19
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:why does the pittsburg guy get a cool wife who watches vacuum cleaner review vids and yet me, a cool guy, has to masterbate with a numb hand to approximate the touch of another human standards are lower in pittsburgh
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Aug 23, 2017 23:19
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Yesss https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/900482116517068800 quote:Donald Trump privately vented his frustration over Russia-related matters with at least two other Republican senators this month, according to people familiar with the conversations — in addition to the president's public admonishments of Mitch McConnell, John McCain, and Jeff Flake.
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Aug 23, 2017 23:20
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:why does the pittsburg guy get a cool wife who watches vacuum cleaner review vids and yet me, a cool guy, has to masterbate with a numb hand to approximate the touch of another human Because I'm really cool and good.
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Aug 23, 2017 23:20
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Zyla posted:Somehow the page had gotten on to her best male friend's headshot on a page about student government at the college she went to near by. somehow
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Aug 23, 2017 23:20
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were you jacking it to student government or what?
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Aug 23, 2017 23:21
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Consummate Professional posted:were you jacking it to student government or what? i fuckin love democracy
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Aug 23, 2017 23:21
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trump guilty as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Aug 23, 2017 23:22
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lmao zyla was yankin it to a pic of stephen miller
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Aug 23, 2017 23:22
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yes twist twist on the hook
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Aug 23, 2017 23:22
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/900471225566334976 total eclipse of the ethics
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Aug 23, 2017 23:22
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boethius posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/900471225566334976 not surprised
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Aug 23, 2017 23:22
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Zyla posted:i fuckin love democracy
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Aug 23, 2017 23:23
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NO MY BRAND IDENTITY NOOOOO  my immaculate brand identity that i built over the years, carefully eliminating things that are not commercially aesthetic to mass appeal to prove that i do have taste and am validated, GONE  what does it really say about America if Trump could tap into that brand commercialism 
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Aug 23, 2017 23:23
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mnuchin also went to fort knox recently and made them open the vault for the first time in 40 years so he could be sure the gold was there
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Aug 23, 2017 23:23
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Zyla posted:i fuckin love democracy that’s cool with me
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Aug 23, 2017 23:24
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tacodaemon posted:lmao zyla was yankin it to a pic of stephen miller naw this dude had way more hair and a nice chin an attractive man by any standard. To this day I have no idea how that was the page that was up when she came back (ex fiancee now, she decided i was too "emotional" for her needs, and went and hosed some dickwad fireman that gave her the herps and a baby, and then left her. She then found a lesser zyla clone to marry and care for the babby. She's on her third husband now and second kid.)
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Zyla posted:Flash back to 2002, TRUMP
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