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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Man, boxing press conferences loving suck.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Wow so they have made an official Conorweight belt.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Le Saboteur posted:

Wow so they have made an official Conorweight belt.

The made up diamond belt bullshit has existed for years in boxing now.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
You know what this presser needed some awkward silence.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Le Saboteur posted:

Man, boxing press conferences loving suck.

It's almost like the sport itself, is overrated and boring af?

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

vaginal facsimile posted:

It's almost like the sport itself, is overrated and boring af?

If only there was a MMA player awesome enough to challenge and beat a boxing player at boxing game then we can all understand how overrated boxing game is.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

does this dude not own a shirt?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Vladimir Putin posted:

If only there was a MMA player awesome enough to challenge and beat a boxing player at boxing game then we can all understand how overrated boxing game is.

What the gently caress is a player of MMA or boxing?

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Captain Log posted:

What the gently caress is a player of MMA or boxing?

It's a person who plays in the game like a baseball player or basketball player.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

People betting on Conor give no fucks about odds and now the sportsbooks are praying for a Mayweather victory.

quote:

“The worst-case scenario for us would be if McGregor were to get a TKO or somehow knock him out in the first four rounds. That would be disastrous for us. It would probably rank as the biggest loss in our company’s history from a race and sports perspective.”

https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/900440662411100160

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Rigel posted:

People betting on Conor give no fucks about odds and now the sportsbooks are praying for a Mayweather victory.


https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/900440662411100160

Wait a minute I'm kind of wanting McGreggor to win now.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

I've found a reason to root for mcgregor now. KO in the 4th.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Looking forward to being able to buy the Cosmopolitan for a dollar like that Simpsons episode when Bart bought a factory for a dollar.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
I tried telling y'all pages ago to root for McGregor if for no other reason than someone betting $880k on Mayweather. And even better it was the Maloof brothers that made the bet.

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Noctone posted:

I tried telling y'all pages ago to root for McGregor if for no other reason than someone betting $880k on Mayweather. And even better it was the Maloof brothers that made the bet.

It was for charity! I'm so conflicted now.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Rigel posted:

People betting on Conor give no fucks about odds and now the sportsbooks are praying for a Mayweather victory.


https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/900440662411100160

cool

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man





Rigel posted:

People betting on Conor give no fucks about odds and now the sportsbooks are praying for a Mayweather victory.


https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/900440662411100160

Kevin Iole article posted:

Traditionally, we take about 90 percent of the money in the last 36 hours.”

They probably paid it out as a publicity stunt knowing that it's a minor payout on 10% of the total money that will come down.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
"if i bet and win that means the sportsbook loses!"

lotta articles not understanding how sportsbooks work

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

"if i bet and win that means the sportsbook loses!"

lotta articles not understanding how sportsbooks work

kevin iole absolutely understands how sportsbooks work

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
It's going to be so bad rear end when Conor McGregor causes a global financial crisis

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

Vladimir Putin posted:

It was for charity! I'm so conflicted now.

That gave me pause at first, but it'd only be the proceeds ($120k) going to charity so I feel like the Maloofs losing $880k is the greater good.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Triticum Guzzler posted:

It's going to be so bad rear end when Conor McGregor causes a global financial crisis

Well now I just want him to win then

Too bad he is no match for Voltron, defender of the universe, who will be assembled when Mayweather realizes his old age has caught up to him and he yells "form Voltron," and as the ref attempts to DQ him, Don King claws through the ring mat and informs him that this is actually the most legal move in boxing.

Conor, realizing he is out of his league, reveals his true name, Char Aznabel, the Red Comet, and summons his Psycho Zaku mobile suit to the ring, and attempts to continue the boxing match with the newly formed Voltron. He loses by decision, and is stripped of the Conorweight belt.

Paulie Magnicannoli attempts to climb out of the rubble and cut a promo on Conor Aznable, only to realize in his timeline, giant robots have not been invented yet, and goes back to whining on The MMA Hour.

Voltron accidentally smashes the Vegas Strip to pieces because Floyd is illiterate and cannot work the complicated controls.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

"if i bet and win that means the sportsbook loses!"

lotta articles not understanding how sportsbooks work

The amount of money bet on both fighters is almost even (60% Mayweather, 40% Conor), but Conor is still a heavy underdog. If Conor wins, the Mayweather money won't come close to covering those bets, and the sportsbook will take a huge loss.

On the other hand, if Mayweather wins, they only have to pay a small amount of Conor money and keep a big profit. They didn't want to be in this situation, they failed to adjust the odds quickly or severely enough to protect themselves.

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
jase1 bet $50k on Mayweather, but I'm not sure what that means or what the current jase1 meta is. I think he's won a lot of his last (MMA) bets?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Balthesar posted:

jase1 bet $50k on Mayweather, but I'm not sure what that means or what the current jase1 meta is. I think he's won a lot of his last (MMA) bets?

Jase1 is a legend. He started out losing all his money on MMA and being a joke and now he has rain man luck.

I hope this turns out alright for him.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Jase is going to win 15k to lose in football this season

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Conor's going to win and Jake 1 is going to die of a home fire (smoking in bed)

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Triticum Guzzler posted:

It's going to be so bad rear end when Conor McGregor causes a global financial crisis

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Rigel posted:

The amount of money bet on both fighters is almost even (60% Mayweather, 40% Conor), but Conor is still a heavy underdog. If Conor wins, the Mayweather money won't come close to covering those bets, and the sportsbook will take a huge loss.

On the other hand, if Mayweather wins, they only have to pay a small amount of Conor money and keep a big profit. They didn't want to be in this situation, they failed to adjust the odds quickly or severely enough to protect themselves.

my dude...only 15% of the expected amount of money has traded hands. I think the books know what they're doing.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Triticum Guzzler posted:

It's going to be so bad rear end when Conor McGregor causes a global financial crisis

the fate of las vegas is in floyds's hands

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bundt Cake posted:

the fate of las vegas is in floyds's hands

thank you, Voltron, for saving the City of Sin from the Irish Menace

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Work Friend Keven posted:

Conor's going to win and Jake 1 is going to die of a home fire (smoking in bed)

Luckily I don't smoke. I might die from alcohol poisoning if Conor wins though. Got my annual birthday bottle of Glenlevit 21 waiting to be cracked open on Saturday win or lose I'm drinking that whole bottle. I'm super confident my money is safe. Just like when I bet on Anderson Silvia to beat Weidman and pacquiao to beat Bradley.

jase1 fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Aug 24, 2017

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

If it makes you feel better, my two boxing bets were Bradley over Pacquiao in the first rematch and Rios over Alvarado in their first rematch. At least I bet low.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I still refuse to watch any press conference videos but I have yet to hear an adequate explanation of why Floyd Mayweather Jr was allegedly yelling "form Voltron" in public

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I still refuse to watch any press conference videos but I have yet to hear an adequate explanation of why Floyd Mayweather Jr was allegedly yelling "form Voltron" in public

Because Floyd Mayweather is the leader of the Voltron Lion Force and pilot of the Black Lion.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I have to think that being a professional fighter at that level, you have to be kinda crazy.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
To mentally operate you have to be half-cracked enough to think you've got DragonballZ and Transformers powers.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
And I'll form the... [soars majestically over a half naked conga line headed by a visibly crestfallen Leonard Ellerbe] limited liability company

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


If you don't think you can go Super Saiyan what the gently caress are you doing with your life

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Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

Vladimir Putin posted:

Wait a minute I'm kind of wanting McGreggor to win now.

Why would you not want Connor to win?

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