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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > OLD TRUMP THREAD GO TO THE NEW ONE
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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 15 minutes!
Young Orc
just a hundred pages until zdr closes the thread

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Yo Link! This house used
to be a hideout for a gang of
thieves.

What was their leader's name...
Oh yeah, his name was BakedAlaska and
he hated bright light a lot.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

Tom Gorman posted:

my favorite zelda is link's awakening

it's a game about beating the poo poo out of chickens and waking up a fatass lazy fish. also it has chain chomps, shyguys and thwomps.

it's the best zelda game

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
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lol 69

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


 i'm going to go play botw now and pretend it wasn't just co-opted by nazis to pass tax reform for :killing:

Sir Tonk posted:

just a hundred pages until zdr closes the thread
just for it to be reborn in the ashes

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/900490169454866438

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ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
 68? Boo
69?


Nice

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zyla posted:

thanks friend :unsmith:

its so hard to convince myself im worth dating these days with my crappy health and sadbrains but im trying to improve it

the problems the other way around, friendo

when you're as emotionally invested in a good thing as you seem to be, its hard to find someone worth dating

you know that, but you dont let yourself know that, so you blame yourself. which is a virtue in its own way

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 goons

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Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status/900484476664524805

GOP Teens always straddles the line between sublime and over-the-top parody of...oh, wow

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 nice

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i cant wait for nintendo to stop making hardware like sega so i can play zelda on god's platform, the personal computer

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Kly
Aug 8, 2003

Jazerus posted:

this is why avs are v. important

:(

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Tom Gorman posted:

my favorite zelda is link's awakening

it's a game about beating the poo poo out of chickens and waking up a fatass lazy fish. also it has chain chomps, shyguys and thwomps.

it's worth noting that the fish also has a full canvas of tattoos and tiny wings

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/senorrinhatch/status/900183613534343168

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Shugojin posted:

it's worth noting that the fish also has a full canvas of tattoos and tiny wings

they are called gills and fins MORON

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

Reality Winner posted:

i cant wait for nintendo to stop making hardware like sega so i can play zelda on god's platform, the personal computer

the switch is very good

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
GOP is literally Happy Mask Salesman in Majora's Mask

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you..." (under breath) thats too fuckin bad but i need that priceless mask back

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/900490169454866438

i wasnt aware of the "left" doing armed takeovers of reservations and having armed standoffs with the feds

:thunk:

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 ballad of the wind fish was peak zelda

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011

Kly posted:

:(

you will receive a welfare av don't worry comrade squizz has got your back

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zyla posted:

Flash back to 2002,

Iiving with my fiancee,

she went to work at her pizza job during the afternoon and I was at her apartment home just chillin on my computer.

Then at some point i got horny thinking about her coming back soon, and started jerking off, and then she came bursting through her door, with me, completely naked, wacking it in the computer chair, and the monitor was on, but i wasn't looking at it at all the whole time.

She looked at it then looked at me, then I looked at it and looked at her.

Somehow the page had gotten on to her best male friend's headshot on a page about student government at the college she went to near by.

It took about an hour to convince her that i was not, in fact, masturbating to steve, her best friend.

then we had sex a couple times but for a few weeks she pondered the question and asked me if i was bisexual.

and i told her that i
what a cocktease of a story, u didden een finish :wink:

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


 since this is a really slow news day, I just want to say again that the AVClub redesign is loving garbage

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/senorrinhatch/status/900183613534343168

he's been growing on me lately :thunk:

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 15 minutes!
Young Orc

Agrajag posted:

i wasnt aware of the "left" doing armed takeovers of reservations and having armed standoffs with the feds

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Underground

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Zyla posted:

Flash back to 2002,

Iiving with my fiancee,

she went to work at her pizza job

makes sense

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
what is best in life?

to sip on syrup, to roll a fat joint, and to hear the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RTyBLrgTfA of your enemy

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status/900484476664524805

what is this stupid poo poo

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!


me wrt Tax Code

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 15 minutes!
Young Orc

Nichael posted:

since this is a really slow news day, I just want to say again that the AVClub redesign is loving garbage

lol you visit other websites

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/900446752771379202

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXWTcSpcLQ8

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 less than 100 pages to go

not nice

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Sir Tonk posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Underground

Dr Jeff Masters was a young firebrand

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

Lastgirl posted:



me wrt Tax Code

with talent like this, you're a shoo-in for a position with speaker ryan. assuming you're white.

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
nice

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
nice

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Jazerus posted:

this is why avs are v. important

you will get nowhere without a posting brand, squizzle is a benevolent ruler to assist so many in finding a brand
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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Vertical Lime posted:

less than 100 pages to go

not nice

fascist mods are gonna close the thread at 6968 and that's when the real fuckkin protests are gonna start, my friend

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/900446752771379202

should've quoted arnie from pumping iron

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