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so are weather alerts a vile foreign invention or something
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 04:40 |
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Hey now, it was a major typhoon with only ~10 fatalities. SFW Videos:
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 04:42 |
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My dad just called me. He always calls me when he's out walking, complaining about the main problems he has in Bangkok while out walking... you can guess. Him: "Why are there so many of them?" Me: "So many of what?" Him: "Chinamen. They're everywhere here. You can just tell by looking at them that they they have no money. They dress like poo poo. Why do they all dress like poo poo?" Me: "That's how they do in the Mainland." Him: "I haven't seen a good looking one yet. The women are all buck-toothed. The Thais don't even benefit from them. They fly in here in their stupid groups, eating at this guy's cousin's restaurant, riding on this guy's brother's bus company, staying in that guy's hotel. None of this China money goes to the Thai people. Can't any of these shitheads travel alone? What is with these huge loving groups and some guy with a megaphone? It's bullshit. God drat it." Me: "Well, that's what they do here, too. It's what they enjoy on the Mainland." Him: "Oh, I know. Hong Kong people hate them. I hate them. poo poo, does anybody like them? I heard Singapore banned their groups. I hope Thailand does it." Then he started talking about his organic vegetables. Fojar38 posted:so are weather alerts a vile foreign invention or something
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 04:46 |
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I was just looking through one of the delivery apps and found a dildo delivery shop.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 05:12 |
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Haier, just curious, but has your dad ever seen The Big Lebowski? Because, dude, not the preferred nomenclature.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 05:22 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Haier, just curious, but has your dad ever seen The Big Lebowski? Because, dude, not the preferred nomenclature. Grand Fromage posted:I was just looking through one of the delivery apps and found a dildo delivery shop.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 05:44 |
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https://twitter.com/DreyerChina/status/900558921613455361
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 05:48 |
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Haier posted:How many did you order? What size and color? I haven't yet, what do you recommend? The one that appears to have five tips is odd. Maybe that's just the range of motion it can be bent into. There's also plastic vaginas.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 05:53 |
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You can press a button and within the hour a man on a motorcycle will bring you a dildo.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 05:55 |
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They should have listed that as one of China's four great accomplishments instead of high speed rail.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 05:58 |
The unnamed country can only look on with envy.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 05:58 |
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big time bisexual posted:train driver loves a kip They just put the bullet trains back into action, too! Gonna be a fun ride.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 06:09 |
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Grand Fromage posted:You can press a button and within the hour a man on a motorcycle will bring you a dildo. have fun when the toxic plastics melt your butthole inside out
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 06:17 |
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China can only look on in shame as all the dildos are modeled after the men of the unnamed country
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 06:49 |
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Grand Fromage posted:I haven't yet, what do you recommend? what's the censored character say?
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 07:24 |
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I can't see it clearly but I found one in my dictionary that looks right and says it's "to prohibit". So I guess balls and tips aren't allowed to be shown?
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 07:27 |
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I'm genuinely surprised that a state run newspaper would admit there are any problems, anywhere in china
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 08:28 |
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so what is wrong with large veins on my balls? Some sort of TCM bullshit? These men arent reproducing, population problem solved.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 08:42 |
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Someone care to explain why Americans act sensitive around the use of Chinamen?
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 09:10 |
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Velisarius posted:Someone care to explain why Americans act sensitive around the use of Chinamen? It's historically been used as a racial slur and a lot of Asian-Americans find it offensive
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 09:25 |
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My dad was bitching about putting together a bench and said that "the instructions were written by a chinaman or something" and I told him maybe don't say chinaman if you don't want people to think you're a racist or a time traveling racist and he got extremely huffy about how he's Not Allowed To Say Chinaman Anymore
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 09:31 |
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Dildos on my screen at my new job. Thanks China thread.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 09:42 |
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Fauxtool posted:so what is wrong with large veins on my balls? Some sort of TCM bullshit? quote:Excessive Sexual Activity
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 09:43 |
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Can you imagine making a medical system based off unscientific poetry about geology and nature? http://www.itmonline.org/5organs/kidney.htm quote:The kidney is the ocean of the human body. Since oceans are situated on a lower level than the earth's streams and rivers, they draw every one of them to form one large body of water. Oceans may appear vast and inexhaustible, yet they still drain off some of their seemingly unlimited supply. One way of drainage is called 'going to ruins,' meaning the water drains down into the earth from where it will not return. The other way of drainage is called 'dwelling with the stars,' meaning the water steams toward the sky and later rains down to earth again, where it dissipates into rivers and streams and eventually returns to the ocean. This is the water that circulates between heaven and earth, always striving to keep an equilibrium between the extreme states of drought and flooding. quote:Water has a tendency to drain downward. The kidney, the lowest of the organ networks, is where the body's water assembles and goes into storage until needed elsewhere. If the kidney function is weak, its storage capability will become inhibited and jing will leak from the body. Due to the Daoist belief that the jing is lost when a man excretes semen (of particular concern, when an elderly man, who already had deficiency of jing through aging, excretes semen), virtually all of the ancient medical texts mention spermatorrhea (a code for release during the disallowed practice of masturbation, wet dreams, and ejaculation during intercourse when the attempt is being made to prevent it) as a condition to be treated, since it indicates a breach of the kidney's function of safeguarding and storing jing. According to the Daoist ideal, except during early adulthood, men should refrain from releasing semen, or, at the very least, experience this infrequently. 5000 years of pulling poo poo out of your rear end. EDIT: Anyone else want to blow a gust of cold air out your urethra? Haier fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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Haier posted:5000 years of pulling poo poo out of your rear end. Constipation's a bitch.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 09:57 |
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Haier posted:EDIT: Anyone else want to blow a gust of cold air out your urethra? I'm pretty sure when I was 13 I beat off enough for this to happen
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 10:17 |
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Haier posted:EDIT: Anyone else want to blow a gust of cold air out your urethra?
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 10:23 |
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Grand Fromage posted:You can press a button and within the hour a man on a motorcycle will bring you a dildo. What marvelous times we live in.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 11:50 |
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Haier posted:EDIT: Anyone else want to blow a gust of cold air out your urethra? we get it, you vape
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 11:52 |
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Pirate Radar posted:It's historically been used as a racial slur and a lot of Asian-Americans find it offensive Well, Chinese-Americans I imagine. Though the others probably get offended at being considered Chinese.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 12:02 |
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Is water with a high mineral count mean poisoned with heavy metals?
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 12:02 |
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nickmeister posted:Is water with a high mineral count mean poisoned with heavy metals? Heavy metals are the next step in awfulness from a high mineral content. Things like lead, cadmium, mercury, etc dropped into the water can gently caress people and the ecosystem up for a long time, specially if you don't realize you're drinking them and keep doing so for a long time. Edit: They're basically two types of stuff that get dissolved in water, high mineral count doesn't mean there are heavy metals present unless specified, heavy metals are some specific elements that have very negative effects most living things. randomcommoner fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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Grand Fromage posted:I'm pretty sure when I was 13 I beat off enough for this to happen A sound like wailing winter wind was heard.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 13:14 |
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That Air bender guy was cool. I bet it feels good to stand against the wind.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 13:42 |
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Haier posted:I am sure he has, but as a guy that has spent nearly 50 years of his life between Japan, Hong Kong, Thailand, India, Vietnam, and other places in SEA, he is very open about his dislike of Mainland Chinese and Koreans (mostly due to trying business in Korea back in the 80s, when they were way more nationalistic than now). There's not much else to say. Everyone in Cambodia says they're of Chinese descent. Just ask lol
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 17:31 |
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whip posted:Everyone in Cambodia says they're of Chinese descent. Just ask lol Sure, but there's a big difference (at least in every country but China) between "of Chinese descent" and "actually Mainland Chinese"
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 17:59 |
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I just spent a month in Beijing and it was actually pretty cool.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 18:23 |
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I hope I never encounter large testicle veins in the real world.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 18:30 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Sure, but there's a big difference (at least in every country but China) between "of Chinese descent" and "actually Mainland Chinese"
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Conor Mc Gregor buys his son a 3 piece suit:
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