chuggo is BACK posted:

*arises from the depths of a volcano* wrong thread

R. Guyovich posted:

Being an Arsenal supporter is like being a character in the Walking Dead universe. It just keeps getting worse and worse for you and when you struggle to be happy in your depression you start to remember the good old days (unbeaten season).

Brony Car posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTKkAZnClpg

I feel kind of bad posting this. Maybe I'm falling for the joke. Like it's a very elaborate parody making fun of other fans?

pik_d posted:

Brony Car posted:

#Bantz

Brony Car posted:

#Bantz

TheBigAristotle posted:

This list is all over the place

blue footed boobie posted:

I'm thinking of writing an erotic novel on Arsenal


I've put a substantial amount of thought into this, and feel that I have identified a niche market. I'm making this thread to see if there's any particular demand for such material.

Over the past twenty years, one thing that has been massively overlooked is Wenger as a sex symbol. We can discuss his merits as a football manager and argue whether he was successful or not, but one thing that is particularly obvious to us is that despite his tender age there seems to be a very mysterious, almost sexual element to the way he operates and the way we perceive him. When he talks, you want to listen. There's a sexual aura surrounding him when he enters the room. There's a particular scent that draws you closer to him. Look at the way the man dresses, this is someone that has a lot of sex. Although none of this is documented.

49 shades of Wenger (49 is a tribute to the unbeaten run) aims to vividly capture what Wenger does behind closed doors with some of the players that he has attempted to lure in over the years. There is a reason why our stars have claimed Wenger was a major attraction to Arsenal, and this book will let you know why in as much detail as possible. I'm not going to ruin it for you, but I may post some excerpts if moderators will allow, in the coming days.

blue footed boobie posted:

I'm thinking of writing an erotic novel on Arsenal


I've put a substantial amount of thought into this, and feel that I have identified a niche market. I'm making this thread to see if there's any particular demand for such material.

Over the past twenty years, one thing that has been massively overlooked is Wenger as a sex symbol. We can discuss his merits as a football manager and argue whether he was successful or not, but one thing that is particularly obvious to us is that despite his tender age there seems to be a very mysterious, almost sexual element to the way he operates and the way we perceive him. When he talks, you want to listen. There's a sexual aura surrounding him when he enters the room. There's a particular scent that draws you closer to him. Look at the way the man dresses, this is someone that has a lot of sex. Although none of this is documented.

49 shades of Wenger (49 is a tribute to the unbeaten run) aims to vividly capture what Wenger does behind closed doors with some of the players that he has attempted to lure in over the years. There is a reason why our stars have claimed Wenger was a major attraction to Arsenal, and this book will let you know why in as much detail as possible. I'm not going to ruin it for you, but I may post some excerpts if moderators will allow, in the coming days.

blue footed boobie posted:

I'm thinking of writing an erotic novel on Arsenal


I've put a substantial amount of thought into this, and feel that I have identified a niche market. I'm making this thread to see if there's any particular demand for such material.

Over the past twenty years, one thing that has been massively overlooked is Wenger as a sex symbol. We can discuss his merits as a football manager and argue whether he was successful or not, but one thing that is particularly obvious to us is that despite his tender age there seems to be a very mysterious, almost sexual element to the way he operates and the way we perceive him. When he talks, you want to listen. There's a sexual aura surrounding him when he enters the room. There's a particular scent that draws you closer to him. Look at the way the man dresses, this is someone that has a lot of sex. Although none of this is documented.

49 shades of Wenger (49 is a tribute to the unbeaten run) aims to vividly capture what Wenger does behind closed doors with some of the players that he has attempted to lure in over the years. There is a reason why our stars have claimed Wenger was a major attraction to Arsenal, and this book will let you know why in as much detail as possible. I'm not going to ruin it for you, but I may post some excerpts if moderators will allow, in the coming days.

You Know Who posted:

Klinsmann wasn’t putting the available players in the best position to succeed, nor has Arena done much more than the absolute minimum to get them playing better, nor do any of the excuses Arena (who is and always has been bizarrely arrogant for how much of a mediocrity he is) comes up with to deflect blame from himself and his players—may we never hear any more talk from him about the demographics of the American cities that host USMNT matches, nor any more speculation about how Trump’s immigration policies may be inspiring the U.S.’s CONCACAF foes to try extra super hard to beat the supposed avatars of his tyranny—detract from the incontestable fact that the U.S. doesn’t have many good players and thus will always be constrained by the talent of the squad until the player pool is deepened.

blue footed boobie posted:

http://deadspin.com/the-usmnt-doesnt-deserve-to-qualify-for-the-world-cup-1800851386