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The MSJ posted:Sounds like horror movie premise: messages horny guy from Pakistan as a joke, turns out he's dead and now his ghost shows up in your photos. Stealing this
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Tsunemori posted:To apply for any of the positions, candidates will have to go online and submit their resume to us. i'm dying
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 16:53 |
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does he think your name is Contracts lol
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 17:18 |
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dragon enthusiast posted:does he think your name is Contracts lol It's probably an automated email sent to a shitload of company emails
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 17:24 |
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Tsunemori posted:To apply for any of the positions, candidates will have to go online and submit their resume to us. hahaha oh my god, this is loving hilarious
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 17:44 |
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OK, is it possible that there is perhaps an Indian agency that forwards migrant worker to Australia, and as part of their amazing plan to place as many clients as possible they are trying to gaslight Australian job agencies?
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 17:54 |
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Tsunemori, here is a test you can send those people to see if they are suitable for employment. Please post their answers: 1. How many people are in your family? 2. How many people in your family would you like to have sex with? Please list their age, weight, relationship to you, and the relative milkiness of their bobs. 3. What means sex? 4. How plumpy is Gheeta's navel if her milks have recently progressed from apples to melons? 5. Pradip is an engineer, 32, very good job and handsome. He is looking for a wife. What is the best course of action? A: Pradip very bad boy he should think more his job B: He should go on Facebook and send sexy messages like "hi" and "do u love me" to every female he can find until one of them acquiesces. C: Cry forever. 6. How would you do the needful? HINT: Show your work 7. What does the word "lasagna" mean? 8. Please explain the difference, in 500 words or less, between "fap" and "shag".
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 18:56 |
Say Nothing posted:Posting the needful. holy poo poo how do you get into a flamewar with an indian dude asking for sex and boobs and lose
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:28 |
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Does it work like in Beetlejuice where you could be tricked into saying the words three times?
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 23:41 |
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Ron Darling posted:holy poo poo how do you get into a flamewar with an indian dude asking for sex and boobs and lose I can't stop thinking about 'I want to gently caress she'. It really makes me laugh for some reason. It's not even that bad a translation error.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 00:18 |
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Cum Galleon posted:I can't stop thinking about 'I want to gently caress she'. It really makes me laugh for some reason. It's not even that bad a translation error. I want to frnd request he
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 03:47 |
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nerdz posted:I want to frnd request he I friend you OK rape you later
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 03:48 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I friend you OK He sex now but now not girl his inbox
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 04:21 |
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Whoever said gaslighting is probably rightquote:---------- Forwarded message ----------
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 12:32 |
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Tsunemori posted:Whoever said gaslighting is probably right Can you tell him you're already screening many promising applications from Pakistanis
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 12:38 |
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Ron Darling posted:holy poo poo how do you get into a flamewar with an indian dude asking for sex and boobs and lose well it aint like the indian dude won but he's in his natural state so
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 13:09 |
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That Contracts guy seems like a real ayehole
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 13:17 |
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I feel like H Jon Benjamin's voice acting fell flat on Bobs Lasagna
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 13:34 |
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Tsunemori posted:Whoever said gaslighting is probably right How do you gently caress up accusing Australians of racism this goddamn badly?
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 14:58 |
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Tsunemori posted:Whoever said gaslighting is probably right This is deeply hilarious to me It's also hilarious that they talk about their good English skills, then write poo poo like that.
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 14:59 |
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Also openly admit they want to undercut everyone. Really guys, we're willing to be a step above indentured servants, just hire us!
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 16:31 |
Alan Smithee posted:well it aint like the indian dude won but he's in his natural state so i mean i'm defining "winning" as "not looking like a total chode" so in that respect somehow the indian dude came out on top imo
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 17:02 |
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This is hurting my head!
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# ? Aug 24, 2017 23:46 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 01:58 |
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I like the two of your milk
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 02:08 |
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Mods, change my name to Sexual Boobs Function.
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 02:08 |
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I like hot pushy big bumps and I cannot lie
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McGavin posted:Mods, change my name to Sexual Boobs Function. I used to play bass for Sexual Boobs Function back in college
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 02:24 |
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How many of these are just you guys having fun? Open boobs lasagna, lol
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 02:25 |
ElGroucho posted:How many of these are just you guys having fun? Open boobs lasagna, lol I think you've been around long enough to know that goons could never be this clever
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 03:05 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 03:08 |
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All of you will touch my rear end pennies
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:05 |
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Story timequote:From: "Jhanda Patel" <enruteiapnci@qnd.com.au>
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:27 |
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quote:this is what the Queen said when he visited my country A+
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:33 |
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Dame Edna, Queen of Australia.
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:43 |
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Tsunemori posted:Story time Jesus That's so absurdly racist. I wonder if there's an indian workers organization behind these emails.
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:52 |
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Tsunemori posted:Story time Are these all coming from the same email?
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:56 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Are these all coming from the same email?
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 05:05 |
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Tsunemori posted:No, but pretty sure they come from the same source... some random gibberish and a three-letter domain name, like knfzh@com.com.au, fswmerfmnezngl@put.com.au, ggrissabi@tet.com.au ... Oh I thought you were changing the addresses.
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heire me you helpless lazy racitst
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