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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I'm confident Trump's transgender ban will be neutered by the courts. It's arbitrary and capricious by design.
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Cingulate posted:And the that is exactly what it will be soon
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He's having a morning. edit: and he's halfway through another tweet now
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/900699520304066561 *There
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I'm confident Trump's transgender ban will be neutered by the courts. It's arbitrary and capricious by design. God, I hope.
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Chilichimp posted:Yeah, my dick is only 5'3 and I'm told that's below average height for a man. It's ok, men with 5'3" dicks can fit inside of a sports car more easily.
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/900701990312972289 *too E: also no Oxford comma 
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aware of dog posted:https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/900701990312972289 Hahahaha he's cheerleading his own dumb loving speeches.
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Solkanar512 posted:It's ok, men with 5'3" dicks can fit inside of a sports car more easily. Works out well for Assad. Putin is like 5'3"
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Aug 24, 2017 13:58
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What is he watching? That's a lotta nonsense.
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Aug 24, 2017 13:59
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He is starting to sound like Charlie Kelly. Am good president, change tones good, somber then excite.
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Translation: Acting like an unhinged, sundowning, racist Grandpa with dementia is a good thing. Why doesn't everyone see that?aware of dog posted:E: also no Oxford comma
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If he wants to spend every week making GBS threads on Congressional Republicans up for re-election in 2018, well then:
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and then I guess a third tweet with "Want approval!" again?
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http://gods2.com Blacks for Trump. Tax Cherokee Democrats now! He is a Black Israelite trolling the gently caress out of Trump and they let him on stage for optics.
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I know it's like 90% of what somethingawful is built on but it always feels weird when people go off on stuff like "spacekin" or people that think they are attack helicopters or whatever, like it's a demographic with a couple dozen people who are either joking, mentally ill or talking about some real feeling in their life that they are explaining poorly in a way that makes them seem weird. Like it IS funny, but I always vaguely assume that people that have beefs with "tumblr people" teens and their half hearted nonsense identities at 30 are going to be the people that are super angry when they are 60 about some real thing that teens are actually doing that is actually real. Oh, don't get me wrong, I am fully aware that the people getting roasted the most (spacekin, helicopterkin, the one where you're actually a god, though that at least has some loose philosophical underpinnings...) are the smallest minority of people who actually have -kin stuff as part of their core identity. I think that's weird in the sense that, no, you are definitely not part wolf, but they should be able to have that if it helps them understand who they are. It's not hurting anyone, and those people tend to not be raving lunatics. The extremely small minority, though, is definitely the winner of the noisemaker award. It's those people I'll be watching out for because I was also posting the dumbest poo poo on Xanga and LiveJournal when I was a teenager. (Okay, into my mid 20's.) The really mentally ill ones you just have to be careful and watch out for. Remember, look at the poop, do not touch the poop, and talk about the poop far, far from where it can hear you. Everyone wins! business hammocks posted:Is he really misspelling poo poo like they're and too? That means it has to be him sitting on the toilet, right? It's not even really a misspelling. That's the kind of mistake you make after a long night of drinking or, say, an especially heavy binge of amphetamines. It could be something boring like he didn't sleep well, but I still like the idea that he is only high-energy thanks to some Peruvian Marching Powder. Red Baron fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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Of course the eclipse guy that Trump retweeted was a racist. Of course. https://twitter.com/BlitznBeans/status/900703745306107904
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Looks like he deleted the last tweet? https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/900703249375739904 Thanks whitehousepresssecretary bot!
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Kekekela posted:
He's currently deleting them and fixing the typos but he still spelled "to" wrong. 
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The self-characterizations of the speeches are just bizarre.
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/900706843445612544 Does he often talk in the third person like this?
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IN TWO BACK TO BACK TWEETS HE MADE BOTH OF THE "THERE/THEIR/THEY'RE" AND "TO/TOO/TWO" DUMB-DUMB PERSON TYPOS. I AM loving TRIGGERRED!!! 
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Phoix posted:He's having a morning. I like how the photo of Obama is actually a really class photo of him, and the photo of Trump looks like it was taken to put on a billboard of a second hand car dealership or something. Even lovely memes trying to make Trump look worse then Obama, can't seem to help but make him look better. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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JazzFlight posted:IN TWO BACK TO BACK TWEETS HE MADE BOTH OF THE "THERE/THEIR/THEY'RE" AND "TO/TOO/TWO" DUMB-DUMB PERSON TYPOS. In glorious new America Made Great Again homophones are merely vestiges of our elite, ivory tower past when we toiled under the oppressive thumbs of science and education.
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JazzFlight posted:IN TWO BACK TO BACK TWEETS HE MADE BOTH OF THE "THERE/THEIR/THEY'RE" AND "TO/TOO/TWO" DUMB-DUMB PERSON TYPOS. He deleted the "to" one again and has now fixed it. It took three attempts. He also deleted the Clapper tweet for some reason. edit: he tweeted it again?? I think he had to delete the Clapper tweet to make his timeline look nice since he had to delete the typo tweets again. 
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I'm confident Trump's transgender ban will be neutered by the courts. It's arbitrary and capricious by design. I doubt it because it's something to do with the military which for the courts is treated differently
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Trump Thread II: his beautiful letter
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I don't know how twitter works but is it possible he is saying things to his phone to compose these tweets and simply not proofreading before posting them?
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Shifty Nipples posted:I don't know how twitter works but is it possible he is saying things to his phone to compose these tweets and simply not proofreading before posting them? Have you read his tweets? There's no loving way this is the case.
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Shifty Nipples posted:I don't know how twitter works but is it possible he is saying things to his phone to compose these tweets and simply not proofreading before posting them? Probably not, he's always flirting with the 140 character limit so the message needs hand-crafting.
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Shifty Nipples posted:I don't know how twitter works but is it possible he is saying things to his phone to compose these tweets and simply not proofreading before posting them?
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I don't get the eclipse tweet. Doesn't that imply that Obama is the sun, or in other words a hugely impressive ball of nuclear fusion that gives us all our energy and traps us gravitationally? Whereas Trump is the moon, a small rock that formed from a collision of a bigger rock on the earth. Also this means Trump is slowly moving outwards in his orbit from the earth. Makes sense.
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If you look at Oval Office pics - it's always been a tacky piss hole. Trump just added more flags.
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Eeyo posted:I don't get the eclipse tweet. Doesn't that imply that Obama is the sun, or in other words a hugely impressive ball of nuclear fusion that gives us all our energy and traps us gravitationally? Whereas Trump is the moon, a small rock that formed from a collision of a bigger rock on the earth. Also this means Trump is slowly moving outwards in his orbit from the earth. You just thought about more than anyone who made or retweeted it.
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Eeyo posted:I don't get the eclipse tweet. Doesn't that imply that Obama is the sun, or in other words a hugely impressive ball of nuclear fusion that gives us all our energy and traps us gravitationally? Whereas Trump is the moon, a small rock that formed from a collision of a bigger rock on the earth. Also this means Trump is slowly moving outwards in his orbit from the earth. Also, the Russians were the first to image his scarred, cratered backside
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Vintersorg posted:If you look at Oval Office pics - it's always been a tacky piss hole. Trump just added more flags. yeah the gold curtains are from like the 70s and 80s or whatever. Trump of course immediately put them up
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Eeyo posted:I don't get the eclipse tweet. Doesn't that imply that Obama is the sun, or in other words a hugely impressive ball of nuclear fusion that gives us all our energy and traps us gravitationally? Whereas Trump is the moon, a small rock that formed from a collision of a bigger rock on the earth. Also this means Trump is slowly moving outwards in his orbit from the earth.
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