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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lmao

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/900736521111826434

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





sex time for hitler again btw

or

it was

:negative:

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
we're going to watch Hillary lose to Trump again and it will be incredible

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gradenko_2000 posted:

Me, to the barista: My name is Merry Christmas :agesilaus:

the name is squizzle, yes that squizzle, from a dying comedy web forum, i would like to purchase coffee, coffee for me, who is squizzle

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

how do they execute this ban?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Typo posted:

bernie is gonna be 80 a year into his presidency

and he'll be 88 when it ends, heil hitler bitch

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Darkman Fanpage posted:

why do you hate capitalism?

I don't like reggae
I love it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Annual Prophet posted:

franken would be great but sherrod brown is more likely to get the nod

ohio reigns supreme

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

Trump's latest retweet buddy has some other quality tweets

https://twitter.com/JerryTravone/status/868449733827756036

we were so naive then

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



tired: elect bernie

wired: use bernie's momentum to create an entire generation of leftist politicians

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Former Everything posted:

i thought the suck zone was the exclusive place for myopic posters to make dumb predictions and then get butt-mad about their own predictions

i bet the dumbocraps are going to nominate joe manchin and the WV coal billionaire gov and run to the right of ted cruz and IM SO GODDAMN MAD ABOUT THIS THING I MADE UP IN MY HEAD grr grr grr

actually its here

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Sir Tonk posted:







these people's brains are so broken, how do you even get to them

You don't. You marginalize them.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


trump will win every election until the heat death of the universe

sorry not sorry :smugdon:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Zeroisanumber posted:

You don't. You marginalize them.

*liberal stares at a man in a KKK hood jacking off onto his jeep*

but how do i dialogue with them???

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Agrajag posted:

so youre allowed to leave after 2 years?

huh i always thought contracts were for longer.

contracts are 2-6 years depending on the job you pick. Also, there was a rule implemented( Dwell time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwell_time_(military)), Whatever time you spent in theater, you were to spend the same amount of time in garrison after you finished a deployment. So, lets say you did a 12 month deployment. You would then spend 12 months in garrison state side. Then your unit could be deployed again.

e:

quote:

From the early days of the Global War on Terrorism until 2011, dwell time for American service members was reduced to a maximum of 12 months for most service members:[2] "Dwell time at home stations became nothing more than getting ready for the next deployment."[3] In October, 2011, the United States Department of Defense extended dwell time for U.S. soldiers to 24 months for every year deployed to a war zone.[4][5]

So it's changed a little since I was in.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
Ohhhh twitter was bitter about the poor house thing so they made trump president I get it now.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

zen death robot posted:

it says a lot that no one can name anyone that would be a decent president that isn't elderly

james traficant

hes not elderly, hes dead

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Business Gorillas posted:

tired: elect bernie

wired: use bernie's momentum to create an entire generation of leftist politicians

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Sir Tonk posted:







these people's brains are so broken, how do you even get to them

why is trump treading on that snake?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I mean hot drat this was just 4 days ago

https://twitter.com/JerryTravone/status/899211166832087041

Who would have known a trump supporter with a lovely backyard wrestling show would be a piece of poo poo

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Franken would be awesome, provided the Bernie Bros don't start ripping him to shreds now like they are Kamala Harris.

excuse me... please use the correct identifier for them. It's Alt-Left!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





pathetic little tramp posted:

uhh scratch that, Trumps new retweet buddy has some really interesting tweets on his timeline

https://twitter.com/JerryTravone/status/899211166832087041

yikes

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

mormonpartyboat posted:

"senator sanders, whats your solution for cleaning up the nuclear wasteland on the india/pakistan border"
"free college tuition"

good answer because why the gently caress would the president of the united states be involved in a nuclear cleanup that they didn't cause on the other side of the globe

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Typo posted:

how do they execute this ban?

IP blocking.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

it says a lot that no one can name anyone that would be a decent president that isn't elderly

goon project: elect lowtax

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
politics is all just one big rear end-blasting

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

zen death robot posted:

it says a lot that no one can name anyone that would be a decent president that isn't elderly

president chelsea manning

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



zen death robot posted:

it says a lot that no one can name anyone that would be a decent president that isn't elderly

there's some rad people at the local level but its going to take time to get national visibility

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

zen death robot posted:

it says a lot that no one can name anyone that would be a decent president that isn't elderly

um.... ZUCK!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Al! posted:

president chelsea clinton

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


gradenko_2000 posted:

Me, to the barista: My name is Merry Christmas :agesilaus:

:aaaaa:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Business Gorillas posted:

tired: elect bernie

wired: use bernie's momentum to create an entire generation of leftist politicians

tired: use bernie's momentum to create an entire generation of leftist politicians

wired: hook bernie up to the golden throne

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

eonwe posted:

goon project: elect lowtax

I think he's the only person that takes criticism worse than trump

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Elephanthead posted:

IP blocking.

barron knows the cyber way 'round that

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/900735336053178370

well good luck with a hurricane, trump. hope you got everything else you wanted to get done

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


zen death robot posted:

it says a lot that no one can name anyone that would be a decent president that isn't elderly

Barron Trump

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


zen death robot posted:

it says a lot that no one can name anyone that would be a decent president that isn't elderly

The dems let the beach rot, rebuilding it's gonna take some time.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ymgve posted:

good answer because why the gently caress would the president of the united states be involved in a nuclear cleanup that they didn't cause on the other side of the globe

lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

ymgve posted:

good answer because why the gently caress would the president of the united states be involved in a nuclear cleanup that they didn't cause on the other side of the globe

lol this might surprise you but donald "j" trump is president of the united states

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
presigod zuck

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