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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/900695189412511744
https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/900733468203667457

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/900735336053178370

well good luck with a hurricane, trump. hope you got everything else you wanted to get done

Did Trump ever cancel FEMA or was that just more twitter bullshit?

Because uhhhh

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


TRUMP!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


of all the defensive lines to make a metaphor about.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I remember in March and April when everyone on the cable news shows would say "this is very troubling because it makes you wonder what would happen if Trump had a real, legitimate crisis to deal with. "

Now here we are in August with the North Koreans about to push the button, neo nazis boldly marching in the streets, and oh poo poo by the way here's a category 3 hurricane for you just in case it wasn't enough already.

We're so hosed.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

lol at people predicting 2020

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

pathetic little tramp posted:

uhh scratch that, Trumps new retweet buddy has some really interesting tweets on his timeline

https://twitter.com/JerryTravone/status/899211166832087041

i love that the wh staff has zero control over who he retweets

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
lol the United States is bereft of respectable leadership

lol the West's disillusionment with itself is terminal

just lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Junkyard Poodle posted:

ty mystery donor (squiz?) for an excellent AV that showcases what my posting is all about

much love
:bigtran:

yeah, rite?! how does squiz do it??? the showcasing.

not the act of setting an av.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Basebf555 posted:

I remember in March and April when everyone on the cable news shows would say "this is very troubling because it makes you wonder what would happen if Trump had a real, legitimate crisis to deal with. "

Now here we are in August with the North Koreans about to push the button, neo nazis boldly marching in the streets, and oh poo poo by the way here's a category 3 hurricane for you just in case it wasn't enough already.

We're so hosed.

the second one, ironically, worked itself out once the libs realized that "continuing the discourse" was going to get them killed

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Texas is gonna be destroyed by a hurricane with no response from the government and they'll still be red in 2018 and 2020

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Rushi posted:

When people say "threads" in reference to twitter (or not any early 2000s forums) my half sized brain goes blank making me foam and pee a little
Okay, but I don't have a better word and Gene Demby is real good.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
luckily I don't think trump knows where belgium is

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Typo posted:

how do they execute this ban?

apparently there was an issue in the oval office where random people could just print out and put random articles onto the presidents desk. donny kept skimming them and thinking they were like official white house information briefings. the new rule says that any info given to the president while he is working has to be vetted by someone else before it lands on his desk. he can still check whatever he wants on his phone tough

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

FactsAreUseless posted:

Everyone go read the latest Gene Demby thread on Twitter. I can't link it but it's extremely good.

I ghosted my ex and she is about to be my next boss.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





my tummy hurts :smith:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Reince Penis posted:

Did Trump ever cancel FEMA or was that just more twitter bullshit?

Because uhhhh

Trump has not appointed a FEMA director or mentioned it at all, ever, no.

e: I am incorrect, it is William B. “Brock” Long so expect to hear that name a lot

angerbot has issued a correction as of 16:29 on Aug 24, 2017

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

zen death robot posted:

it says a lot that no one can name anyone that would be a decent president that isn't elderly

BETO!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Rita hit Galveston within months of Katrina and it didn't really hurt anything because white people got evacuated and george bush doesn't care about black people.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Augus posted:

Texas is gonna be destroyed by a hurricane with no response from the government and they'll still be red in 2018 and 2020

Well the Hurricane is hitting the bluest section.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Michael Bayleaf posted:

luckily I don't think trump knows where belgium is

true facts for the longest time I thought the neatherlands were between germany and france, not belgium.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Augus posted:

Texas is gonna be destroyed by a hurricane with no response from the government and they'll still be red in 2018 and 2020

i know rite? it rocks

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Donald J. Trump, president of America and fluent in Japanese

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Tired: Chelsea Clinton

Wired: Chelsea Manning

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
this client at work has a FB profile pic that says "There's no ethical consumption under capitalism".


She works as a social media marketer.

gently caress alllllll the way off

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
bold prediction: Joel dies in The Last of Us Part 2

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

Tired: Chelsea Clinton

Wired: Chelsea Manning

Wined: Reality Winner

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I always imagine his hand hanging down thing to be some imaginary tea bagging situation he is remarking up on.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
just saw the tweets. lmao

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Guys, we have a FEMA director, it's Brock Long. It's one of the people the establishment told him to appoint so he's generally not as terrible as, like, appointing Frasier Crane; but we do have a FEMA director.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
I'm on weed watching Nepal Idol and people say this country isn't great.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


fake news tromp doesn't read he watches

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





you have my sword

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


juche avocado posted:

yeah, rite?! how does squiz do it??? the showcasing.

not the act of setting an av.

he looks into the heart of the shitposting and extracts the empirical quality

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Lol 7 months in and we finally have a "no putting infowars articles on the presidents desk that he will then take seriously" rule in the whitehouse, Progress y'all.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


zegermans posted:

Rita hit Galveston within months of Katrina and it didn't really hurt anything because white people got evacuated and george bush doesn't care about black people.

uh rita hosed up galveston

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/900741234389549057/photo/1

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

bold prediction: Joel dies in The Last of Us Part 2

Both he and Ellie were dead the whole time and the apocalypse is purgatory

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




A Handed Missus posted:

Donald J. Trump, president of America and fluent in Japanese

Now THIS would have been a great twist as the aftermath of First Lady Akie Abe pretending not to speak English.

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