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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

does every white guy get issued an underarmor shirt now? should i be checking my mailbox?

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


They found Podesta's backup pizza parlor

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mayor Dave posted:

it's the south

yeah howd they find somebody else with a healthy bmi down here:thunk:

Genuine Fake
Oct 2, 2004

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

canned corn beef aint good idky anybody disagree :shrug:

Super disagree. Just throw "too much" butter in there and that poo poo is delicious.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i hate the word "tasty" it sounds dumb as poo poo

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

A Handed Missus posted:

actually he is good and he is my friend

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

send this thread to hell

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6CdZ4nJojA

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Joementum posted:

does every white guy get issued an underarmor shirt now? should i be checking my mailbox?

i never even herad of under armour til they left the presidential council on buttassery :sad:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




That cop is so used to shooting people with drop guns that he has gloves on for a real shootout.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Joementum posted:

does every white guy get issued an underarmor shirt now? should i be checking my mailbox?

According to the Chapo they only give them out to sweaty white guys that don't work out much

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Joementum posted:

does every white guy get issued an underarmor shirt now? should i be checking my mailbox?

or one of those salt fishing shirts with the vent across the back

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Turdfuzz posted:

send this thread to hell

you lonely?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
the to toos are spelled two wrong on the title

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



zegermans posted:

we almost named our daughter ursula but that name has kinda been sullied by disney

Excellent taste and excellent foresight


Probably Magic posted:

What's it about.

Collection of short stories. The best sci-fi is called speculative fiction and the best speculative fiction is UKLG. If you read one story it should be The Matter of Seggri, which is available online for free somewhere that I forget

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this sounds like an incredibly dumb robbery attempt tbh

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

zegermans posted:

there's like one healthy BMI in those images

blue cheese lives matter

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tacodaemon posted:

i hate the word "tasty" it sounds dumb as poo poo

tasty means that poo poo is good son, it's tasty!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Joementum posted:

does every white guy get issued an underarmor shirt now? should i be checking my mailbox?

*offer void north of the mason-dixon line excluding the tri-state area

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Holy_Zarquon posted:

Super disagree. Just throw "too much" butter in there and that poo poo is delicious.

my old dog would eat his own poops but refused to eat corned beef hash out of the can when we tried once

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

me 2012: thoughts and prayers

me 2017: why isn't the gunman shooting the people already

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Epic High Five posted:

Excellent taste and excellent foresight


Collection of short stories. The best sci-fi is called speculative fiction and the best speculative fiction is UKLG. If you read one story it should be The Matter of Seggri, which is available online for free somewhere that I forget

Generally when I've tried to start on LeGuin, I've found her to be a little dry, but I'm all about short stories. I'll have to keep an eye out for that.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

Gaze upon this ye foul curs, and see the greatest overall hot sauce in the land:



:wrong:

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

zegermans posted:

there's like one healthy BMI in those images

our boys in blue, our chields of justice!!

TRIOMP

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Feldegast42 posted:

According to the Chapo they only give them out to sweaty white guys that don't work out much

so i should be checking my mailbox....

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/900746818572632064

me: HE'S RUNNING

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

That DICK! posted:

me 2012: thoughts and prayers

me 2017: why isn't the gunman shooting the people already

"why was the gunman's aim so lovely?" - me right after the scalise thing

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
hot sauce is for people who don't know how to make actually good food

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Zyla posted:

my old dog would eat his own poops but refused to eat corned beef hash out of the can when we tried once

My dog is a little dude. He got to hang out with a big dog and my little dude just kept licking the big dog's dick. It was kind of awkward.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

zegermans posted:

there's like one healthy BMI in those images
The Subway Campaign For Healthy BMI Image has done good work.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tacodaemon posted:

i hate the word "tasty" it sounds dumb as poo poo

dumb means not talking
not talking means u too busy eatin
cuz its tasty :smug:

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I've been in meetings all day, did I miss anything big, are we dead

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
more like Joe bidin' his time

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



I'd vote for him but only on the condition that it's 100% in character as his Onion persona.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




i will fite u

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
oh gently caress what page is it

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





what do you when the only two people you like on a podcast are both on vacation, leaving the one super annoying guy and his invited friends

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Joementum posted:

does every white guy get issued an underarmor shirt now? should i be checking my mailbox?

White guys in underarmor vs white guys in JNCO will be the new gangs of suburbia

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mayor Dave posted:

hot sauce is for people who don't know how to make actually good food

lol thaniks for filling in for zegermans your efforts are appreciated :hai:

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Joementum posted:

does every white guy get issued an underarmor shirt now? should i be checking my mailbox?

bald
underarmor shirt
cargo shorts
baseball hat
sunglasses
nike shoes
facial hair optional
~50 lbs overweight

there you go.
i just built you a WhiteGuy

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