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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Commoner filth. Bring out the five piece and then I'll be impressed.

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whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Haier posted:

Yeah, my dad differentiates. He has nothing against Chinese people, and everything against Mainlanders. It comes down to a cultural thing.

Is your papa Chinese?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
His papa sounds like a Vietnam vet who never left the allure of asia.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Haier's dad is Robert Loggia in the beginning of an Officer and a Gentleman

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
haier's father is colonel kurtz

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

whip posted:

Is your papa Chinese?
White.

Glenn Quebec posted:

His papa sounds like a Vietnam vet who never left the allure of asia.
The allure was making a poo poo ton of money, but he still made more in the US. He was just telling me how he was pocketing $2k per day at one of the businesses he owned before he retired the first time. I was five and six at that time and every weekend I'd go hang out there and he'd give me five bucks to go buy inari. Three of those would fill me up and then I'd run around the beach unwatched for hours until it was time to take me to Blockbuster video to rent an NES game. I remember his rent at that time was $6k per month, but we had a hot tub and a great view to go with it. His friend stayed for a couple weeks once before moving to his own new apartment, and I remember I was playing and opened a cardboard box (belonging to his friend) to find a stack of Japanese porn mags. It was my second time seeing porn, and first time seeing that many pubes. Holy poo poo those pubes. I remember women were posing on jeeps in the desert, and my favorite movie was Tremors, and I got scared that the hairy pretty pale ladies might get eaten by a Graboid.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Says a lot Haier.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I hope I never encounter large testicle veins in the real world.

i personally want to see the charted scale for large vs small testicle veins

like how large is large and why the absolute gently caress has this data been collected

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Glenn Quebec posted:

His papa sounds like a Vietnam vet who never left the allure of asia.

Gotta get that cheese. We have a Chinese owned icecream place here called Fahrenheit 8 where they scrape the icecream into rollls and serve it. It's not a new idea but people are going balls deep for it like it is

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Jingmai Wang Ph.D., Testicle Vein Researcher

ocrumsprug
Sep 23, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What testicle vein size is too large to serve in the unnamed country?

just for comparison

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax


Are these those Chinese dick hard pills? They sell them here

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

whip posted:



Are these those Chinese dick hard pills? They sell them here

Yep

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ei3GODrdezY

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Loll my god

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Coolguye posted:

i personally want to see the charted scale for large vs small testicle veins

like how large is large and why the absolute gently caress has this data been collected

My bet is that the doctors are clueless about anatomy and are either feeling the cord or just being bribed

Also lol at how awkward the whole examination of a bunch of pudgy gamers would be

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Just lol if you think they've actually collected any data.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Billions of meticulously recorded ballsack measurements.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
http://i.imgur.com/itlmaSJ.mp4

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Did that guy just face plant a white-hot piece of metal?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Now that's a significant lose of face!

And shins.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
That reminds me, I have to buy meat for this weekend's BBQ.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

He actually gained face by having his face mask melted to his actual face.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
There's probably like $5 of molybdenum in there now

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Haier posted:

Holy poo poo those pubes.

so it began

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Xue Yanfeng went shopping in a Carrefour SA supermarket in western China in May 2015 and bought 20 bottles of honey for a total of 892 yuan ($134). He then left the supermarket with his groceries and sued the French company. In court filings, Xue alleged the nutritional labels said each 100-gram serving contained 1,326 kilojoules of energy. But, according to his calculations using nutritional data on the label, each serving contained only 1,102.

Xue, who couldn’t be reached for comment, argued that the error violated China’s Food Safety Law, which guaranteed him compensation of 10 times the purchase price. The Xinjiang court agreed, and a week after his purchases it awarded him a refund of 892 yuan and compensation of 8,920 yuan.

That was one of 40 lawsuits Xue has filed against supermarkets and retailers for violating the Food Safety Law since late 2015, when China introduced a strengthened version to tackle the country’s well-publicized food safety woes. The new version removed a clause in the previous law that said victims must prove personal injury or loss to be eligible for compensation. The change has spawned a cottage industry of professional complainers who’ve developed sophisticated operations to challenge food manufacturers and retailers for compensation.

Xue alone has filed cases involving finding raisins with no nutritional labels, potato chips with unlawful additives, biscuits with multiple production dates, and ham and beer being sold after their expiration dates. His targets include Carrefour, Wal-Mart Stores, and Yonghui Superstores. He’s been awarded 70,033 yuan—twice the average urban household annual income in China—in compensation over the past 18 months, and he settled 18 other cases in which the compensation wasn’t disclosed.

Last year local governments in Guangdong and Jiangxi provinces said as many as 90 percent of all food safety complaints they’ve received are from such plaintiffs. A Beijing court said 80 percent of the food safety-related cases in 2015 were filed by individuals who specialize in finding flaws. “They are the No. 1 problem supermarkets in China are facing now,” says Chu Dong, vice chairman of the China Chainstore & Franchise Association, an industry group. “They are harming not just the retail industry but placing a heavy burden on regulatory and judicial authorities in China and betraying the spirit of the law.”

Professional complainers are a mainstay on the mainland because the nation’s laws guarantee aggrieved buyers a unique degree of protection and compensation. A different statute granting compensation of three times the purchase price to those who buy counterfeit or damaged goods has given rise to professional “fraudbusters” who scour store shelves on the lookout for fakes. Their ranks swelled tenfold after the more generous food safety law came into effect, says Shandong native Wang Hai, who prefers to be called a “food safety informer.” Pending cases he’s filed include complaints about fake alcohol and beef from steroid-injected cattle smuggled from overseas.

“What we do is help to plug a hole in the regulatory framework, because it’s impossible for regulators to catch every manufacturer and retailer infringing the law,” says Wang. “There’s nothing wrong with us trying to get as much compensation as we can, because there must be a heavy financial penalty before wrongdoers feel the pain. Plus we are volunteers, and we also need money to survive.”

Wal-Mart, one of the leading Western supermarket chains in China, received almost 4,000 food safety complaints last year, compared with about 700 the year before the revised law took effect, according to a person familiar with the matter who asked not to be identified because the information hasn’t been disclosed publicly. Spokesmen for Wal-Mart, Carrefour, and Sun Art Retail Group declined to comment. Yonghui didn’t respond to requests for comment.

Every complaint triggers an inspection by local food and drug authorities. About 10 percent end in lawsuits, mostly filed by consumers after a retailer refuses to pay compensation, says the CCFA’s Chu. There were 13,740 cases in the past 18 months involving compensation requests for food safety violations, China’s court filings database showed. Legal actions ballooned after China’s Supreme People’s Court in 2014 issued guidance that people can sue even when they knowingly purchase unsafe food, says David Ettinger, a Shanghai-based partner at law firm Keller and Heckman. That meant Wang and Xue didn’t have to justify their bulk purchases of noncompliant items before filing complaints, nor respond to retailers’ accusations they were suing for profit.

Since court filing fees usually run no more than 100 yuan, repeat complainers rarely hire attorneys. Instead, Chu says, professional complainers work in organized groups, sharing legal and technical expertise. If a noncompliant product is found in one supermarket, the group may fan out to locate it in other cities to widen the net of compensation, he says.

More than two-thirds of the court cases involve labeling mistakes like the one Xue brought against Carrefour, says Lu Lei, a Renmin University of China food safety management researcher. Those errors can include font size being too small or the lack of Chinese translation. “The vast majority of cases do not actually involve the safety of food but use technical areas of the law to win compensation,” he says. “In that sense, they do not perform a public duty—unlike fraudbusters.”

Professional complainer Wang, however, says it’s unfair to dismiss labeling cases as frivolous. “If a company cannot even manage the simple aspect of labeling to follow local laws, how can we trust it to produce safe food?” he asks.

Combating China’s safety fears is expensive for businesses: Since the new Food Safety Law took effect, more than $800 million has been spent hiring additional food safety personnel and bolstering monitoring facilities, according to the Paulson Institute, a Washington-based think tank. And after a video emerged this year purporting to show seaweed made of plastic, the wholesale price of seaweed fell by half—even after the China Food and Drug Administration dismissed “plastic seaweed” as a rumor.

The focus on food safety means the law is unlikely to be amended to restrain professional complainers, Chu says. That hasn’t stopped some merchants from taking matters into their own hands. In March local media reported that a customer in Anhui province who bought expired Spam in bulk from a supermarket was beaten by staff after he sought 9,000 yuan in compensation. When he went to local police for help, the chief and another officer also reportedly kicked and punched him.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
SKYSCRAPER CONSTRUCTION, BEIJING:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Accretionist posted:

SKYSCRAPER CONSTRUCTION, BEIJING:



I guess Tsutomu Nihei went back to being an architect.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Xue Yanfeng went shopping in a Carrefour SA supermarket in western China in May 2015 and bought 20 bottles of honey for a total of 892 yuan ($134). He then left the supermarket with his groceries and sued the French company. In court filings, Xue alleged the nutritional labels said each 100-gram serving contained 1,326 kilojoules of energy. But, according to his calculations using nutritional data on the label, each serving contained only 1,102.

Xue, who couldn’t be reached for comment, argued that the error violated China’s Food Safety Law, which guaranteed him compensation of 10 times the purchase price. The Xinjiang court agreed, and a week after his purchases it awarded him a refund of 892 yuan and compensation of 8,920 yuan.

That was one of 40 lawsuits Xue has filed against supermarkets and retailers for violating the Food Safety Law since late 2015, when China introduced a strengthened version to tackle the country’s well-publicized food safety woes. The new version removed a clause in the previous law that said victims must prove personal injury or loss to be eligible for compensation. The change has spawned a cottage industry of professional complainers who’ve developed sophisticated operations to challenge food manufacturers and retailers for compensation.

Xue alone has filed cases involving finding raisins with no nutritional labels, potato chips with unlawful additives, biscuits with multiple production dates, and ham and beer being sold after their expiration dates. His targets include Carrefour, Wal-Mart Stores, and Yonghui Superstores. He’s been awarded 70,033 yuan—twice the average urban household annual income in China—in compensation over the past 18 months, and he settled 18 other cases in which the compensation wasn’t disclosed.

Last year local governments in Guangdong and Jiangxi provinces said as many as 90 percent of all food safety complaints they’ve received are from such plaintiffs. A Beijing court said 80 percent of the food safety-related cases in 2015 were filed by individuals who specialize in finding flaws. “They are the No. 1 problem supermarkets in China are facing now,” says Chu Dong, vice chairman of the China Chainstore & Franchise Association, an industry group. “They are harming not just the retail industry but placing a heavy burden on regulatory and judicial authorities in China and betraying the spirit of the law.”

Professional complainers are a mainstay on the mainland because the nation’s laws guarantee aggrieved buyers a unique degree of protection and compensation. A different statute granting compensation of three times the purchase price to those who buy counterfeit or damaged goods has given rise to professional “fraudbusters” who scour store shelves on the lookout for fakes. Their ranks swelled tenfold after the more generous food safety law came into effect, says Shandong native Wang Hai, who prefers to be called a “food safety informer.” Pending cases he’s filed include complaints about fake alcohol and beef from steroid-injected cattle smuggled from overseas.

“What we do is help to plug a hole in the regulatory framework, because it’s impossible for regulators to catch every manufacturer and retailer infringing the law,” says Wang. “There’s nothing wrong with us trying to get as much compensation as we can, because there must be a heavy financial penalty before wrongdoers feel the pain. Plus we are volunteers, and we also need money to survive.”

Wal-Mart, one of the leading Western supermarket chains in China, received almost 4,000 food safety complaints last year, compared with about 700 the year before the revised law took effect, according to a person familiar with the matter who asked not to be identified because the information hasn’t been disclosed publicly. Spokesmen for Wal-Mart, Carrefour, and Sun Art Retail Group declined to comment. Yonghui didn’t respond to requests for comment.

Every complaint triggers an inspection by local food and drug authorities. About 10 percent end in lawsuits, mostly filed by consumers after a retailer refuses to pay compensation, says the CCFA’s Chu. There were 13,740 cases in the past 18 months involving compensation requests for food safety violations, China’s court filings database showed. Legal actions ballooned after China’s Supreme People’s Court in 2014 issued guidance that people can sue even when they knowingly purchase unsafe food, says David Ettinger, a Shanghai-based partner at law firm Keller and Heckman. That meant Wang and Xue didn’t have to justify their bulk purchases of noncompliant items before filing complaints, nor respond to retailers’ accusations they were suing for profit.

Since court filing fees usually run no more than 100 yuan, repeat complainers rarely hire attorneys. Instead, Chu says, professional complainers work in organized groups, sharing legal and technical expertise. If a noncompliant product is found in one supermarket, the group may fan out to locate it in other cities to widen the net of compensation, he says.

More than two-thirds of the court cases involve labeling mistakes like the one Xue brought against Carrefour, says Lu Lei, a Renmin University of China food safety management researcher. Those errors can include font size being too small or the lack of Chinese translation. “The vast majority of cases do not actually involve the safety of food but use technical areas of the law to win compensation,” he says. “In that sense, they do not perform a public duty—unlike fraudbusters.”

Professional complainer Wang, however, says it’s unfair to dismiss labeling cases as frivolous. “If a company cannot even manage the simple aspect of labeling to follow local laws, how can we trust it to produce safe food?” he asks.

Combating China’s safety fears is expensive for businesses: Since the new Food Safety Law took effect, more than $800 million has been spent hiring additional food safety personnel and bolstering monitoring facilities, according to the Paulson Institute, a Washington-based think tank. And after a video emerged this year purporting to show seaweed made of plastic, the wholesale price of seaweed fell by half—even after the China Food and Drug Administration dismissed “plastic seaweed” as a rumor.

The focus on food safety means the law is unlikely to be amended to restrain professional complainers, Chu says. That hasn’t stopped some merchants from taking matters into their own hands. In March local media reported that a customer in Anhui province who bought expired Spam in bulk from a supermarket was beaten by staff after he sought 9,000 yuan in compensation. When he went to local police for help, the chief and another officer also reportedly kicked and punched him.

"Professional complainer" lol

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

The Great Autismo! posted:

"Professional complainer" lol

I've dated more than one

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

The Great Autismo! posted:

"Professional complainer" lol

This is a thing in California too, with people who file ADA lawsuits:

http://www.ocregister.com/2015/04/24/abuse-of-ada-a-plague-on-california-small-businesses/

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
HKFP got a letter urging the ethnic Chinese staff to stay true to their roots and stop betraying China by working for colonial relics

https://twitter.com/tomgrundy/status/900946804048502786

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Haier posted:

Korea back in the 80s, when they were way more nationalistic than now

Is that even possible?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Thus he discovered a new pose: Hot Steel

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


VideoTapir posted:

Is that even possible?

Oh yeah. Korea was so bugfuck in the 80s that it caused their government to fall and become an actual democracy. Korea was massacring its college students at protests years before China made it cool.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

lol

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

In March local media reported that a customer in Anhui province who bought expired Spam in bulk from a supermarket was beaten by staff after he sought 9,000 yuan in compensation. When he went to local police for help, the chief and another officer also reportedly kicked and punched him.

Also lol

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Grand Fromage posted:

Oh yeah. Korea was so bugfuck in the 80s that it caused their government to fall and become an actual democracy. Korea was massacring its college students at protests years before China made it cool.

All those angry ajosshis that you see running around were growing up and in College during this time, which helps explains things. Like squads of cops would drive around and jump out and cut your hair if it was too long or things like that.

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
Just to add to the "South Korea was totally a hosed up authoritarian state" thing, one of my professors in college had a story about how when he was drinking with friends when he was in his 20s he started to mouth off about how the government sucked, etc etc. Nothing happened to him because he was American but all of his friends who were there got hauled in in the middle of the night and interrogated by police about it. He said he's never been so ashamed of himself since and that makes sense.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

This is delightful.

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax





These guys started following me a while ago and I immediately blocked them. Then they quickly followed me from a second account. Hmmm, buying highly illegal drugs in China from Instagram... what could go wrong?

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