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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Business Gorillas posted:

i'm waiting for the eastern seaboard to flood and i get to scream IMMIGRANTS GO HOME at everyone that shittalks ohio

the wealthier parts of the coast such as the port cities will build cities on stilts


meanwhile, ohio will still be...ohio

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Lindsey O. Graham posted:

the upper middle class, and the rich are not the same, though the former keeps trying to pretend to be the latter they also continue to cannibalize their own interests in the service of their beloved senpais

centrism 101

Eh to-may-to to-mah-to. the point is that it would be an immediate and noticeable slap in the face to comfortable suburbinite whites who make up trumps base.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Lindsey O. Graham posted:

the wealthier parts of the coast such as the port cities will build cities on stilts


meanwhile, ohio will still be...ohio

iirc SoCal already asked if we could build a water pipeline to them and we told them to gently caress off :smug:

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Quidam Viator posted:

My smug face is ready, especially since I voted with my loving feet when Florida voted for Rick Scott and Trump. It's time for people in this country to face the loving facts: states with no taxes, states run by Republicans, these are going to be disaster states. We already have decent places on the coast acting as sanctuary cities: become a loving refugee like I did, and get the loving out of prison-disaster-death states.

You voted for Rick Scott and Trump and all those other Republicans and made long-winded self-righteous posts about how you were willing to suffer and be a martyr to show everyone how bad Republicans are when they win. Now you got what you voted for and you're running away scared that you're going to die under Trump lmao, you're the avatar of this thread.

Are you going to keep voting Republican to gently caress up Washington state too, or did we learn something about voting for Republicans.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Here's a dose of realpolitik: two of my cousins (conservative) already have like 5 kids each, and they're not slowing down (pretty sure they're tacit quiverfulls). I'm probably the only left-leaning person in my extended family, and my wife and I don't plan on having kids anytime soon.

that's nothing. in israel the ultra-orthodox average over 6 kids/couple, live off government subsidies, and are exempted from military service. the next most fertile populations are palestinians and arab bedoins. they're so hosed

ive heard that children of quiverfulls often get so sick of taking care of siblings that they don't want kids when they're older. if so then its a self-correcting problem

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Business Gorillas posted:

iirc SoCal already asked if we could build a water pipeline to them and we told them to gently caress off :smug:

still making bad business decisions eh?
you know they might have paid you for the privilege right? :lol:
:smug:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

VitalSigns posted:

You voted for Rick Scott and Trump and all those other Republicans and made long-winded self-righteous posts about how you were willing to suffer and be a martyr to show everyone how bad Republicans are when they win. Now you got what you voted for and you're running away scared that you're going to die under Trump lmao, you're the avatar of this thread.

Are you going to keep voting Republican to gently caress up Washington state too, or did we learn something about voting for Republicans.

the op definitely did not vote for trump; what is this post?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

the op definitely did not vote for trump; what is this post?

Quidam Viator posted:

I am an accelerationist who voted for Trump because I don't think the first world suffers enough, and I hope you're all stepping over the corpses of your own children in the street, if that's what it takes for you to get your poo poo together. Everybody hates me, and I can't deal with the fact that early 2000s SA is dead in TYOOL 2017.

Quidam Viator posted:

I belong in this thread because I am a fervent Trump supporter. I voted for him in the FL primary, and will vote again in November. I'm not interested in building some dumb loving dream world: I just want what's already happening to happen faster. My dream is to be publicly executed by my fellow Americans for voting for the same people they did, and for literally the only difference between me and them being that they predict it will bring some "dumb dream world", while I have consistently said it will bring annihilation and destruction. I'm very politically active.

Quidam Viator posted:

No, my vision is very different. Here's a sketch: We form a PAC called "Vote Republican to Destroy America". Then, in a very public fashion, we promote, vote for, and make very clear that we are voting for Republicans because the only conclusion that can be drawn from their policies is that we should rape America, disenfranchise minorities, and ruin the planet. We make sure it is absolutely clear that we are only campaigning for and voting for Republicans because we believe they are cowards; they claim their policy would work if only Democrats didn't ruin everything. So, we create a situation where they can't claim they're the victim, and we tell them it's time to put up or shut up.

Meanwhile, we predict exactly the kinds of atrocities we expect Republicans to enact if they're given power. They're going to drag us back into the 19th century, destroy our environment, persecute minorites, disenfranchise, destroy public education, etc. We make all of this public. I don't believe they have the power to restrain their own policies. They make life terrible for every one in the world, and we keep voting for them until the nation and the world finally realize that it actually is GOP policy that is wrong and destructive.

VitalSigns has issued a correction as of 06:46 on Aug 25, 2017

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Most of the places that are about to be obliterated vote heavily dem.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

ScrubLeague posted:

Most of the places that are about to be obliterated vote heavily dem.

I know :smith:

But maybe suffering and death can come to some of the people who really deserve it too, right? :gbsmith:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
the united states is a lost cause, abandon the sinking ship, dgaf about the electoral college

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

got any sevens posted:

the united states is a lost cause, abandon the sinking ship, dgaf about the electoral college

the usa never had a cause to abandon

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Yinlock posted:

the usa never had a cause to abandon

Well not since the end of slavery.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Nah corporate interest definitely counts as a cause

E: we can't abandon that though, it's our only cause! :downs:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

poo poo
:stonk:

i am very sorry i doubted you vital signs
as you were


gotdamn!
:newlol:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

ScrubLeague posted:

Most of the places that are about to be obliterated vote heavily dem.

nah
i know middle americans want to believe that, but the rich won't let their homes sink under the sea, or leave their lives


whole states will be on stilts lmfao!

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

poo poo
:stonk:

i am very sorry i doubted you vital signs
as you were


gotdamn!
:newlol:

Try to convince him to move to South Carolina, it's a guaranteed vote for you, and the worse you are the harder he'll stump for you, it's the Republican dream

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

VitalSigns posted:

Try to convince him to move to South Carolina, it's a guaranteed vote for you, and the worse you are the harder he'll stump for you, it's the Republican dream

:agreed:

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.
LMFAO, 63 million idiot Americans voted for Trump with vicious certainty that he would make everything great again, do all the horrible poo poo he promised to, and STILL defend him today, the loving idiots.

For years, I told them all, like Boosted C5 and the rest that if they voted for Trump, he would destroy everything. They violently disagreed. I had my own vote to work with, and I stand by it 1000%. Trump voters are dying, being doxxed, getting kicked out of college, getting fired, losing their websites and businesses. GOOD. I VOTED FOR THIS. Plus, I dropped that vote like the nasty poo poo it was and moved right the gently caress away so stupider people can eat the consequences. I stand by every post I've made.

The second loving post in this thread is EHF saying directly that he is an rear end in a top hat, because some sanctimonious douche like Pener Kropotkin told him that instead of celebrating Trump voter death, he should be helping save these stupid fucks.Guess what? I am an rear end in a top hat too, and nothing makes me happier than watching all the people who loving gambled the future of the world on Donald Trump die.

I think this is a thread for assholes, and I think I belong here.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Intending seriously to kill people with your vote is wrong.

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Potato Salad posted:

Intending seriously to kill people with your vote is wrong.

In other words, every Trump voter, including me, is wrong. I'll accept that verdict when the "serious" Trump voters do, which may be never.

I hope you hold your breath until Trump voters all apologize for their vote. Start now, I'll wait. Meanwhile, let's all enjoy this thread fill up as they realize they voted for their OWN deaths. I knew what the result would be the whole time.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
wow people actually voted for trump??!?! (???)

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

qv why do you have to be sanctimonious in addition to being very, very dumb

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen

Badger of Basra posted:

qv why do you have to be sanctimonious in addition to being very, very dumb

nice

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I trust noted Trump voters and supporters John Cornyn and Ted Cruz will stick to their original position that it is a crime to expect states to send money to other states to aid in disaster relief

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Badger of Basra posted:

qv why do you have to be sanctimonious in addition to being very, very dumb

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Badger of Basra posted:

qv why do you have to be sanctimonious in addition to being very, very dumb

if wishing for the death of trump voters is dumb then consider me the stupidest man in existence

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
http://thehill.com/homenews/348030-texas-mayor-tells-those-not-evacuating-to-write-names-social-security-numbers-on

quote:

A Texas mayor is reportedly advising his residents who are not evacuating before Hurricane Harvey sweeps the state's coastline to write identifying information on their bodies.

Rockport Mayor Pro Tempore Patrick Rios said Friday, ahead of the massive hurricane's expected landfall, that residents should either evacuate or make sure their remains can be identified.

"We’re suggesting if people are going to stay here, mark their arm with a Sharpie pen with their name and Social Security number," Rios said at a morning press conference, as reported by ABC News.

"We hate to talk about things like that," he added. "It's not something we like to do, but it’s the reality, people don’t listen."

Holy loving poo poo.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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LMFAO, 3 million idiot Americans voted for Jeb! with vicious certainty that he would fix it AND kill baby hitler.

For years, I told them all, like Barbera Bush and the rest that if they voted for Jeb!, he would be low energy . They violently disagreed. I had my own vote to work with, and I stand by it 1000%. Jeb voters are clapping, please clap, getting kicked out of guac school, getting cucked. GOOD. I VOTED FOR THIS. Plus, I dropped that vote like the nasty poo poo it was and moved right the gently caress away so stupider people can eat the consequences. I stand by every post I've made.

I think this is a thread for Jeb!, and I think I belong here.

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Trump loves the sharpie.

pushpins posted:

LMFAO, 3 million idiot Americans voted for Jeb! with vicious certainty that he would fix it AND kill baby hitler.

For years, I told them all, like Barbera Bush and the rest that if they voted for Jeb!, he would be low energy . They violently disagreed. I had my own vote to work with, and I stand by it 1000%. Jeb voters are clapping, please clap, getting kicked out of guac school, getting cucked. GOOD. I VOTED FOR THIS. Plus, I dropped that vote like the nasty poo poo it was and moved right the gently caress away so stupider people can eat the consequences. I stand by every post I've made.

I think this is a thread for Jeb!, and I think I belong here.

Jeb would have handled this hurricane better than Trump, lmfao, and you know it. This thread is for mocking the stupid fuckers who voted for Trump instead of Jeb, who are going to die because unlike Jeb, Trumps don't know what hurricanes is.

I stand proudly by my contribution to helping red state pieces of poo poo commit suicide by vote.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
jeb is real, and strong, and he's my friend

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

jeb is real, and strong, and he's my friend

at least the motherfucker had something better to say to future hurricane victims about to die than "good luck"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Quidam Viator posted:

at least the motherfucker had something better to say to future hurricane victims about to die than "good luck"

i too have something better to say to them. "good luck, assholes"

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i too have something better to say to them. "good luck, assholes"

Welcome to the Accelerationist Party.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

but sharpie washes off bodies that have been submerged in water. better get a tattoo

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Badger of Basra posted:

qv why do you have to be sanctimonious in addition to being very, very dumb

He thought being a Latin teacher was high-demand.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Big Sharpie coming out ahead from this disaster

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Quidam Viator posted:

In other words, every Trump voter, including me, is wrong. I'll accept that verdict when the "serious" Trump voters do, which may be never.

I hope you hold your breath until Trump voters all apologize for their vote. Start now, I'll wait. Meanwhile, let's all enjoy this thread fill up as they realize they voted for their OWN deaths. I knew what the result would be the whole time.

Don't be dumb. Most Trump voters probably earnestly thought they did a good thing.

It's when someone like you, who admits that he was aware of the harm Trump and the Republicans were openly promising to inflict, voted Trump that I can justifiably write you off as wrong.

Potato Salad has issued a correction as of 15:24 on Aug 26, 2017

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nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Not to ruin the mood, but they say stuff like this all the time to try to convince dumbasses to evacuate.

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