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Hahaha the sergei makarov of the AHL this loving game AAAA crew for life
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Bubbers finally makes it past the second round and he responds with nearly 4 PIM. I'm proud of him.
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Aug 20, 2017 17:37
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gently caress, so close 
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E: double post
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Puck had a bit of a renaissance year. Should've got out of DC sooner. 
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2033 Offseason News Notable Retirements Anders Potetson -- 1211gp - 254g - 196a - 450p Connor McDavid Alexander Nylander Dylan Larkin Mitchell Marner Sam Bennett Travis Konecny Jakub Vrana Marko Dano Charlie McAvoy Ethan Bear Jansen Harkins Kailer Yamamoto Malcolm Subban Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/gdMpO - http://imgur.com/a/GaFCO - http://imgur.com/a/Anxi1 - http://imgur.com/a/LE2qP Transaction News COL -- re-signed Puck Sonette to a $24.6mil/3yr contract MIN -- re-signed Aejix Dundee to a $40.1mil/4yr contract NSH -- re-signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $18.1mil/3yr contract NYR -- re-signed Ewic Windros to a $6.5mil/1yr contract TOR -- signed Nippon Ichi to a $1.6mil/1yr contract TOR -- signed Stabby McStabson to a $1.1mil/1yr contract Unsigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III Jeremiah ThinkTank Guy Fieri Taro Tsujimoto Scott Johns Miracle Johnson 2033-34 Opening Night Info ARZ -- Southie Paux is a 2nd Line FWD BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 1st Line FWD BOS -- Jus Poost is a 1st Line FWD CGY -- Kaido Hoovelson is a Top 4 DEF CGY -- Gord Murphy is a Top 2 DEF CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 1st Line FWD COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD COL -- Puck Sonette is a 3rd SCR Line FWD FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a 2nd Line FWD LA -- Aldrig Glomma is a 4th Line FWD LA -- Coach Hockles is a 1st Line FWD LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 4 DEF MIN -- Aejix Dundee is an Elite Goalie MTL -- Stanley Matthews III is a 3rd SCR Line FWD NSH -- Potatoes O'Bourke is a Top 4 DEF NJ -- Jack Bauer is a 2nd Line FWD NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- Ewic Windros is a 2nd Line FWD PHI -- Bubba Biscuits is a 3rd CHK Line FWD PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 4 DEF SJ -- Cruz McBroozer is a 2nd Line FWD SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF TB -- Yokozuna is an Elite Goalie TOR -- Nippon Ichi is a 4th Line FWD TOR -- Stabby McStabson is a Minor SCR FWD WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is an Starting Goalie Unsigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III Jeremiah ThinkTank Guy Fieri Taro Tsujimoto Scott Johns Miracle Johnson Comments Potetson hangs 'em up Crosby > McDavid A few players are starting to regress, like Jemima and Paskiainen Hockles fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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Hockles posted:A few players are starting to regress, like Jemima and Paskiainen Uncalled for
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Sign with Tampa, ruin the franchise, bail for Toronto to hang out with Stab. A good season. 
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How do i keep getting contracts
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Toronto.
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never retire never surrender
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Gord Murphy is perhaps the greatest defenceman of all time.
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Pleads posted:Floaty McPylon is perhaps the greatest defenceman of all time.
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Hockles posted:2033 Offseason News  At least I was first at something. Cheers to you Potetson - you were expectedly underwhelming. edit: ⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵⌵ 
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Anders posted:
Nope, not even the first goon to retire. Hockles posted:2030 Offseason News
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2034 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Pacific - Coach Hockles (8th selection) Pacific - Bavel Bortnik (11th selection) Pacific - Floaty McPylon (11th selection) Central - Soup Athanatos (8th selection) Central - Aunt Jemima (12th selection) Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (12th selection) Atlantic - Jus Poost (13th selection) Metropolitan - Gord Gordon (2nd selection) Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (13th selection) Transaction News None Notable Stats Thomas leads the NHL in Points, Aydin is 4th Thomas leads the NHL in Goals, Poost is 2nd Poost is 2nd in +/-, Thomas is 4th Biscuits leads the NHL in PIM, Windros is 3rd, O'Bourke is 5th Comments Thomas is 5 goals away from passing Gretzky for Most Goals scored All-Time http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Ole Tommy might only have a season or two left in him, but at least he'll etch his name in fake hockey lore
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Poost will probably retire as the third highest goal scorer in NHL history too, unless the Bruins do something stupid like "take the Estonian Bronian off Quayden Aydin's line".
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End of 2033-34 Regular Season Update Transaction News None Notable Stats Thomas lead the NHL in Points, Aydin was 3rd, Poost was 4th Thomas lead the NHL in Goals, Poost was 2nd, Athanatos was 3rd Thomas finished 2nd in +/-, Poost was 4th O'Bourke lead the NHL in PIM, Biscuits was 2nd, Windros was 4th O'Bourke was 5th in Hits Comments Thomas wins the Art Ross and likely a ton of other awards while become the most prolific goal scorer ever Could this postseason be the final swan song for some of the goons? http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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I sort of wish Gord had gone out on top, but I guess if he's still a 20-goal scorer the league would be a much worse place without him. First ballot HHOF for sure when he hangs 'em up, though.
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I feel it in the air. Colorado. Title Town once again. For too many season AJ has held us back. His money grubbing ways keeping this team from a 2nd cup. But not this year. This is the year. Book it.
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Finally got off that black hole athanatos's wing and onto the PP, 12 PPG as a result. Good job coach. Actually my numbers are pretty drat good for dropping almost 3 minutes/game from last year. 12 years since our last cup. Let's do it for our kids, Athanatos and yellowcar. Let 'em see dad win one. 
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Also I still have another 4 years after this one on my deal 
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Top of Central baby! Also, looks like Puck is gettin healthy scratched/hurt a lot. Could this year be the last hurrah?
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Windros has one of his best years at a billion years old. Also the most PIM yet  Imagine if the teams he were on weren't such hunks of poo poo for years. Hockles, what the hell do you set stats to to have these 35g 2 assist seasons??
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End of 2033-34 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions New York Islanders Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) New York Islanders Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Bavel Bortnik -- San Jose Sharks Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) I. Kasparaitis -- St. Louis Blues Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) A. Parros -- Edmonton Oilers William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) A. Parros -- Edmonton Oilers Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) A. Conner -- Winnipeg Jets Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Upcoming Free Agents ARZ -- Southie Paux LA -- Aldrig Glomma NYR -- Ewic Windros PHI -- Hugh Jass TOR -- Nippon Ichi TOR -- Stabby McStabson Ogie Ogilthorpe III Jeremiah ThinkTank Guy Fieri Taro Tsujimoto Scott Johns Miracle Johnson Comments Thomas caps off the end of a season to remember with a Stanley Cup and Conn Smythe. Is it the end for him? Bortnik adds another Norris to his collection Not many potential free agents this year http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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5 Norris trophies now for Bortnik, passing Floaty McPylon's 4. that is a Bourqueian number. Bavel Bourquenik. will his skills hold up long enough to let him best Lidstrom's 7? can he touch Orr's 8? cause his team getting swept all the fuckin time sure as hell means there won't be any cups in his future! e: jesus i can't even spell my own player's name right Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 25, 2017 |
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Athanatos posted:I feel it in the air.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE
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Floaty McPylon can't hear which lovely d-man won the Norris because he's got a Hart Trophy plugging one ear and a Ted Lindsay Award plugging the other and oh god that sounds painful why did he do that.
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I better retire cause if theres a team stupid enough to sign my scrub rear end they're going to miss the playoffs
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stab posted:I better retire cause if theres a team stupid enough to sign my scrub rear end they're going to miss the playoffs 
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Oh god what a heartbreaking finals... Screw you Isles!
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Big money AJ putting up 2 goals and a -9 in the playoffs. All that money is a boat anchor
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The Rangers run into a loving buzzsaw every year in the playoffs now
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thomas tying his season record for goals at almost 40 years old, gently caress yeah
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