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quote:and then took another, and drank the king’s health’
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Jaguars! posted:Uncle Vinegar Hello fellow "Due By Friday" fan.
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Aug 24, 2017 14:56
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Battlefield WW1 uses that when referring to objectives and after being extremely confused the first game about why we had to defend France's supply of Apple Butter it clicked.
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In 1966, the Playboy magazine asked George Lincoln Rockwell of the American Nazi Party for an interview. Rockwell agreed under the condition that the interviewer mustn't be a Jew; Playboy sent a black man instead. The interview featured this gem:quote:ROCKWELL: Good. Just so we both know where we stand, I'd like to make some thing else crystal clear before we begin. I'm going to be honest and direct with you. You're here in your professional capacity; I'm here in my professional capacity. While here, you'll be treated well — but I see you're a black interviewer. It's nothing personal, but I want you to understand that I don't mix with your kind, and we call your race "niggers." 
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frankenfreak posted:Sugar TNA does it again!
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Aug 25, 2017 01:38
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Am currently reading about the Restoration and Charles II's drinking buddies sound fun: ok listen, I am aware that historically "naked" often just meant "not in a state of full formal dress worthy of being shown in public," such that a man without his coat on could be so described even with his shirt and trousers-equivalents on, but even so I am puzzled as to how this dude was naked enough to wash his cock in his wine glass in full view of god and everyone, but still dressed enough that THEN he pulled down his breeches
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Aug 25, 2017 02:42
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Like you've never tucked your dick about your waistband to get a lovely sad blowjob from your ex girlfriend behind a dollarama while you were both drunk on Halloween while you were dealing with cancer.
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Aug 25, 2017 02:45
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bunnyofdoom posted:Like you've never tucked your dick about your waistband to get a lovely sad blowjob from your ex girlfriend behind a dollarama while you were both drunk on Halloween while you were dealing with cancer. You wanna talk about something champ?
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Am currently reading about the Restoration and Charles II's drinking buddies sound fun: I think Sir Charles Sedley was the original goatse.
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Aug 25, 2017 03:33
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Helith posted:I think Sir Charles Sedley was the original goatse.
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Aug 25, 2017 03:46
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funmanguy posted:You wanna talk about something champ? ....I was way too specific there
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bunnyofdoom posted:Like you've never tucked your dick about your waistband to get a lovely sad blowjob from your ex girlfriend behind a dollarama while you were both drunk on Halloween while you were dealing with cancer. If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. ( that was a sample in a beastie boys song (https://youtu.be/D4-F6QFcNxQ) that was pretty unknown for decades. I think people only nailed it down a year or so ago.)
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Aug 25, 2017 03:48
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Peanut President posted:TNA does it again! Lol The Browns
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System Metternich posted:In 1966, the Playboy magazine asked George Lincoln Rockwell of the American Nazi Party for an interview. Rockwell agreed under the condition that the interviewer mustn't be a Jew; Playboy sent a black man instead. The interview featured this gem: Side note: the interviewer in this case was Alex Haley, who later went on to...some prominence as an author. Also this interview was dramatized by none other than Don Corleone and Darth Vader: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8SxzNdX1MQ
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In 1941 Felice Benuzzi was captured by allied forces in Kenya and sent to POW camp. He wasn't treated badly but he was really, really bored by the monotonous life in the camp. Escape from the prison camp was regarded as impossible, not because security was tight but because Kenya itself was regarded as a prison. It had wild animals known to attack humans, impregnable jungle and a long way to the nearest neutral country. So instead of trying to escape in order to gain freedom Benuzzi decided to escape in order to climb Mount Kenya. In 1943 he and two other prisoners escaped. Despite the fact that they had little experience and equipment they reached the top and planted a homemade italian flag on the mountain. The trio then broke back into the camp and reported to the british compound officer. The officer sentenced them to 28 days of solitary confinement but commuted it to seven days because he ‘appreciated the sporting effort’.
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Alhazred posted:In 1941 Felice Benuzzi was captured by allied forces in Kenya and sent to POW camp. He wasn't treated badly but he was really, really bored by the monotonous life in the camp. Escape from the prison camp was regarded as impossible, not because security was tight but because Kenya itself was regarded as a prison. It had wild animals known to attack humans, impregnable jungle and a long way to the nearest neutral country. So instead of trying to escape in order to gain freedom Benuzzi decided to escape in order to climb Mount Kenya. In 1943 he and two other prisoners escaped. Despite the fact that they had little experience and equipment they reached the top and planted a homemade italian flag on the mountain. The trio then broke back into the camp and reported to the british compound officer. The officer sentenced them to 28 days of solitary confinement but commuted it to seven days because he ‘appreciated the sporting effort’. I say, jolly good show, lads!
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Aug 25, 2017 16:36
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He should have commuted it only on the condition that they climb Kilimanjaro.
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Powaqoatse posted:I say, jolly good show, lads! It's a fair cop, guv!
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Platystemon posted:He should have commuted it only on the condition that they climb Kilimanjaro. "We've talked it over, and do you have any mountains that don't have "Kill a man" in the name?"
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Aug 25, 2017 21:42
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 The RAF used Spitfire drop tanks to fly beer to thirsty soldiers after D‐day.
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Reminds me of one of my grandpa's war stories. He was a mechanic with the RCAF 404 Squadron. According to him, they has a couple external fuel tanks with a prop that they cleaned out. On Sundays, they filled the tanks with everyone's cream and sugar rations, strapped rhem to a bomber, had it fly at a real high altitude for a while with the prop spinning. Result? Ice cream for the base.
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Aug 27, 2017 05:46
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Unfortunately 404 squadron became lost during a mission and was never found again.
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AgentF posted:Unfortunately 404 squadron became lost during a mission and was never found again.
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Squadron 420 boldly went out for SAR, but were forced to ditch at the nearest Taco Bell.
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Squadron 409 was diverted to clean up a spaghetti stain.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Reminds me of one of my grandpa's war stories. He was a mechanic with the RCAF 404 Squadron. According to him, they has a couple external fuel tanks with a prop that they cleaned out. On Sundays, they filled the tanks with everyone's cream and sugar rations, strapped rhem to a bomber, had it fly at a real high altitude for a while with the prop spinning. Result? Ice cream for the base. There's been quite a few stories of that happening. Sometimes they'd strap them to fighters and have them do some stunts to make sure it would be all mixed up.
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chitoryu12 posted:There's been quite a few stories of that happening. Sometimes they'd strap them to fighters and have them do some stunts to make sure it would be all mixed up. In this stunt the band the B-52s was created https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=182AepOJjMs And believe me the pilot did not intend on that Tin roof rusted
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Ha ha ha. Well I caused a good derail. But yeah, my grandfather was in thr 404 in coastal command. I did actually get a Squadron not found page when I tried to research it a bit more about 10 years ago. Now they are on gov. Of Canada websites ( I think)
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Your granddad told you a story about ice cream, when in reality they emptied a tank of chilled kerosene to make airman martinis.
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Jaguars! posted:Apples, Butter, Charlie, Duff, Edward, Freddy, George, Harry, Ink, Johnnie, King, London, Monkey, Nuts, Orange, Pudding, Queenie, Robert, Sugar, Tommie, Uncle, Vinegar, Willie, Xerxes, Yellow, Zebra I have played Battlefield 1.
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I can't even imagine how skunked that beer had to have been
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Aesop Poprock posted:I can't even imagine how skunked that beer had to have been Better than torpedo juice though (denatured ethanol filtered with a loaf of bread with pineapple juice). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpedo_juice
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Whooping Crabs posted:Better than torpedo juice though (denatured ethanol filtered with a loaf of bread with pineapple juice).
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In 1311 Botulf Butolfsson became the only swede to be executed for heresy. The last european to be executed for heresy was Cayetano Ripoli who was garroted in 1826.
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Alhazred posted:In 1311 Botulf Butolfsson became the only swede to be executed for heresy. The last european to be executed for heresy was Cayetano Ripoli who was garroted in 1826. Sucks to suck.
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I blame his imaginationless dad.
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I bet the "garrote executioner" position had a lot of burnout
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hawowanlawow posted:I bet the "garrote executioner" position had a lot of burnout Yeah, it's a real pain in the neck to find replacements though.
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plainswalker75 posted:Yeah, it's a real pain in the neck to find replacements though. Only because the pressure makes them choke on the job.
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