SWOLECEPTION: lift big eat big shit big

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

buddhanc posted:

I'm basically done bulking right now and I've gotten so much loving stronger. Been stuffing my maw all day everyday. But now I want prettiness. I need to find a good diet goons

If you've got 100 dollars, I've got a spreadsheet for ya kid

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buddhanc: Feb 16, 2010

I think I'm the only goon who doesn't care for spreadsheets

# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:13

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I'd be happier with the $100

# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:16

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

buddhanc posted:

I think I'm the only goon who doesn't care for spreadsheets

I, too, don't care.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:23

Rodenthar Drothman: May 14, 2013; I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Chinatown posted:

I, too, don't care.

Half of us give no fucks

# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:41

Defiant Sally: May 6, 2004; Focus your Orochi.

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Half of us give no fucks

this is evident in the state of your physiques/lifts

# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:46

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

Defiant Sally posted:

this is evident in the state of your physiques/lifts

lol

# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:50

canned from the band: Sep 13, 2007; I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately

Defiant Sally posted:

this is evident in the state of your physiques/lifts

# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:51

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Defiant Sally posted:

this is evident in the state of your physiques/lifts

likewise but your posting

# ? Aug 23, 2017 22:52

Rodenthar Drothman: May 14, 2013; I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Defiant Sally posted:

this is evident in the state of your physiques/lifts

Touché

# ? Aug 23, 2017 23:00

The Ferret King: Nov 23, 2003; cluck cluck

Guys, I just can't stop farting. I have to stay outdoors it's so bad.

Does anything stop this when you're pounding protein and fiber?

# ? Aug 24, 2017 00:02

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Squats at the gym during the evening rush bro.

# ? Aug 24, 2017 00:06

Booties: Apr 4, 2006; forever and ever

Got a weight belt after years of being stuck in deadlift

loving L O L this poo poo is a game genie cheat code. Best set of my life on my first try with it.

# ? Aug 24, 2017 02:01

Cobra Commander: Jan 18, 2011

RIP Dallas McCarver.

# ? Aug 24, 2017 02:16

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

The Ferret King posted:

Guys, I just can't stop farting. I have to stay outdoors it's so bad.

Does anything stop this when you're pounding protein and fiber?

You can buy anti-fart pills OTC. "Beano" is a brand I remember.

# ? Aug 24, 2017 03:26

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Booties posted:

Got a weight belt after years of being stuck in deadlift

loving L O L this poo poo is a game genie cheat code. Best set of my life on my first try with it.

well yeah

ur cheating

# ? Aug 24, 2017 10:12

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

anti fart pills :stare:

the heresy

let the farts flow you fuckman

# ? Aug 24, 2017 10:13

The Ferret King: Nov 23, 2003; cluck cluck

I don't think Beano works on protein farts anyway

# ? Aug 24, 2017 10:19

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Booties posted:

Got a weight belt after years of being stuck in deadlift

loving L O L this poo poo is a game genie cheat code. Best set of my life on my first try with it.

Same but tight knee sleeves for squats

# ? Aug 24, 2017 10:41

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I just built a machine to lift the weights for me

best set ever in my life

# ? Aug 24, 2017 12:16

EAT FASTER!!!!!!: Sep 21, 2002; Legendary.

Fartbox posted:

I just built a machine to lift the weights for me

best set ever in my life

It's me.

I'm the machine.

I'm the machine I built to lift the weights.

# ? Aug 24, 2017 13:13

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I want to build an empire to house the machine to lift the weights!

# ? Aug 24, 2017 13:16

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

It's me.

I'm the machine.

I'm the machine I built to lift the weights.

# ? Aug 24, 2017 14:58

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

It's me.

I'm the machine.

I'm the machine I built to lift the weights.

# ? Aug 24, 2017 16:40

dakana: Aug 28, 2006; So I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch and headed for California.

the question i need science to answer is if farts are gains leaving the body because if so we have a problem

furthermore, if you sautee egg whites with red cabbage they turn turquoise, it's pretty wild

finally, while squatting yesterday I was getting a hella pump in my quads and started to be motivated to do more reps just so I could hit the bottom of the squat and admire the veins bulging in my quads near my knees. It's like when you're motivated to lock out a deadlift because when you're standing you can see a girl's rear end in the mirror, but instead of a girl's rear end it's your own freakish leg vascularity.

# ? Aug 24, 2017 16:50

UnfurledSails: Sep 1, 2011

Me 2 years ago: I need to eat clean and work out so I can go out and date hot women

Me, now: I'm too busy eating clean and working out to go out and date hot women

# ? Aug 24, 2017 21:05

Bob Morales: Aug 18, 2006; ~~Just wear the fucking mask, Bob~~

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Rich Piana has passed

:smith:

# ? Aug 25, 2017 13:18

Apprentice Dick: Dec 1, 2009

True to his mantra, he has left humanity behind. Stay safe swole ghost

# ? Aug 25, 2017 13:48

Cobra Commander: Jan 18, 2011

Rip Rich Piana.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 13:53

Paper Diamonds: Sep 2, 2011

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

It's me.

I'm the machine.

I'm the machine I built to lift the weights.

This guy gets it.

Also Rich died doing what he loved

an ungodly amount of steroids

# ? Aug 25, 2017 14:16

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

RIP Piano Man, you made me laugh over the years.

Walking into Rich's funeral like:

# ? Aug 25, 2017 14:18

a dingus: Mar 22, 2008; Rhetorical questions only; Fun Shoe

drat, very sad news about Rich this morning.... god dammit!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 15:07

Metanaut: Oct 9, 2006; Honey it's tight like that.; College Slice

I was sure the news were bullshit, because the first source I encountered was that oval office Bradley Martyn

:rip:

goddammit

# ? Aug 25, 2017 15:24

Defiant Sally: May 6, 2004; Focus your Orochi.

I am legitimately sad about Rich Piana's death. He lived his live with passion and purpose and no doubt inspired countless others to do the same. We can only honor his memory by being as huge or as sweet as we possibly can be. Whatever it takes.

Tonight I am hitting back and shoulders and I'll be doing it till they kick me out GOD DAMNIT.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:22

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

I am legitimately lolling.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:25

LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

Metanaut posted:

I was sure the news were bullshit, because the first source I encountered was that oval office Bradley Martyn

goddammit

I don't quite get what is up with Bradley Martyn. Like, he seemed to be all over everything about six months ago, then there was some kind of controversy or something and now he never comes up in any youtube recommendations anymore. But, like, he still gets referenced in Dom Mazzetti videos so it's not like those guys have cut him off or anything.

EDIT: Also, the youtube fitness community has more pointless drama than a middle school cafeteria.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:28

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

elgintensity: RIP Rich Piana 1971-2017 #leavehumanitybehind

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:42

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I only see elgintensity's videos and I'm glad to not know about any fitness YouTube drama

I know Elliot hulse had a channel and then disappeared for some reason and I never knew why

The scooby channel also closed for a few months because of 4chan harassment or something

That's my knowledge of YouTube fitness drama, like and share with your friends

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:45

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

rip the swoleman

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Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

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