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Petr
Not phony tales or Capcom tales

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cda

by Hand Knit
Not boney tales, not Captain tales

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alnilam

I thought the lyrics were "Duck Tales, oooOOOooo" like how deedee says it in dexters lab but it was actually "Duck Tales, woOooo" kinda like a sped up major key version of a common halloweeny theremin wail

Petr
also accepting misheard versions of that bullshit derring-do line

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FactsAreUseless

Are we not men?
We're cartoon ducks
Are we not men?
D-U-C-K

Manifisto


nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana
DUCK TALES!


ty nesamdoom!

google THIS

Better watch out, you bad boys! Oh, DuckTales! Badoobadoobop Bop-a-doobop! (Yeah!)

FactsAreUseless

duck tell, uggghhhhhhh
everybody something
duck tall, oohhhhaaaaooooo [coughing]

FactsAreUseless

here come the ducks
hey its the ducks
we are the ducks
look at the ducks
[someone just smashing the poo poo out of some drums and old cans and a car or something]
this is the duck show
don't give a gently caress show
this is the duck show
you're watching duck show
give us your money
please send us money
give us your money
then suck our dicks

Petr
I'm not sure you guys are listening to the right song. I'm talking about the theme song to the Disney show Ducktales that premiered on September 18, 1987

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Petr
That was very insensitive of me, you might just have very impaired hearing. I'm sorry if I offended any Deaf posters.

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Rushi

by Smythe
badada dedodo *then tim allen grunts*

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Gay Weed Dad

cool dude, flyin' high
♫♫If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a ducktales ♫♫

Macnult

alnilam posted:

I thought the lyrics were "Duck Tales, oooOOOooo" like how deedee says it in dexters lab but it was actually "Duck Tales, woOooo" kinda like a sped up major key version of a common halloweeny theremin wail

Barbara Streisand
oooOOOooo woooo OOOooo woo OOOoo wooohoo

alnilam

Now I'm psyching myself out maybe it goes like oo oo ooOoOoOoOOOOoooOOO
oo oo ooOoOoOoOOOOoooOOO

or is that tarzan boy??

alnilam

I think it starts out like this

Three ducklings, all alike in dignity
In fair Duckworld, where we lay our scene

alnilam

Wait no i think I got itv

When there's ducks
Outside
They're not here
In vain
Hold on
To the skies
There will be no shame
Always
I wanna fly with you
I'd even die with you
And quack in harmony, harmony, ohohhh
Always
I wanna fly with you
I'd even die with you
And quack in harmony, harmony, ohohhh

Manifisto


we're no strangers to ducks
you know the tales and so do i
a full adventure's what i'm thinking of
you wouldn't get this unless you were really really high


ty nesamdoom!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


how could i just let you quack away
when all i could do is watch dewey
when they shared the dollars and the change
with scrooge, ooooh

you're the only one who really watched this at all
oh huey, dewey, louie
they're scrooge's nephews
just number one dime left to find, beakly
with the memory of loose change

and this is ducktales song now
beaming right up to space
and words coming back to me is against the odds
of ever beating the franchise of games~


Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

duck TAAAALES
give me those DUCK TAAAALES
nothing but DUCK TAAAALES
don't let them end

alnilam



Do you like Huey, Dewey, and Louie?



ty manifisto

Manifisto


hurf de durf, it's duck tales time


ty nesamdoom!

Allie

a reminder that i am a failure as a son and that money isn't enough to provide a parent happiness commensurate with the effort they poured into you (me)

cda

by Hand Knit

Manifisto posted:

hurf de durf, it's duck tales time

Sliding into the Money Bin

cda

by Hand Knit
Woooo de oooo its Duck Tales time
sit back and chill to my Duck Tales rhyme

This is Duckburg and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and and solve a mystery with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just call Launchpad and he'll come around
quackin' all over your melancholy posts
especially Scrooge cuz he earns the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the Burg dey never stop

it's all about nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie
see how many times you can rewrite history
post a treasure map cuz life's a hurricane I said
toss your money up and let it hit you on the head

make a youtube thread, MSpaint a duck
if dey find out ur a girl then they'll all be down to gently caress
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
it's another word for duckling, thats the trick

if you're straight up beagle boyin' and youre tryina steal from Scrooge
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the Burg its not about attention
It's racecars, lasers, aeroplanes that get all the affection

It Duck Tales, Duck Tales for the win
Wooo and an Oooo, sliding to the Money Bin

cda

by Hand Knit
That's the worst post I've ever made

alnilam

cda posted:

Woooo de oooo its Duck Tales time
sit back and chill to my Duck Tales rhyme

This is Duckburg and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and and solve a mystery with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just call Launchpad and he'll come around
quackin' all over your melancholy posts
especially Scrooge cuz he earns the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the Burg dey never stop

it's all about nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie
see how many times you can rewrite history
post a treasure map cuz life's a hurricane I said
toss your money up and let it hit you on the head

make a youtube thread, MSpaint a duck
if dey find out ur a girl then they'll all be down to gently caress
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
it's another word for duckling, thats the trick

if you're straight up beagle boyin' and youre tryina steal from Scrooge
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the Burg its not about attention
It's racecars, lasers, aeroplanes that get all the affection

It Duck Tales, Duck Tales for the win
Wooo and an Oooo, sliding to the Money Bin

FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

That's the worst post I've ever made
:hai:

Manifisto


cda posted:

Woooo de oooo its Duck Tales time
sit back and chill to my Duck Tales rhyme

This is Duckburg and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and and solve a mystery with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just call Launchpad and he'll come around
quackin' all over your melancholy posts
especially Scrooge cuz he earns the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the Burg dey never stop

it's all about nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie
see how many times you can rewrite history
post a treasure map cuz life's a hurricane I said
toss your money up and let it hit you on the head

make a youtube thread, MSpaint a duck
if dey find out ur a girl then they'll all be down to gently caress
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
it's another word for duckling, thats the trick

if you're straight up beagle boyin' and youre tryina steal from Scrooge
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the Burg its not about attention
It's racecars, lasers, aeroplanes that get all the affection

It Duck Tales, Duck Tales for the win
Wooo and an Oooo, sliding to the Money Bin

yep yep yep that's how i remember it


ty nesamdoom!

google THIS

cda posted:

Woooo de oooo its Duck Tales time
sit back and chill to my Duck Tales rhyme

This is Duckburg and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and and solve a mystery with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just call Launchpad and he'll come around
quackin' all over your melancholy posts
especially Scrooge cuz he earns the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the Burg dey never stop

it's all about nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie
see how many times you can rewrite history
post a treasure map cuz life's a hurricane I said
toss your money up and let it hit you on the head

make a youtube thread, MSpaint a duck
if dey find out ur a girl then they'll all be down to gently caress
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
it's another word for duckling, thats the trick

if you're straight up beagle boyin' and youre tryina steal from Scrooge
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the Burg its not about attention
It's racecars, lasers, aeroplanes that get all the affection

It Duck Tales, Duck Tales for the win
Wooo and an Oooo, sliding to the Money Bin

this is the worst post I've ever quoted

joke_explainer


Life is like a hurricane, here in, duck bird, race cars lasers airplanes, its a duck bird,
Might find a mystery, might rewrite history, Duck Tales! Woo ooh! Everyday I'm just making duck tales, woo ooh!
when the law is out to find you, there's a story right behind you? every body prance a lot it's Duck tales!

Oh whoo oh!

I don't really remember anything else.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Real talk, I've pretty much always thought the last few lyrics were "not phony tales, not goblin tales" but apparently it's

Not pony tales or cotton tales

LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
Riding on an aeroplane
They are duck birds
Trying to eat this hurricane!
They are "duck-birds"

FactsAreUseless

Duck Tales Duck Tales
Story of the storied history
Duck Tales Duck Tales
Be aware of assorted mysteries

google THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhSdSzSqLys

alnilam

life is like a hurricane
here in duckburg
car, aeroplanes, and do live Type
--duck blur!
Maybe, it was a mystery to him, solve
or rewrite history!

ducktales. oo--woo!
create each day theyre pa
ducktales. oo--woo!
derring do--tales
luck tales no, bad!

--d--d--d Danger! Disaster so, You dee!
theres my cold elahbe to samta if you are stranger
only grab to eat what what's going on?.

ducktales. oo--woo!
create each day theyre pa
ducktales. oo--woo!
derring do--tales
luck tales no, bad! oo--woo!

pony tales, or tales never cotton, began to get intimate.
ducktales. oo--woo!

Entropic

patriarchy sucks
duct ales
oo
woo

Piso Mojado

FactsAreUseless posted:

here come the ducks
hey its the ducks
we are the ducks
look at the ducks
[someone just smashing the poo poo out of some drums and old cans and a car or something]
this is the duck show
don't give a gently caress show
this is the duck show
you're watching duck show
give us your money
please send us money
give us your money
then suck our dicks


Piso Mojado

D-d-d-danger lurks behind poo
there's a stranger out to find poo
poo poo poo poo poo poo poo DUCKTALES!
poo toot


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