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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gringostar posted:

There's an old saying in Florida � I know it's in Texas, probably in Florida � that says, category 3, shame on � shame on you. Tornado � you can't get fooled again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

imo

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

juche avocado posted:

never trust anyone who loudly insists no one can or should be trusted

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new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

hurricane katrina was cuz of the gays remember some preacher guy said that
well wtf now god loving asssss

only thing that comes from texas is steers and queers, mate

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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

juche avocado posted:

never trust anyone

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Alright "juche avocado", if that's you're real name.

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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

juche avocado posted:

imo

its a lesson ive learned more from decades of unbelieved honesty than from an instance or two of misplaced credulity

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:42

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Gringostar posted:

There's an old saying in Florida � I know it's in Texas, probably in Florida � that says, category 3, shame on � shame on you. Tornado � you can't get fooled again.

what?

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zakkro: May 29, 2015

juche avocado posted:

NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO LOUDLY INSISTS NO ONE CAN OR SHOULD BE TRUSTED

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i don't trust anyone itt.

yer all a bunch of weirdos

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

if cspam were a superhero team i think schnorkles would have weather control powers, ipso facto imprison him for texas deaths

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

triple sulk posted:

rip texas

Nah, gently caress 'em

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jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

mister magpie posted:

our terrible president is going to mismanage emergency response and kill more people

we texans are very self reliant

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

i agree with mister magpie and i hope that everyone comes out okay and that fema is on top of things afterwards but i fear for the worst

I'm hoping for the best, but will lol hard at the worst

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WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Schnorkles posted:

i don't trust anyone itt.

yer all a bunch of weirdos

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

if cspam were a superhero team i think schnorkles would have weather control powers, ipso facto imprison him for texas deaths

this seems very rude mr. squizzle!!!!

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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles posted:

i don't trust anyone itt.

yer all a bunch of weirdos

i aint a buncha weirdos im just half weirdo and half poor programming :colbert:

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new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Gringostar posted:

I'm hoping for the best, but will lol hard at the worst

if you can't lol at the worst, you don't deserve to lol at the best

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

Alright "juche avocado", if that's you're real name.

you are no prince of mine

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

2020 presidential winner and President of the United States until 2028 Randy Bryce getting started on texting 100 people a day thank yous for their campaign contributions:

https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/901101744352100352

If you send a donation by the August deadline, you're guaranteed to get a personal thank you as well.

Donated. Dude owns.

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boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

juche avocado posted:

what?

if you're a single mother with two children and you're working hard to put food on your family...

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Crusader posted:

code:

000
URNT12 KNHC 251528
VORTEX DATA MESSAGE   AL092017
A. 25/15:15:20Z
B. 26 deg 45 min N
  096 deg 05 min W
C. 700 mb 2631 m
D. 94 kt
E. 325 deg 7 nm
F. 065 deg 102 kt
G. 320 deg 11 nm
H. 947 mb
I. 11 C / 3055 m
J. 17 C / 3049 m
K. 13 C / NA
L. CLOSED
M. C18
N. 12345 / 07
O. 0.02 / 1.25 nm
P. AF305 1709A HARVEY             OB 31
MAX OUTBOUND AND MAX FL WIND 112 KT 055 / 15 NM 15:20:00Z
CNTR DROPSONDE SFC WIND 295 / 6 KT
;

don't post my sexts

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

its a lesson ive learned more from decades of unbelieved honesty than from an instance or two of misplaced credulity

hey u do u im gonna keep doin me

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

this seems very rude mr. squizzle!!!!

i agree its rude if you too make a hurricane you scofflaw!!!!!

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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

if cspam were a superhero team i think schnorkles would have weather control powers, ipso facto imprison him for texas deaths

my shirt would match my politics

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Shame Randy Bryce is in WI-01, he'd probably have a good shot to become a national figure somewhere else.

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

lol no
if schnorkles was a superhero
hed be
a big ol piece of poo poo!!!

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

GARBAGE

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boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

never forget the dumbest president of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HZ3Tjohwqo

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jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

i think im gonna take off work at noon and go eat chipotle

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

WoodrowSkillson posted:

needs to read 'thrust'

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

lol no
if schnorkles was a superhero
hed be
a big ol piece of poo poo!!!

TURDFUZZ

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Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Gringostar posted:

There's an old saying in Florida � I know it's in Texas, probably in Florida � that says, category 3, shame on � shame on you. Tornado � you can't get fooled again.

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mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

anyone in here that is in the path, make sure you get plenty of power supplies for cellphones and a radio to hear weather updates, on top of all the other normal supplies

anyone evacuating, if you make it to central florida send me a PM and I will meet up and buy you a beer or something

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:46

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

juche avocado posted:

hey u do u im gonna keep doin me

no youre not, youre not who you used to be so how cana you even trust this new person youve become when you didnt even tell yourself you were doing it :thunk:

trust who is trustworthy, trust who is not trustworth; this is true trust

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i think its clear my super power would be flight and maybe a somewhat dubious control over numbers

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zakkro: May 29, 2015

Turdfuzz posted:

GARBAGE

But, like, the band Garbage, which is great?

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jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

mister magpie posted:

anyone in here that is in the path, make sure you get plenty of power supplies for cellphones and a radio to hear weather updates, on top of all the other normal supplies

anyone evacuating, if you make it to central florida send me a PM and I will meet up and buy you a beer or something

uh thank you im a native houstonian i think i got this

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901108572041433089

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

trustno1 was mulder's top secret fbi computer password and scully just guessed it on the third try lmao

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