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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

probability of actual sharknadoes: 30% and rising

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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

the real question is will anything of value be lost

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol trump gonna gently caress this up so bad and it's gonna own

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


why does he look like sam brownback

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

hahaha fukken :owned: by a dead monkey
dude thats just fukken :sad:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

got several power banks for my cell phone because i will never stop posting

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

also agent scully looks like Gillian Anderson and that's worth a vote alone

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Turdfuzz posted:

why does he look like sam brownback

why dont you :colbert:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
My super power is constantly making terrible posts all the time even though I'm extremely capable of making awesome posts continuously without stopping.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Rest in piss texas

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mister magpie posted:

haha

i'm not anti joke and i am not saying that people shouldn't joke about it

it's just that i can't come up with anything because of the anxiety

all we can do is laugh about it i guess

I don't lust for death

I lust for accountability

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Duscat posted:

probability of actual sharknadoes: 30% and rising

probability of schnorknados: 100%

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
looking forward to storm satan destroying the poor parts of Texas while leaving the rich and their dumb ranches totally untouched

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i just want things to be interesting

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

i don't trust anyone itt.

yer all a bunch of weirdos

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

jarofpiss posted:

got several power banks for my cell phone because i will never stop posting

:justpost:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

My name is Trumo, and I'm here to help with your play-doh supplies!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


"time is an oval office" - trump

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mister magpie posted:

anyone in here that is in the path, make sure you get plenty of power supplies for cellphones and a radio to hear weather updates, on top of all the other normal supplies

anyone evacuating, if you make it to central florida send me a PM and I will meet up and buy you a beer or something

another good tip is to get a bunch of cash. After the storm there's a chance that power and internet will be out, so you'll need cash to buy stuff

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


lmbo Arizona

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news...ting/594568001/

councilman leaves glasses next to sink while taking a dump at the local library. amazed that unattended poo poo at the library gets jacked. police use every means necessary to get glasses back

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

got several power banks for my cell phone because i will never stop posting

I'll stand by on ham radio 20m band in case the cell towers go down and you need to relay post s:patriot:

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

TROMP TROMP TROMP TROM TRPOM

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





alnilam posted:

also agent scully looks like Gillian Anderson and that's worth a vote alone

:yeah:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Schnorkles posted:

Shame Randy Bryce is in WI-01, he'd probably have a good shot to become a national figure somewhere else.

Others have stated that it's a winnable district for him but I dunno

It's a high stakes gamble really - if a true leftist puts the Republican Speaker of the House on a spike out of nowhere that would be loving huge.

The real big difference he can make is encourage more people like him to run

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm gonna stare directly at the hurricane

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

never forget the dumbest president of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HZ3Tjohwqo

man i bet bush is glad trump took that crown in record time

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Main Paineframe posted:

looking forward to storm satan destroying the poor parts of Texas while leaving the rich and their dumb ranches totally untouched

no worries, I'm sure the gop will cut funding to fire departments and fire response teams and they'll get their poo poo burned down

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

A Handed Missus posted:

"time is an oval office" - trump

"there is an oval in your mind"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
paper plates+utensils aren't a terrible idea either. If you lose water you won't be able to wash dishes

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Guy Goodbody posted:

Dogs and humans evolved together, you know. Dogs were guards and hunting partners and the two species entered a mutually beneficial symbiosis.

So people who don't like dogs are evolutionary throwbacks, primitive-minded sub-men

hai

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

another good tip is to get a bunch of cash. After the storm there's a chance that power and internet will be out, so you'll need cash to buy stuff

yeah im starting to think it was a bad idea to leave my debit card open at the bar 4 months ago and never get a new one

Serf
May 5, 2011


trump will personally fly down after the storm, hand out containers of play-doh and tie up tons of personnel who could be assisting with relief efforts lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:yooge: "we have to study both sides"

*watches people die without adequate disaster relief, then with a mouthful of cheetos* "wow, I'm learning so much from studying this, you'd think they'd could use more help from what I've just seen. I blame x, y, and z. Total Disaster for Texas! Too Bad So Sad!"

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
sorry ive been so hateful this morning everybody
schools just doin a good job reminding me what a useless idiot i am and i just rly cant wait to die
sorry to take it out on yall instead of me cuz im the only one who deserves it

peace

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Also I'm sure the RCCC or whoever is super excited about having to put money into defending Ryan now as well

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i have plenty of ammo to trade for livestock and water though

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mrbradlymrmartin posted:

my shirt would match my politics

you would be a robot w sound powers duh

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

dogs are a loyal lesser species n slave race to humans

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Guy Goodbody posted:

paper plates+utensils aren't a terrible idea either. If you lose water you won't be able to wash dishes

get plastic or wax coated, they float so you can actually use yr water table

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