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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I don't really hate the cowboys. I hate the Giants and the team known as the Redskins

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Good article! Thanks!

Wentz had some nice plays tonight!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I don't really hate the cowboys. I hate the Giants and the team known as the Redskins

The Cowboys would be easier to hate if they hadn't spent the last 20 years being painfully mediocre.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

I Can't Believe The Eagles Clinched The NFC In Preseason Week 3

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
So, you're saying the Eagles recievers can catch now?

18-1

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Last year made it pretty easy to hate the Cowboys.

Also, it wasn't a catch.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Amy Pole Her posted:

Good article! Thanks!

Wentz had some nice plays tonight!

You don't have many friends do you

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Diqnol posted:

You don't have many friends do you

I don't know what you mean friend! Maybe if you were nicer and not only stopped calling people dipshits you too could be popular :-)

Wentz had a couple good throws. A couple of really stupid ones too. Philly looked pretty good.

First team v first team though... you're probably mad Miami won that. But it's preseason! It's ok! Still have the whole year to go!

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got em

https://twitter.com/coachmcgloin/status/900878350146818048

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i have here an article that puts carson wentz at #1 DVOA at sucking my dick

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What's his QBR at cunnilingus?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Deleted. What did it say?

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CyberPingu posted:

Deleted. What did it say?

Matt McGloin's brother was calling out Philly beat writers for calling Matt bad. Then he compared Reuben Frank to Don Vito from Viva La Bam.

Pretty silly.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah McGloin sucked realllyyyyy bad.

That game ruled though. Crazy picks crazy huge broken plays. Philly might be my NFC team Bc they're talented but a shitshow just like Miami!

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
I'm not holding those 2 deflected balls against Wentz.

Keep in mind, Miami's d-line is a top 3 unit.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

89 posted:

I'm not holding those 2 deflected balls against Wentz.

Keep in mind, Miami's d-line is a top 3 unit.

Having passes deflected at his height is troublesome but yeah it's pretty easy to fix. Tannehill had that issue (in his first game JJ Watt swatted 6 of his passes lol) but no longer does.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Carson Wentz is the ideal quarterback for the perennial offseason champion Philadelphia Eagles because, on paper, he looks perfect.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Beau Allen is back early. Maybe Howie tries to move a DT? We've got 6 now.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
If Foles is still injured and McGloin continues to suck I think we should sign Kaep

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

axeil posted:

If Foles is still injured and McGloin continues to suck I think we should sign Kaep

I think the Eagles should sign Kaep just to trigger the racist fans.

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I wouldn't want them to sign Kaep, but only because the idea of him being a third-stringer is ridiculous.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

a new study bible! posted:

I wouldn't want them to sign Kaep, but only because the idea of him being a third-stringer is ridiculous.

I think the idea is he would be a 2nd stringer. The Eagles don't want to keep 3 QBs so I think they'd only have interest if Foles can't play.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




NotWearingPants posted:

I think the Eagles should sign Kaep just to trigger the racist fans.

Lurie signed loving :vick: and more people were for him than not, so

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

NotWearingPants posted:

I think the idea is he would be a 2nd stringer. The Eagles don't want to keep 3 QBs so I think they'd only have interest if Foles can't play.

the dude has "forearm soreness" and hasn't thrown in something like 6 months.

foles needs tommy john surgery and the eagles are in denial.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
It looks like the NFC East is on its way to having 4 of the top 6 metropolitan statistical areas in the US: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metropolitan_Statistical_Areas

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

The NFC East is a mighty city state among hamlets.

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NotWearingPants posted:

It looks like the NFC East is on its way to having 4 of the top 6 metropolitan statistical areas in the US: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metropolitan_Statistical_Areas

too soon

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/902326823643688960

0-16

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


He was the longest tenured athlete in the city. drat.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






gently caress this. :argh:

Good news that nobody cares about but me: noted hunky man and great DT Beau Allen has been activated from pup and will play against the preseason game against the Jets.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Oh Christ. Roseman is moneyballing it and this poo poo never ends up well.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Quiet Feet posted:

Good news that nobody cares about but me: noted hunky man and great DT Beau Allen has been activated from pup and will play against the preseason game against the Jets.

I mentioned it above. Also,

https://twitter.com/Beau_Allen/status/894314561603612677

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Oh Christ. Roseman is moneyballing it and this poo poo never ends up well.

Dorenbos is old and magic tricks are lame.

Lovato played three games last season when Dorenbos was hurt. I doubt this was a business decision rather than a coaching decision.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JesusZoidberg/status/902345721793433600

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Roseman was jealous of Dorenbos becoming a star. Fire Howie

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

shyduck posted:

He was the longest tenured athlete in the city. drat.

Celek started in the same year, 2007.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
https://twitter.com/PFF_Aaron/status/902606616062824448

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Too bad he's playing for Carson wentz heeey ooo

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
:colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMU2h4Q9-Os

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Coincidentally 2015 is about when Torrey Smith stopped getting open

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