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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Also this should surprise no one considering Trump tried to make the department of Labor head be the guy who on record says how much he hates his employees and can't wait for robots to take over labor

None if that is made up by the way

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cnut
May 3, 2016

Cthulu Carl posted:

Yeah it's a p good faceswap

lol

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010


Seriously though, there will never be another window like 2018 where somebody could run their dog in the senate race and get a reasonable amount of votes.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Oscar Wild posted:

Have you ever slammed your dick and balls in a car door and then thought an hour later "my dick and balls don't feel quite as bad as they did an hour ago"

While I can't say I have ever experienced that myself, loving lol

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

When he is read*

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

gonadic io posted:

When he is read*

*When he watches the puppet show dramatization of

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

AkumaHokoru posted:

So on a real note...how the gently caress are we supposed to have a dialogue with any of these people? They deny facts. they make up their own history. nothing you can say gets through to them. then they get mad at you for getting mad that they arent bothering to hear you.

I know plenty of goons already said it, but you don't. Here's a real LOL: These same people would absolutely vote for a candidate "Hillary Rodham Clinton (R)" without even thinking about it.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

brylcreem posted:

I'm trying to parse this, but I just can't.

Okay, Trump is standing on a snake - that's pretty obvious. Probably the FAKE (BAD!) MEDIA.

But why does he hold his hand like that?

What is that plant? Why are they trying to dig it up? It can't just have been planted, cos the soil is all cracked and poo poo.

:psypop:

Plant is tree of liberty. Needs watered bad, but will that pitcher really be enough? Is water all it needs to be nourished into a mighty bole to last forever?

Trump stands on the head of the serpent Níðhǫggr, who seeks to gnaw one of the three roots of the World Tree, which is also the tree of liberty. See it's vulnerability, a sapling in a desert. Dangerous influences could destroy it with ease and only trump can keep them at bay.

But that's not enough. Without the care of Real Americans (given moral support by various Heros), the Tree of Liberty, Yggdrasill, our way of life and the world itself -- without care the world will be destroyed and everything returns to the cracked and blasted dust.

So the actions of these Real Americans are a cosmic fulcrum upon which fate now turns, here, in the turning of an age.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."


Ohhh this is gonna be good lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Call Your Grandma posted:

Seriously though, there will never be another window like 2018 where somebody could run their dog in the senate race and get a reasonable amount of votes.

I personally know at least five hella good doggos who would be awesome senators

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



*runs into thread from 3-4 pages ago*

Prob... prob... *cough* probably reading a breakdown of, uh, the past 7 months of Trump's presidency...

Nailed it.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

"See that's why white masters are correct and we were better off as slaves"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






That headline font seems way too big.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Kumo posted:

How can you tell the difference?

here's a hint: ironic racism is regular racism, but for cowards who feebly protest that they were actually joking if faced with consequences.

burning swine
May 26, 2004



I swear I didn't do this on purpose



:eyepop:

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


do u know jenny posted:

Ok this might be the worst tweet he ever made, no exaggeration

How did that not come up in TV commercials against him?

Just a reminder that he's defending a guy that:

Murdered at least three people

It's pretty much fact that a missing girl from Vermont that was last seen waiting at a bus stop in front of his shop was also killed by him

Tortured and killed 8 of his own dogs

Decapitated a cat and put it on the front door of a judge overseeing a case that he won

jesus christ how was that tweet not major news and how did the dnc not mention it

lol?

Well the slave owning abuela was busy talking about dangerous donald at the time lol

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


lol

Heffer
May 1, 2003


Can't tell if racist caricature or just terrible artist.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Heffer posted:

Can't tell if racist caricature or just terrible artist.

Little from Column A, little from Column B

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
fact: conservatives are the least funny or original people on earth
https://twitter.com/TrumpTrain45Pac/status/900855356854857729

the comments are the best bit

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Needs more American flag emojis

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


XMNN posted:

fact: conservatives are the least funny or original people on earth
https://twitter.com/TrumpTrain45Pac/status/900855356854857729

the comments are the best bit

LOL thats pretty funny! This lady's got me feeling like I should try out some of my Trump-Positive material that I've been working one.

How about this one?

"drat Donald, back at it again with the long ties!"

TM ANSB- do not steal my jokes please

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






a new study bible! posted:

LOL thats pretty funny! This lady's got me feeling like I should try out some of my Trump-Positive material that I've been working one.

How about this one?

"drat Donald, back at it again with the long ties!"

TM ANSB- do not steal my jokes please

Is that satire? Unless things are explicitly labeled as satire, I take it at face value.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
self-proclaimed patriots are the worst

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

my new dog posted:

self-proclaimed patriots are the worst

Excuse me, but I identify as a MIM-104 and find comments like this highly problematic.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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do u know jenny posted:

Also this should surprise no one considering Trump tried to make the department of Labor head be the guy who on record says how much he hates his employees and can't wait for robots to take over labor

None if that is made up by the way

I can't believe Zuck is going to join the Trump admin!

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Hooooooooooooollllly shhhhit.

Ellaybee
Jun 17, 2005

XMNN posted:

fact: conservatives are the least funny or original people on earth
https://twitter.com/TrumpTrain45Pac/status/900855356854857729

the comments are the best bit

Brevity truly is the soul of wit.

Those aren't the framed posters I'd expect to see in the home of a 60-year-old woman.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Oh, sweet, they are starting to have to qualify everything as Satire that gets publicly posted. #MAGA.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

XMNN posted:

fact: conservatives are the least funny or original people on earth
https://twitter.com/TrumpTrain45Pac/status/900855356854857729

the comments are the best bit

It's almost like they have no idea about the reasons for the Thanks Obama meme

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Waffle House posted:

Oh, sweet, they are starting to have to qualify everything as Satire that gets publicly posted. #MAGA.

If they don't they may become the new centerpiece of a George Soros funded conspiracy.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol start the countdown for Trump making GBS threads all over Cohn

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/25/...WT.nav=top-news

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

haljordan posted:

lol start the countdown for Trump making GBS threads all over Cohn

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/25/...WT.nav=top-news

Start?

Edit: I mean sure I haven't read a personal response but the usual suspects have been on him for a bit now.

Ellaybee
Jun 17, 2005

The best satire is the kind you have to explicitly label as satire.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.
ty

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ellaybee posted:

The best satire is the kind you have to explicitly label as satire.

Listen I am not being entirely serious when I say these words that I am saying with conviction. Literally nobody except those who WINK WINK know what I mean WINK WINK take me seriously please.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






evilmiera posted:

Start?

Edit: I mean sure I haven't read a personal response but the usual suspects have been on him for a bit now.

quote:

In the days after the Charlottesville violence, Mr. Cohn’s family — including his wife — told him he needed to think seriously about departing, according to two people briefed on the discussions. Several of his friends in the business community also urged him to step away from the administration. Mr. Cohn is a former executive at Goldman Sachs.

Trump gives a titan of the finance world the heebie jeebies, that's a loving lol

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

In just 11 minutes, Trump went from complaining how few bills were being passed to touting how many bills he's passed. May be a retard.

Donald Trump? The President of the United States of America?

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
lol yet another white house resignation today

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