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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


excellent loss jpg

im cute
Sep 21, 2009


jesus christ

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



one of my friends works remotely with students in corpus and apparently a bunch of them decided not to leave last night when they were evacuating people because it was a volunteer evacuation instead of a mandatory one, but now all the taxis aren't operating, there aren't any emergency shelters, and no one can leave the city and the phone lines are probably going to go down soon, so they are basically just giving basic survival procedure advice over the phone at this point

you'd think corpus would be a little more prepared for things like this by now and that people would learn to leave but that's texas i guess

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

A Handed Missus posted:

I am going to put these panties
in my mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

Lol

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

peepeepants posted:

Lots of people will flood who are way out of designated flood zones and not required to have flood insurance. It will be pretty bad.

hmm seems like flood insurance was in the news recently, gee where was it again oh yeah

also that interactive flood map is insane, you'd have to be bugnuts to build a house that's not on 12 foot stilts in galveston at this point

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

cumshitter posted:

i like the repeated cutaways to a different angle to cover up how trump cant focus long enough to read a 2.5 minute speech

more like cuckaways :v:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Does Trump have any properties in the hurricane zone?

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Squizzle posted:

im trying to remember the statistic and its both v old and came from an insurance agent so grain of salt but

something like..........a quarter??? of all flood insurance claims come from outside of flood areas that require flood insurance, meaning from the minority of people in those areas who made a point to buy insurance that wasnt forced on them

if you live anywhere that might remotely see flooding you really should buy flood insurance

True. Some mortgage companies require flood insurance no matter what and it is a good idea anyway since it covers busted pipes and poo poo

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Duscat posted:

hmm seems like flood insurance was in the news recently, gee where was it again oh yeah

also that interactive flood map is insane, you'd have to be bugnuts to build a house that's not on 12 foot stilts in galveston at this point

lol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

from sean spicer, w/ <3 :swoon:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

A Handed Missus posted:

MY FELLOW AMERICANS

I have made some improvements to the weekly address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H29q18dk54g

Lol

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

noooooo not rich piana!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

peepeepants posted:

True. Some mortgage companies require flood insurance no matter what and it is a good idea anyway since it covers busted pipes and poo poo

flood insurance is basically water damage insurance

iirc flood insurance also covers damage that happens when firefighters drop a ton of water on your roof at once because your home is in the path of a forest fire

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Does Trump have any properties in the hurricane zone?

he'll tell you he does regardless of whatever the facts are

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Not sure I can handle 18 months of watching Kasich eat again.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/oranforest/status/900923334799622144

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/892154610441498624

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

unity ticket dear god

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



we should all be living in kickass floating antigravity bungalows by now, laughing into the face of god

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Gringostar posted:

lol

it owns how all these red states aren't doing poo poo to address the issue of natural disasters destroying all their buildings, meanwhile CA has some of the best building codes in the nation because of earthquakes

"Climate change is fake news!" said red states as they continue to drown in their own oil-soaked fæces-water.

also

https://twitter.com/TxStormChasers/status/901118153236729856

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that mustang better be a gt

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

why would anyone want to watch Dunkirk

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Itzena posted:

"Climate change is fake news!" said red states as they continue to drown in their own oil-soaked fæces-water.

also

https://twitter.com/TxStormChasers/status/901118153236729856

lol :drat:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

A Handed Missus posted:

I am going to put these panties
in my mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

Catching the Big Fish, and how!!

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Itzena posted:

"Climate change is fake news!" said red states as they continue to drown in their own oil-soaked fæces-water.

also

https://twitter.com/TxStormChasers/status/901118153236729856

https://twitter.com/codywatkins91/status/901122030891921410

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Joementum posted:

he might take credit for some bad things as well, like a bunch of undocumented people dying because the border patrol are cruel monsters

https://twitter.com/reportbywilson/status/900899721086107649

is there a chance this is cool and good by way of a bunch of ice personnel getting swept away in tornadoes and/or floods thick with cacti and sharks

zakkro
May 29, 2015


https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/901128904483766272

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

jarofpiss posted:

noooooo not rich piana!

Left humanity behind

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/230769203605553152

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/cnbc/status/900780349864783873

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Harvey currently has 110 mph winds. Also, my friend in Houston is still discussing hurricane party locations. One guy said the Holiday Inn.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

wed is a colonia area

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/KJChemist/status/901122862312022017

lmao

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Itzena posted:

"Climate change is fake news!" said red states as they continue to drown in their own oil-soaked fæces-water.

also

https://twitter.com/TxStormChasers/status/901118153236729856

hoo thats bleak

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

ugh is that the dude from the duck pj's picture?

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
there's always a tweet

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/264416515124776961

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