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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:meh.com has this for $45 ($130 @ Amazon) 🤔 100% worth a purchase if you don't have one. They will pretty effortlessly jump off any passenger car or truck.
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Someone post the get out frog YouTube video. I need it for something
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Someone post the get out frog YouTube video. I need it for something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMLphi7HQU
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Handsome Ralph posted:Proposed to my girlfriend today I'm gonna go against the grain here to let you know You hosed Up, but it's okay because It's Not Too Late To Fix This.
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Like you ever wonder why so many married guys kill their whole family the themselves? You'll find out soon enough Other advice I have: Start hiding assets from her now Develop an escape plan with your mistress before you make a move. Just showing up at her doorstep one night with a suitcase is rude Make sure she never, ever sees you successfully complete a chore indoors Start taking 45 minute poops now, don't try to blame old age later Get in the habit of getting cash bck everywhere so she can't track how much money is in your wallet at any given time
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I just read "proposed to girlfriend" and took "girlfriend" as she said no. Gotta fix that nomenclature, dude.
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milk milk lemonade posted:Start hiding assets from her now This but really. LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I just read "proposed to girlfriend" and took "girlfriend" as she said no. Gotta fix that nomenclature, dude. This too.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I just read "proposed to girlfriend" and took "girlfriend" as she said no. Gotta fix that nomenclature, dude. Past tense phrasing  Now the ardous journey of dealing with wedding planning junk. My idea of eloping to Scotland was met with mild interest so maybe I'll luck out yet again.
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Just got a $5000 increase in my credit limit  Going to keep budgeting for my previous credit limit since I don't need more but still...
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That'll happen pretty routinely once you start to build credit. Interestingly, it actually helps your credit score assuming you maintain the same level of utilization, since your overall utilization will be a smaller percentage of your overall available credit.
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Aug 25, 2017 15:28
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It's a trap. My limit is like 40k but I'll be damned if I ever go higher than I can pay off with my next check.
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I don't plan on using any more than I'm using now and pretending like I never got an increase at all. What I've been doing for the last year or so is using credit whenever possible to get the cash rewards, but only if I have money in my checking account to pay it off. Then before my billing cycle ends I'll pay all but $50 or so of it off. Maybe I'm wrong but I've heard carrying a small balance on your billing statement and paying a tiny bit of interest will make you more attractive to creditors since they see you are responsible, but they still make a few dollars off of you. I could be way off base but whatever I'm doing has increased my credit score by 200ish points in the last couple of years.
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I don't worry about micromanaging it because I got a mortgage and two car payments but I'd be curious if that is true.
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LingcodKilla posted:It's a trap. My limit is like 40k but I'll be damned if I ever go higher than I can pay off with my next check. I had two international trips that fell in the same billing cycle last year and I ended up owing something like $12,000 (which I was reimbursed for before the bill was due, thankfully). Cash back from that was nice, though!
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Handsome Ralph posted:Proposed to my girlfriend today  edit LingcodKilla posted:It's a trap. My limit is like 40k but I'll be damned if I ever go higher than I can pay off with my next check. My daughters worked a summer for a credit card call center (so horrible that it convinced them to go to and finish college) They call people who don't build up a balance Deadbeats.
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Aug 25, 2017 15:58
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I have been micromanaging every penny of my finances since I got out of the military and got everything paid off. My credit limit was $300 in 2015 and that was on a secure credit card because it's all I could get "approved" for. I'm not quite walking around able to put a BMW on my Visa, but I'm really satisfied with the progress I have made.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:I have been micromanaging every penny of my finances since I got out of the military and got everything paid off. Great job on the adulting!
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No poo poo sometimes I motivate myself to do chores like clean the house or fold my laundry by saying "what would an adult do?"
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:No poo poo sometimes I motivate myself to do chores like clean the house or fold my laundry by saying "what would an adult do?" I'm feeling a little guilty about going fishing every night from Thursday to Monday but the seasons is over next weekend. Plenty of time for the honey-do/be a goddamn adult list then.
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milk milk lemonade posted:Like you ever wonder why so many married guys kill their whole family the themselves? You'll find out soon enough I suggest you try being open and honest in your relationship and see how that works for you 
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I had this week off before starting my new job on Monday. I made a list of poo poo to do and it felt good to do it all. Still had time for fun, too.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I suggest you try being open and honest in your relationship and see how that works for you 
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I suggest you try being open and honest in your relationship and see how that works for you "Life Under The Pergola" by Beanie
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I suggest you try being open and honest in your relationship and see how that works for you Eh, he's right in some ways. The minute my exwife figured out I knew how to do laundry, it was on my list. Also cooking, because I worked as a cook. And dishes because that goes with cooking, right? By the end I was doing all the goddamn chores and she just sat on her rear end reading with a $5 coffee in her hand. While I worked late nights and went to classes during the day. Goddamn, just reminded myself why I like being single. I only have to clean up after myself. Might as well go delete okcupid again.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:Maybe I'm wrong but I've heard carrying a small balance on your billing statement and paying a tiny bit of interest will make you more attractive to creditors since they see you are responsible, but they still make a few dollars off of you. I could be way off base but whatever I'm doing has increased my credit score by 200ish points in the last couple of years. This is a pretty common misconception. Carrying a balance doesn't improve your credit score, and it means you're paying interest as soon as you swipe your credit card. If you pay off your balance every month, you never pay interest and you get at least the same benefit to your score.
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Someone tried to do a tax scam on an employee here. They said they were a sheriff from Wisconsin and that the employee was going to be arrested for tax fraud unless they paid up. So we ran a warrant check and then traced the number and emailed the jurisdiction's actual sheriff about their scammer boy. 
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friend of mine has a equestrian facility that caters to white people pretending to be western that want their children to play with horses all day. here's some names of the latest group to signup. Fallon Pallyn Skyler Kaycie Kaily Cierra Kendi Jami Cierra Brikayli
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white people are crazy
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I dated a girl named Braedy who had a brother named Brigand and a sister named Brookie.
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My sons class has Braden Jaden Caden Hayden and 2 kids named Aiden
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Saw a Phalicity in my facebook feed. Someone I went to school withs' kid. These are people who name their kids Cannonn (actual spelling) and some other similar sounding but poorly spelled poo poo. White people in farm country. The gently caress.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:My sons class has Braden Jaden Caden Hayden and 2 kids named Aiden Same thing in my kids classes. I get irrationally angry when a kid has a last name for a first name.
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Didn't people use to complain about "black" names like this?
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cultural appropriation and ability to get firstname.lastname on gmail without using numbers like a beta
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:cultural appropriation and ability to get firstname.lastname on gmail without using numbers like a beta i'm dickgobbler69@gmail.com and i like it that way
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LingcodKilla posted:Didn't people use to complain about "black" names like this? And probably still do. It's part "my child is a snowflake" and part dumb as gently caress parents. Every race can be guilty of it because everyone is retarded. If I was dumb enough to have kids, they'd get easy names. A boy would definitely be named Dick. But I had a great uncle named Dick so I don't see anything wrong with it. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Aug 25, 2017 |
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If you want to name your kid something stupid that's cool with me but don't be surprised if they get made fun of. Kids are assholes even if you think the world is getting more liberally minded.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:I dated a girl named Braedy who had a brother named Brigand and a sister named Brookie. Did their parents know what brigand means? Because that's kinda cool.
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