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What is coconut slang for??? Are they just selling coconuts in addition to their selection of drugs?
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Haier posted:Hmmm, buying highly illegal drugs in China from Instagram... what could go wrong? I'm the criminal mastermind arranging drug transactions via a platform openly monitored and censored by the Chinese authorities.
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Aug 25, 2017 12:53
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I'm the criminal mastermind arranging drug transactions via a platform openly monitored and censored by the Chinese authorities. [/quote] I use PGP for all my wechat drug deals
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Aug 25, 2017 12:55
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Tolkien minority posted:What is coconut slang for??? Are they just selling coconuts in addition to their selection of drugs? I'm going to guess Cocaine
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Aug 25, 2017 13:35
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Known Lecher posted:I'm the criminal mastermind arranging drug transactions via a platform openly monitored and censored by the Chinese authorities. LOL, yeah right. Tolkien minority posted:What is coconut slang for??? Are they just selling coconuts in addition to their selection of drugs?
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Aug 25, 2017 13:37
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On topic: I immediately stopped tagging my few photos on IG when I arrived last year because the spam was unbelievable. I'd tag Shenzhen or Zhongshan or something, and within minutes I would be flooded with followers selling Chinese knock-off handbag and shoes, and other dumb poo poo like drones and PCB parts. They were obviously refreshing the location tags with their hordes of accounts. Worse, to me, was the all of the Chinese "models" and photographers who would do the same thing, but it was out of a desperate plea for attention. Then came the comments in English and Chinese of "I like the photo, pelase follow me back" and you look at their profile and it's some 20-year-old fuerdai going to school in the Boston, using some $3000 range finder he bought on vacation in Japan. Then I realized I could make my profile private and avoid all of this, so I just did that. It makes me grateful that these people are not on Facebook. Indians + Mainlanders on FB would be too much. I have Indian friends on my FB and spam Indian FB pages, so I already subjected to random Indian men trying to add me all the time.
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Aug 25, 2017 13:53
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Haier posted:On topic: I immediately stopped tagging my few photos on IG when I arrived last year because the spam was unbelievable. I'd tag Shenzhen or Zhongshan or something, and within minutes I would be flooded with followers selling Chinese knock-off handbag and shoes, and other dumb poo poo like drones and PCB parts. They were obviously refreshing the location tags with their hordes of accounts. Worse, to me, was the all of the Chinese "models" and photographers who would do the same thing, but it was out of a desperate plea for attention. Then came the comments in English and Chinese of "I like the photo, pelase follow me back" and you look at their profile and it's some 20-year-old fuerdai going to school in the Boston, using some $3000 range finder he bought on vacation in Japan. Show bobs
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Aug 25, 2017 13:55
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Captain Yossarian posted:Show bobs big forehead big life
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Aug 25, 2017 14:14
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from my understanding hypnosis isnt real but hey dog can do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQFC-MVaRHY oh china has dog beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJez6xwPcw
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Aug 25, 2017 14:54
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Fun story. My wife wore a Reebok shirt for the longest that said "big or small save them all" and had no idea it was about boobs lol
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Aug 25, 2017 15:20
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whip posted:Fun story. My wife wore a Reebok shirt for the longest that said "big or small save them all" and had no idea it was about boobs lol i moving penish
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Aug 25, 2017 15:45
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Aug 25, 2017 16:28
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:You feel me? ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
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Aug 25, 2017 16:29
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:You feel me? It is mildly endearing in it's terribleness.
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Aug 25, 2017 16:30
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:You feel me? This is eerily similar to my worst student's attempt at a college application letter last year. The only thing missing is "I am best singer than Jay Zhou!"
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Aug 25, 2017 16:40
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:You feel me? Hired
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Aug 25, 2017 16:46
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interview: we'd like to test your skills in lifting strong bear. There is a bear over there go lift it.
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Aug 25, 2017 16:51
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a friendly amateur basketball match in shanxi https://my.mixtape.moe/fmnbox.mp4 e: non table breaking mp4 big time bisexual fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Aug 25, 2017 |
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Aug 25, 2017 17:17
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Breaking news: Chinese man somehow killed by black bear.
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Aug 25, 2017 17:18
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:You feel me? angel opportunity I thought you stopped chinaposting
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Aug 25, 2017 17:33
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:You feel me?
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Aug 25, 2017 17:44
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:You feel me? "Please feel me"
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Aug 25, 2017 18:30
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big time bisexual posted:a friendly amateur basketball match in shanxi what the actual gently caress it looks like the ref was the one who threw the first punch
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Aug 25, 2017 18:42
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Coolguye posted:what the actual gently caress it looks like the ref was the one who threw the first punch No why?
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Aug 25, 2017 21:42
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Let me just steal a post...sincx posted:LMAO when did the CCP start using Taiping Rebellion-type faux-Christian propaganda?
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Aug 25, 2017 23:34
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:You feel me? Mods, please rename someone "kitchen help in the Canada" tia
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Mistle posted:Mods, please rename someone "kitchen help in the Canada" tia Good luck, I'm still working on being renamed Florida man simulator.
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madeintaipei posted:Good luck, I'm still working on being renamed mods please rename him Florida man stimulator instead
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Aug 26, 2017 00:53
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Sorry that this is the wrong thread but I think it is relevant if you are looking at this in the next 2 hours. https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRbYXWWKB
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Aug 26, 2017 02:40
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Wechat is finally giving good translations
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Aug 26, 2017 03:42
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哪儿都有 actually means "There are x everywhere" so it's a bad translation
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Body type: dude Personality: rude Acts engaged in: lewd Interested in: food
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Aug 26, 2017 03:50
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Devils Affricate posted:Body type: dude Please stop doxxing me
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angel opportunity posted:哪儿都有 actually means "There are x everywhere" so it's a bad translation
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Haier posted:On topic: I immediately stopped tagging my few photos on IG when I arrived last year because the spam was unbelievable. I'd tag Shenzhen or Zhongshan or something, and within minutes I would be flooded with followers selling Chinese knock-off handbag and shoes, and other dumb poo poo like drones and PCB parts. They were obviously refreshing the location tags with their hordes of accounts. Worse, to me, was the all of the Chinese "models" and photographers who would do the same thing, but it was out of a desperate plea for attention. Then came the comments in English and Chinese of "I like the photo, pelase follow me back" and you look at their profile and it's some 20-year-old fuerdai going to school in the Boston, using some $3000 range finder he bought on vacation in Japan. Indian facebook spam is mostly "YAY Modi, you are the greatest thing ever in the history of the world!", "Look at this poor Indian tea seller/cleaner that got a degree and bettered themselves", "Here is an American of Indian origin that did something, anything good. Aren't we Indians teh best at everything ever!" with the odd "Pakistan are muslim terrorist" thrown in for good measure. And, it should go without saying, but if you want to cause a shitstorm amongst Indians online, all you have to do is suggest that Sachin Tendulkar is not the very personification of earthly goodness, (even though it has been close to 5 years since he retired)
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BrigadierSensible posted:Indian facebook spam is mostly "YAY Modi, you are the greatest thing ever in the history of the world!", "Look at this poor Indian tea seller/cleaner that got a degree and bettered themselves", "Here is an American of Indian origin that did something, anything good. Aren't we Indians teh best at everything ever!" with the odd "Pakistan are muslim terrorist" thrown in for good measure. When I said "spam Indian FB pages," I meant myself. I am addicted to commenting retarded poo poo in all caps. A majority of Indian comments, no matter the topic, are complaints. You are right about all the stupid things they post, but even on nice things like "The city government just installed new traffic lights to help the traffic issue in this area," the comments are always "Fix the drivers! This place is terrible!" "Why so mny lorries allowed? U bttr do something about dis!" "Ther's always man selling fruit nearby and people stand and buy fruit and now the raod is congestion. REmove fruit man!" Then they get upset when I post "NOW THAT THERE IS A RED STOP LIGHT, I WILL KNOW WHEN I AM ILLEGALLY CROSSING. GET OUT OF MY WAY! I HATE RICKSHAWS AND TATA NANO. POOR PEOPLE! GOD BLESS."
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Aug 26, 2017 04:52
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omrofl a whole new world to troll
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Aug 26, 2017 06:01
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REMOVE FRUIT MAN!
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One thing I must stop when I leave China is being able to point out the person's looks or weight because that's fine here. When I see photos of somebody, or am out with someone, I am freely allowed to say "LOL, so fat," or "He looks like a pig" or "That girl is balding and looks like a man." I mean, it's true, but everyone says that stuff out loud here all the time and nobody cares because it's part of the culture. I can't really do that so easily in other places, and I have gotten so used to it that I feel a little sad about not being able to instantly say "Wow, look at that guy's disgusting mole!" Edit: I mean come on, a pig holding a pig. (Sadly by its ears, which must hurt like hell and made it deaf) 
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