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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Based on their track record I, for one, am shocked that a CIG presentation was a disaster.

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
ITS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE A CAPITAL SHIP FLYING



*NO APPLAUSE*

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/uMqkTuH.gifv

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
*sweating* phewph we're pushing it hard getting a car up a ramp

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
he's sweating like a blind mans thumb while hammering a nail in

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
He clearly wanted a cheer after "first time we've had gameplay with capital ship"

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal
I almost stopped watching the stream to go smoke a bowl and watch Netflix. Christ, I'm glad I stuck it out.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry
5 people is a lot for an MMO demo guys

Jessant
Jun 16, 2001

Nearly three hours later:
picked up box
lost box too wonky physics

hardycore
Nov 4, 2009
im the tire rolling forlornly down the hill past the other commando holy poo poo LMAO

"noooo!"

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
DELTA PATCHER WAS NOT A JOKE!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Not the powerpoint!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
LAUNCHER WAS NOT A JOKE

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Delta Patcher was literally promised last year.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

If people had a fit about running how will they feel when everyone is making goofy faces all day long. Aw yiss

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

holy jesus

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
AND HERE COME THE POWERPOINTS

CHEERS FOR DELTA PATCHER

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
Oh my loving god, they DO have powerpoint slides which people can call out later, when they fail to deliver and delay that poo poo yet again.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
A new installer? Please, tell me more

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

~Delta patcher~

"Which I know you guys are all going to be excited about, because..." [changes subject]

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


DELTA PATCHER FIVE YEARS IN AHAHAHAHA

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
delta patcher tearing down more applause than demo in general

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

add a red cube no clipping out and yeah, this is a good summary

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
oh the bright side, maybe they can polish up their scripted demo enough to run it without crashing by Citcon :shobon:

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006

Aurra posted:

Wait was that the entire demo?

they probably planned to go all the way back to that bald guy to finish the quest but probably cut it short because they lost the crate when the rover was clipped into pieces

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT
and here comes the powerpoint!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the chat sped up over a loving delta patcher announcement

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

All the star citizen haters in the world couldn't have scripted the wheels literally falling off the presentation.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

big nipples big life posted:

Based on their track record I, for one, am shocked that a CIG presentation was a disaster.

I think you'll find that CIG is stronger than ever and that SC looks closer to release than ever before

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
check off your "powerpoint presentation" field on the bingo cards... I assume there is one on there

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
Spectrum integration in the game

Because they're just not pushing enough poo poo over the network already

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


people paid money for this :laffo:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
What about miles eckheart....?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Core Efforts: No Gameplay

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
"Most of the times we've gotten the buggy up the ramp"

Translation: 'This has happened before'

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Snooooooze

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
They can't even get ramps to work

xXAdmiralBekHarXx
Jul 11, 2017

by zen death robot
they just gave the gently caress up lol

dumby
Oct 25, 2007
Where's the BOX?

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Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT
can we make the clip of the wheel rolling towards the screen the new thread title?

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