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ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

M_Gargantua posted:

Comedy option: have a friend with a pickup truck and a nail gun show up before opening hours and board up all the windows and customer doors!

Do the same for his place of employment.

Take that capitolism

Yeah... Last time this area got this much rain I watched a dumpster float down the road. Don't think he is going to be able to get anywhere near my office.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

ASAPI posted:

Yeah... Last time this area got this much rain I watched a dumpster float down the road. Don't think he is going to be able to get anywhere near my office.

New thread title.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i legit hope for a path change and that texans dont die

poo poo is real, the comparison shot of harvey and katrina shocked me

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

BigDave posted:

New thread title.

If that happens it will be the greatest achievement of my life.




I like to set the bar low, that way I look like an over achiever.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I wonder how this administration will spin this impending avoidable disaster to be Obama's fault :thunk:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



https://youtu.be/GC_mV1IpjWA

facialimpediment posted:

"They're gonna be safe"

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/901166628976689157

I can see things going very, very, very badly.

Too be fair... "RUN!!" and "good luck" was largely the government response when Matthew was closing in on us on the east coast of Florida last year. And really if it wasn't for a well timed gently caress up in an eye wall replacement cycle and a wobble to the east, we would have been hosed.



Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Someone post that not so fake NOAA alert


Going to have to be more specific. NOAA and the NHC have had some entertaining ones.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

yeah but if florida got katrinad nobody* would miss it

*who matters

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


tastefully arranged labia posted:

yeah but if florida got katrinad nobody* would miss it

*who matters


No body cared about Mississippi or Alabama getting Katrinad by Katrina. Just crying about a city built by the French 6 feet below sea level.


gently caress New Orleans.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Genocide Tendency posted:

No body cared about Mississippi or Alabama getting Katrinad by Katrina. Just crying about a city built by the French 6 feet below sea level.

I mean, can you blame them?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Best Korea launched another missile, this one 155 miles: https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/901210991618293764

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/901212523034103808

Transgender ban signed. Effective date is March 2018, Mattis has wide latitude and can probably kill/delay it/let it die to lawsuits. https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/901210443745820672

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


facialimpediment posted:

Transgender ban signed. Effective date is March 2018, Mattis has wide latitude and can probably kill/delay it/let it die to lawsuits. https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/901210443745820672

This thing dies in the court with zero fight from Mattis, and Trump steps in to fight objections, stripping Mattis of his leeway.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

mlmp08 posted:

I mean, can you blame them?

yah, it means they hate black people

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
i don't see mattis as the savior of everything that is holy like this most people seem to.

maybe i just don't know enough about the guy.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

facialimpediment posted:


Transgender ban signed. Effective date is March 2018, Mattis has wide latitude and can probably kill/delay it/let it die to lawsuits. https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/901210443745820672

Here's a more legible version

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

Best Korea launched another missile, this one 155 miles: https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/901210991618293764

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/901212523034103808

Transgender ban signed. Effective date is March 2018, Mattis has wide latitude and can probably kill/delay it/let it die to lawsuits. https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/901210443745820672

Huh, I thought it was just someone trolling in the hurricane stream chat.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

i don't see mattis as the savior of everything that is holy like this most people seem to.

maybe i just don't know enough about the guy.

The explanation I get is that people who served with/under him have nothing but good things to say. Also he is one of 3 adults in the room when it comes to the Trump clown show.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
By 2018 were going to be balls deep in Iran and Best Korea so we'll need every broke duck retard possible

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Genocide Tendency posted:

No body cared about Mississippi or Alabama getting Katrinad by Katrina. Just crying about a city built by the French 6 feet below sea level.


gently caress New Orleans.

gently caress whatever shitpit you're from dumbass. That Atlantian city has more culture and vibrancy contained in it's sewers than your whole state.

And Alabama spent their Katrina money on building a visitor center instead of rebuilding low income housing so who gives a gently caress about them.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Genocide Tendency posted:

The explanation I get is that people who served with/under him have nothing but good things to say. Also he is one of 3 adults in the room when it comes to the Trump clown show.

All of the adults in the room want us in a war in Afghanistan forever and Iran next year. Even the adults in the room are insane.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

sharknado slashfic posted:

Huh, I thought it was just someone trolling in the hurricane stream chat.

Nope, figured those were two big pieces of news.

But the hurricane is a Category 4 now. Texas gonna be hosed for a while.

https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/901217876526419969

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Kawasaki Nun posted:

gently caress whatever shitpit you're from dumbass. That Atlantian city has more culture and vibrancy contained in it's sewers than your whole state.

And Alabama spent their Katrina money on building a visitor center instead of rebuilding low income housing so who gives a gently caress about them.

Go gently caress yourself.

New Orleans is a poo poo hole and should be under water.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

facialimpediment posted:

Nope, figured those were two big pieces of news.

But the hurricane is a Category 4 now. Texas gonna be hosed for a while.

https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/901217876526419969

They can tie themselves to all the Confederate monuments

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Harvey just got upgraded to a Category 4.




gently caress

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
"[literally any city/state/town on the face of the galaxy] is horrible."

-someone that you shouldn't take serious

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

god dammit cat 4

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Genocide Tendency posted:

Go gently caress yourself.

New Orleans is a poo poo hole and should be under water.

name is fitting.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
So who do you need to talk to to buy water damaged salvage machinery from Texas. I could use some CNC mills to repair and use.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

livestream from TX coast, GBS hurricane thread is p. good too

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OyKAroWmkoGb?q=hurricane

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


shame on an IGA posted:

livestream from TX coast, GBS hurricane thread is p. good too

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OyKAroWmkoGb?q=hurricane

This is a good feed as long as you mute it.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Genocide Tendency posted:

Go gently caress yourself.

New Orleans is a poo poo hole and should be under water.

Get a loving clue and maybe wait for the natural disaster to pass before playing the role of edgelord. Some of us have friends and family whose lives and livlihoods are at risk you loving muppet

Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Aug 26, 2017

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Kawasaki Nun posted:

gently caress whatever shitpit you're from dumbass. That Atlantian city has more culture and vibrancy contained in it's sewers than your whole state.

And Alabama spent their Katrina money on building a visitor center instead of rebuilding low income housing so who gives a gently caress about them.

:hfive:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Pacific Command says that the Norks fired off THREE ballistic missiles, short-range. Two failed in flight, the other one failed almost immediately after launch. Odd.

https://twitter.com/adegrandpre/status/901225892537651201

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Kawasaki Nun posted:

Get a loving clue and maybe wait for the natural disaster to pass before playing the role of edgelord. Some of us have friends and family whose lives and livlihoods are at risk you loving muppet

Katrina hit in 2005. A few days short of 12 years ago. But keep being a crybaby bitch.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Genocide Tendency posted:

Katrina hit in 2005. A few days short of 12 years ago. But keep being a crybaby bitch.

Says the guy so butt hurt about it that he wants to publicly display how much he loves to piss on graves.

Truly, the people not calling for the death of an entire city are the real upset people.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Genocide Tendency posted:

Katrina hit in 2005. A few days short of 12 years ago. But keep being a crybaby bitch.

Stop signing your posts

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Nope, figured those were two big pieces of news.

But the hurricane is a Category 4 now. Texas gonna be hosed for a while.

https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/901217876526419969

Probably the gays fault. So god punished his most faithful statue.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Best Korea launched another missile, this one 155 miles: https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/901210991618293764

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/901212523034103808

Transgender ban signed. Effective date is March 2018, Mattis has wide latitude and can probably kill/delay it/let it die to lawsuits. https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/901210443745820672

I have to say I'm a fan of the phrasing "the sea between Korea and Japan"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
:siren: DONALD TRUMP JUST PARDONED JOE ARPAIO :siren:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/901233347971731457

:siren: NOT JOKING :siren:

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
gently caress that piece of poo poo. I hope his loving dick rots off.

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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol nothing matters arpaio got pardoned fascists walk the streets and the government only cares about shutting down trump protestors


wonder if harvey gets to be our reichstag fire

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