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EmesiS
Feb 5, 2016

MedicineHut posted:

Want to see this. Link plz?

e: tax



https://clips.twitch.tv/MagnificentAthleticJaguarPraiseIt

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Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

For me it was this sequence of events:


BYE MOON!: https://clips.twitch.tv/HorribleThankfulElkBrainSlug
STAR CITIZEN IS NOT RESPONDING: https://clips.twitch.tv/StormyObservantBeeM4xHeh
PUT HER DOWN: https://clips.twitch.tv/WittyRichOrangeBloodTrail

As a bonus, here's Chris yelling not to show the loading screen: https://clips.twitch.tv/SoftDeterminedRaisinPupper

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



Best part of the stream was the Stimpire quotes voiceover in Discord.

When entering the crashed ship:"...and cooking a grotesque meal."

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
uncle derek is having a very interesting technical chat about why fart shitizen is impossible as pitched. i hope someone records it for normies

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
So no 3.0 and no face tracking in 3.0

So all this was was one npc that didn't show up half the time telling people to go get a box then the people pretending to get the box and pretending to fight fake pirates and the pretend rescue people crushing their rover and losing the box in question then pretending they still had the box and fake fighting a big pretend pirate ship that blew up itself to create the illusion that this was a real fight

people spend tens of thousands on this thing.....

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Berious posted:

uncle derek is having a very interesting technical chat about why fart shitizen is impossible as pitched. i hope someone records it for normies

Link you savage

Mangoose
Dec 11, 2007

Come out with your pants down!

WarpDogs posted:



who are these people

Didn't they show them right near the end? They were in a basement

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Boxturret posted:

So no 3.0 and no face tracking in 3.0
No VoIP in 3.0 either. That's a 3.1 feature.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Toops posted:

Link you savage

https://discordapp.com/invite/rQMpMYG

join derek smart was right voice chat

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
my fav part is when they had to speedrun through all the excruciatingly boring first part of the demo again after it crashed and how it turned out that all the awful fake banter between the players was scripted as it played again

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Derek is jizzing himself into a coma right now.


I still think you're a dick derek but I hope you enjoyed that shitfuck of a presentation.

His post presentation analysis on discord was genuinely good, and way less told you so than you'd imagine

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

That's the MAGIC happening :toot:

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Golli posted:

Best part of the stream was the Stimpire quotes voiceover in Discord.

When entering the crashed ship:"...and cooking a grotesque meal."

It was a pleasure :drac:

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



College Slice
Anyone who can make twitch-clips (or whatever they're called) of the worst bits will be an internet hero. I've scanned through and caught some flop sweat and that hosed-up ramp bullshit but not much else truly amazing.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
now imagine cig doing this instead:

Showing a player going to a cargo terminal/vendor, buying a few units of cargo. Going to landingpad, seeing that ship cargo bay now has several containers in it. Flying to another station, going to cargo terminal there and selling the cargo. Going back to ship to see cargo hold now being emtpy.

That's it. This would have boosted consumer confidence in the project by several times over.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


Crash

rollback.bat


:lol:

Terebus
Feb 17, 2007

Pillbug
I believe the biggest issue here is that the Gamescom Demo 2016 was so impressive and groundbreaking that they still haven't been able to even release that to a live build.
If the Gamescom Demo 2017 was all I had ever seen by CIG / SC it would really be imprresive (plus minus the bugs and crashes). With FOIP and VOIP even my girlfriend got goosebumps, and up until the first crash after the QT we were both really mindblown.!

TL;DR The problem is that the 2016 Demo was too groundbreaking

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Zlodo posted:

my fav part is when they had to speedrun through all the excruciatingly boring first part of the demo again after it crashed and how it turned out that all the awful fake banter between the players was scripted as it played again

EVERYTHING was scripted. the commandos had to choose the same space romper suit, grab the same space gun, use the same space elevator.

It's a potemkin game

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Literally everything in that was fake and scripted but because i guess because it crashed once it's so much better than what ubisoft does

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Extremely disappointed there was no worm, only a worm joke.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Zlodo posted:

my fav part is when they had to speedrun through all the excruciatingly boring first part of the demo again after it crashed and how it turned out that all the awful fake banter between the players was scripted as it played again

I gotta say, either this or Crobblers making GBS threads on madcatz while shilling literally only a rebranded webcam have to be it for me, although the funny faces and stereo sound that they never ever fixed came close too.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

:saddowns:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
I think lowtax won't be buying more ships

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


lol

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

jBrereton posted:

I was not there for that, please link me a clip which inevitably exists

The crash sequence with some CR meltdown is these three clips:

BYE MOON!: https://clips.twitch.tv/HorribleThankfulElkBrainSlug
STAR CITIZEN IS NOT RESPONDING: https://clips.twitch.tv/StormyObservantBeeM4xHeh
PUT HER DOWN: https://clips.twitch.tv/WittyRichOrangeBloodTrail

As a bonus, here's Chris yelling not to show the loading screen: https://clips.twitch.tv/SoftDeterminedRaisinPupper

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
or imagine this five minute demo:

player flies ship to asteroid in belt, shoots mining laser at it, chunks fall off and are scooped up by arm on ship. ore appears in inventory

a sane person would have made this demo

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Boxturret posted:

Literally everything in that was fake and scripted but because i guess because it crashed once it's so much better than what ubisoft does

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006




:eyepop:

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009


I managed to get a !parp in without being rumbled.

hottubrhymemachine
May 24, 2006

Connie is death process
Can I just say that I'm having some health problems at the moment that mean I haven't been able to do much for a while but watching the presentation PiP while reading this thread has been amazing. It was worse than I think really any of us expected. Lol

Aurra
Feb 3, 2006

I've been playing Quake Champions lately, which has its fair share of technical issues.

After watching today's train wreck I think I can cut Bethesda some slack because it could always be worse.

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
When the pilot's game crashed they couldn't take control of the ship or have the pilot log back in for 15 minutes. On a local server they have full control of including all sorts of admin options. Ready for prime time.

Edit tax, this was last year a few days after getting my new dog:

kilus aof fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Aug 26, 2017

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
if you want a vision of the future, imagine two idrii noclipping into each other at 8 fps forever

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kilus aof posted:

When the pilot's game crashed they couldn't take control of the ship or have the pilot log back in for 15 minutes. On a local server they have full control of including all sorts of admin options. Ready for prime time.

This is the future of PC gaming

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Spuckuk posted:

His post presentation analysis on discord was genuinely good, and way less told you so than you'd imagine

I do hope he feels good,i'd say he's earned it.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

kilus aof posted:

When the pilot's game crashed they couldn't take control of the ship or have the pilot log back in for 15 minutes. On a local server they have full control of including all sorts of admin options. Ready for prime time.

persistence is in!

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Erenthal posted:

if you want a vision of the future, imagine two idrii noclipping into each other at 8 fps forever

Jank Citizen: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyViscousLocustBleedPurple

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



that presentation was loving horrible, the zealots are in loving disarray waiting for the new follower narrative to crystallize

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?
everytime im playing WOW and my game crashes i have to call blizzard and ask them to reset the server

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Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

BurtLington posted:

Highlight of the stream was him shutting on Mad Katz. Very professional GG close

Chris making GBS threads on MadCatz: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmericanMoldyLatteYouWHY

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