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hottubrhymemachine posted:Can I just say that I'm having some health problems at the moment that mean I haven't been able to do much for a while but watching the presentation PiP while reading this thread has been amazing. It was worse than I think really any of us expected. Lol I'm sorry about your health problems but I am glad you enjoyed this moment in video game failure history.
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Toops posted:Chris making GBS threads on MadCatz: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmericanMoldyLatteYouWHY what a shitbag
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quote:Have you worked on a large project at a major corporation before? Have you ever seen the timetables on major construction projects? This was a reply in reference to how it's loving ridiculous that they continually put out 'best case possible' timetables and achievables and made up gantt charts. Apparently every PM always assumes the best and then when things go wrong will continue to assume the best, with absolutely no lead times or flex or slack or anything but perfection assumption.
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neonbregna posted:What if the webcam is on my swollen nuts with a face drawn on them? To be honest, it would probably work just as well. It's kind of a neat technology, but the implementation sucked. The characters looked like muppets.
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Erenthal posted:if you want a vision of the future, imagine two idrii noclipping into each other at 8 fps forever time to rub now?
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Toops posted:Chris making GBS threads on MadCatz: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmericanMoldyLatteYouWHY "We choose our partners better now" Isn't every previous CIG partner out of business or close to it?
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Erenthal posted:if you want a vision of the future, imagine two idrii noclipping into each other at 8 fps forever ))<>((
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Natron posted:To be honest, it would probably work just as well. It's kind of a neat technology, but the implementation sucked. The characters looked like muppets. How often are you going to be face to face with another player? Less than 1% of the time? And most of that with a helmet on. It's the wrong game to put it in. It is a total waste of development resources, server resources and client bandwidth. It would be really fun in some sort of face to face social game.
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Derek: I'm going to put Chris Roberts in jail!
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kilus aof posted:How often are you going to be face to face with another player? Less than 1% of the time? And most of that with a helmet on. It's the wrong game to put it in. It is a total waste of development resources, server resources and client bandwidth. It would be really fun in some sort of face to face social game. Or for making some really weird machinima. Ser Davos Seaworth as "the Tickler"
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kilus aof posted:How often are you going to be face to face with another player? Less than 1% of the time? And most of that with a helmet on. It's the wrong game to put it in. It is a total waste of development resources, server resources and client bandwidth. It would be really fun in some sort of face to face social game. It's A Thing in a bunch of social VR games so I bet croberts saw an article for one and said "poo poo we have to have that"
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The last thing I need is my gurning grimacing gargoyle like face being replicated in a game
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I think my favorite part was us rooting for the game to crash, yet realizing deep down inside we really didn't want to watch that part a 3rd time.
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:It's A Thing in a bunch of social VR games so I bet croberts saw an article for one and said "poo poo we have to have that" "How can we do this VR thing but revolutionise it by making it impossible to do, but only impossibe in VR? - I bet no one has thought of THAT before!"
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A citizen told me they currently have planets in game that take a week to fly around I think I watched the wrong stream
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I'm fascinated to learn what this RSI Webcam will cost. Faceware's website is still down, but in looking at cached pages it appears they only sell very high end products - as in, the cheapest hardware is a desktop GoPro setup for $2,000. now presumably the webcam will be using much cheaper parts than a typical GoPro and will be priced accordingly, but still, I think this thing could be $200+
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I was at a wedding today so i missed the gamescom presentation; anyone mind summarising wtf happened? I don't think i can slog through 3,000 posts.
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Latin Pheonix posted:I was at a wedding today so i missed the gamescom presentation; anyone mind summarising wtf happened? I don't think i can slog through 3,000 posts. It was really good
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Latin Pheonix posted:I was at a wedding today so i missed the gamescom presentation; anyone mind summarising wtf happened? I don't think i can slog through 3,000 posts. The game crashed and then a ramp destroyed the first space transsexual
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Latin Pheonix posted:I was at a wedding today so i missed the gamescom presentation; anyone mind summarising wtf happened? I don't think i can slog through 3,000 posts. I don't even think its possible to summarize all the LOLs that happened.
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Latin Pheonix posted:I was at a wedding today so i missed the gamescom presentation; anyone mind summarising wtf happened? I don't think i can slog through 3,000 posts. Picture the 2016 presentation but with more FIDELITY, some facial capture technology for gamerz and exponential higher levels of jank
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IrvingWashington posted:The game crashed and then a ramp destroyed the first space transsexual Holy poo poo how can this be an accurate statement? But here we are.
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Latin Pheonix posted:I was at a wedding today so i missed the gamescom presentation; anyone mind summarising wtf happened? I don't think i can slog through 3,000 posts. derek smart was right
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Like seriously, think of the most janky piece of poo poo you can imagine and elevated by 100. You'll still fall short it cannot be explained, only experienced
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Latin Pheonix posted:I was at a wedding today so i missed the gamescom presentation; anyone mind summarising wtf happened? I don't think i can slog through 3,000 posts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBQyksGkGKA
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Golli posted:Or for making some really weird machinima. Yeah the believers i was watching were all talking about how this would be so great for their youtube roleplay videos
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peter gabriel posted:Holy poo poo how can this be an accurate statement? This makes me feel so much better about integrating with multiple janky uk gov web services. I've still never seen any CIG devs on the train around Manchester though; I'm worried they never get to go home 
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Erenthal posted:I just wonder who roped Faceware into this stinking abbatoir of failures since they at least seems to be a competent company making actual working software I'd sell CIG a licence, why not. If even they can integrate your stuff succssfly that's a pretty good advert
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WarpDogs posted:I'm fascinated to learn what this RSI Webcam will cost. Faceware's website is still down, but in looking at cached pages it appears they only sell very high end products - as in, the cheapest hardware is a desktop GoPro setup for $2,000. The PS4 camera has two cameras pushing (at minimum) 720p60 and four microphones for 40 pounds. I cannot speak to how much extra a high resolution glass lens adds on though, because up to now cameras have used pretty low resolution glass.
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