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Laserpig posted:

Look, I'm out of this thread, but before I go please allow me to make something clear.

Personally, I live and let live. If I lived in a loving war zone on the other side of the world under the boot of savage dictators and 19/25 of my family had already been bombed into the next life - and then I find out they're eating fresh plump strawberries glazed with melted chocolate after a 16oz medium-rare fillet steak... I'd give a testicle to get here too.

I don't blame the Asylum Seekers/Immigrants/Economic Migrants/Refugees or whatever the gently caress they are, I blame the elitist leaders of the EU and their evil, incomprehensible master plan to allow millions upon millions of unchecked people come flooding into Europe - who bring with them incompatible cultures and values, rape and terror statistics in Europe have loving sky rocketed since the African and Syrian "refugee crisis" and if you're going to ignore that, blame it on coincidence, or suggest that it's racism to discuss objective facts then god forbid your wake up call is for you or one of your close loved-ones becoming a victim to this.

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Laserpig posted:

Look, I'm out of this thread, but before I go please allow me to make something clear.

Personally, I live and let live. If I lived in a loving war zone on the other side of the world under the boot of savage dictators and 19/25 of my family had already been bombed into the next life - and then I find out they're eating fresh plump strawberries glazed with melted chocolate after a 16oz medium-rare fillet steak... I'd give a testicle to get here too.

I don't blame the Asylum Seekers/Immigrants/Economic Migrants/Refugees or whatever the gently caress they are, I blame the elitist leaders of the EU and their evil, incomprehensible master plan to allow millions upon millions of unchecked people come flooding into Europe - who bring with them incompatible cultures and values, rape and terror statistics in Europe have loving sky rocketed since the African and Syrian "refugee crisis" and if you're going to ignore that, blame it on coincidence, or suggest that it's racism to discuss objective facts then god forbid your wake up call is for you or one of your close loved-ones becoming a victim to this.

gently caress off, you piece of poo poo fascist. Your ideology is the cancer that is the cause of genocides all over the world. I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight as you realize that your precious white race is being diluted and that there's nothing you can do about it.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 04:04

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Nebalebadingdong posted:

you better get to procreating, you got a lot of catching up to do

This is the best way of telling someone to "gently caress off!" that I've seen in quite some time.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 04:28

Orange Devil: Oct 1, 2010; Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Laserpig posted:

There's no better/constructive way to put this: can you not see how loving utterly braindead retarded you are to suggest that speaking objectively about a particular ethnic group - is racism?

The world has borders, countries are recognised entities, nationality exists as do native populations, this is not loving racism this is simple reality/life/earth.
You live in your home, a crab lives in a shell, and Europeans live in Europe, I know... shocking right?

When you personally open your own front door to a so-called asylum seeker and allow them to live in your house for free, pay for their expenses, feed them and eventually give them a house of their own - then you'll have the right to speak to Europe as a collective and suggest they do the same with their lands.

Blood and Lands, eh?

# ? Aug 11, 2017 07:25

Ultramega: Jul 9, 2004

Laserpig posted:

Look, I'm out of this thread, but before I go please allow me to make something clear.

Personally, I live and let live. If I lived in a loving war zone on the other side of the world under the boot of savage dictators and 19/25 of my family had already been bombed into the next life - and then I find out they're eating fresh plump strawberries glazed with melted chocolate after a 16oz medium-rare fillet steak... I'd give a testicle to get here too.

I don't blame the Asylum Seekers/Immigrants/Economic Migrants/Refugees or whatever the gently caress they are, I blame the elitist leaders of the EU and their evil, incomprehensible master plan to allow millions upon millions of unchecked people come flooding into Europe - who bring with them incompatible cultures and values, rape and terror statistics in Europe have loving sky rocketed since the African and Syrian "refugee crisis" and if you're going to ignore that, blame it on coincidence, or suggest that it's racism to discuss objective facts then god forbid your wake up call is for you or one of your close loved-ones becoming a victim to this.

blah blah blah don't let the door hit you bitch

# ? Aug 12, 2017 05:18

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Man he left before I could post all the actual evidence and polls about how Israel is literally as popular as Iran and North Korea to Europeans. Oh well.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 05:33

Disinterested: Jun 29, 2011; You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Israel is not popular in Europe.

Evidence: I'm from there. Also there are polls and poo poo.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 06:02

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Oh, wow. Laserpig has decided that I/P isn't bad enough, so they're illegally migrating Europol in, as well. :smith:

# ? Aug 12, 2017 08:10

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

Now we're at the point that actual racism posting only gets 30 days?

# ? Aug 13, 2017 10:54

Friendly Factory: Apr 19, 2007; I can't stand the wailing of women

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Friendly Factory fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Jun 4, 2018

# ? Aug 13, 2017 20:26

Lady Morgaga: Aug 27, 2012; by Smythe

dont even fink about it posted:

Now we're at the point that actual racism posting only gets 30 days?

Antisemitism gets no days and actually supported. So consider it a kind of progress.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 21:52

Autism Sneaks: Nov 21, 2016

e: gently caress off Morgana you Zionist bootlicker poo poo

Laserpig posted:

Look, I'm out of this thread, but before I go please allow me to make something clear.

since they said they were leaving the thread twice is that like double Jeopardy?

# ? Aug 13, 2017 22:09

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Lady Morgaga posted:

Antisemitism gets no days and actually supported. So consider it a kind of progress.

Why don't you post some and we can test this theory

# ? Aug 13, 2017 22:16

Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, wow. Laserpig has decided that I/P isn't bad enough, so they're illegally migrating Europol in, as well.

The funny thing is that he follows his defense of Israel with a long screed about how terrible it is that European natives are being replaced* by foreigners. Clearly there's something other than merely being foreigners that bothers him...I wonder what it might be...

*If we redefine "replaced" as "increasing the number of a sub-population without actually, you know, replacing anyone

# ? Aug 13, 2017 22:35

Disinterested: Jun 29, 2011; You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

The most antisemitic people on the forum are the crowd of Non-Jewish, non-Israeli posters who advocate Israel pursuing policies that savagely harm its long term interests: the continuation of ethnic cleansing in Palestine.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 22:47

Lady Morgaga: Aug 27, 2012; by Smythe

IDK It seems that poster that claims that Jews, excuse me, Zionists orchestrated Holocaust and made Arab world turn itself into Judenrein is very antisemitic. But I agree some might think that not advocating that Israel commits national suicide is antisemitic as well.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:08

Cugel the Clever: Apr 5, 2009; I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Lady Morgaga posted:

IDK It seems that poster that claims that Jews, excuse me, Zionists orchestrated Holocaust and made Arab world turn itself into Judenrein is very antisemitic. But I agree some might think that not advocating that Israel commits national suicide is antisemitic as well.

Do you have some weird form of schizophrenia where the voices in your head manifest as hallucinated posts on these forums or are you just full of poo poo? Feel free to cite anyone in this thread saying what you claim they are saying.

Or just keep crying anti-Semitism to stifle criticism of the occupation. That'll surely advance your cause.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 01:03

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

There are a lot of really perniciously antisemetic people who slander Israel's good name and the Israeli people as a whole by full-throatedly leaping to its defense to deny every single bad thing it does. It's an ideology that reduces Israelis to inhuman robots that only serve as rhetorical buttresses for a clash-of-civilizations narrative and it's super, super gross.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:24

Cugel the Clever: Apr 5, 2009; I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Bibi's son agrees with Trump that literal Nazis aren't such a big deal and the real problem is those dastardly left-wingers:

quote:

Yair Netanyahu, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's 26-year-old son, posted on Facebook that he is more concerned with far-left "thugs" rather than neo-Nazi "scum," arguing that "the latter belong to the past."

"I'm a Jew, I'm an Israeli, the neo nazis scums in Virginia hate me and my country. But they belong to the past. Their breed is dying out," Netanyahu wrote on his personal, private Facebook page.

"However, the thugs of Antifa and BLM who hate my country (and America too in my view) just as much are getting stronger and stronger and becoming super dominant in American universities and public life."

# ? Aug 16, 2017 18:00

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

I got to love the Israeli alliance with the worst anti-semites on this planet because at this moment they happen to hate Muslims a bit more.

# ? Aug 16, 2017 20:11

Miftan: Mar 31, 2012; Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Dani Kushmaru interviewed Richard Spencer and spencer actually said he's a zionist but for white people instead of Jews and that Jews more than anyone should understand and respect his movement.

# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:03

Autism Sneaks: Nov 21, 2016

Miftan posted:

Dani Kushmaru interviewed Richard Spencer and spencer actually said he's a zionist but for white people instead of Jews and that Jews more than anyone should understand and respect his movement.

did anyone point out to Spencer that's what Europe is

# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:10

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Cugel the Clever posted:

Bibi's son agrees with Trump that literal Nazis aren't such a big deal and the real problem is those dastardly left-wingers:

This is the least surprising thing I've ever read

# ? Aug 17, 2017 17:21

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

Autism Sneaks posted:

did anyone point out to Spencer that's what Europe is

He'd agree with you, because he thinks it's under siege by perfidious Mussulmen just as Israel is.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 17:40

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

It can't be zionism if you don't get rid of the natives first, so "zionism for white people" would rather be Australia or North America.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 18:43

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

Israel destroys Palestinian classrooms ahead of first day of school

Came across this and just sighed.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 01:14

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

yeah, I just don't see how anyone can defend that poo poo

# ? Aug 25, 2017 01:19

Yardbomb: Jul 11, 2011; What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

starkebn posted:

yeah, I just don't see how anyone can defend that poo poo

Hamas was totally in there, not the actual guys no, but the frightful spectre of radical islam. It was all they could do to spare those poor children obviously.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:03

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

R. Mute posted:

Israel destroys Palestinian classrooms ahead of first day of school

Came across this and just sighed.

I honestly don't understand why Israel tries to justify stuff like this.

There's a well accepted concept in most countries called "castle doctrine" or "stand your ground" that states you can kill trespassers on your land. They should be thankful those kids were restrained and used the minimum force, it's like complaining it was excessive for a guy with a shotgun to hit you in the head with a bat when you climb in his window.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:14

Miftan: Mar 31, 2012; Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Except this is more like Israel coming into his house and then shooting him in the face.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:52

Orange Devil: Oct 1, 2010; Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

R. Mute posted:

Israel destroys Palestinian classrooms ahead of first day of school

Came across this and just sighed.

I think it'd be more productive if we stopped donating schools and solar panels to Palestinian villages and instead started donating bombs to Israeli city centers.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 08:07

Ultramega: Jul 9, 2004

the USA already does this.

# ? Aug 26, 2017 00:41

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

Orange Devil posted:

I think it'd be more productive if we stopped donating schools and solar panels to Palestinian villages and instead started donating bombs to Israeli city centers.

Or, y'know, stop with the feel good bullshit of throwing breadcrumbs and actually making a diplomatic and economic effort to get concessions from Israel.

But you know.

# ? Aug 26, 2017 00:48

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Can't post for 17 hours!

maskenfreiheit posted:

I honestly don't understand why Israel tries to justify stuff like this.

There's a well accepted concept in most countries called "castle doctrine" or "stand your ground" that states you can kill trespassers on your land. They should be thankful those kids were restrained and used the minimum force, it's like complaining it was excessive for a guy with a shotgun to hit you in the head with a bat when you climb in his window.

Is it really most countries?

# ? Aug 26, 2017 00:59

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Is it really most countries?

civilized ones.

end of the day, trespassers get shot. that's not terrorism, it's self defense

# ? Aug 26, 2017 01:14

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Is it really most countries?

No. It's only Anglo-Saxon countries (USA, Canada, Australia, UK), axis powers (Italy, Germany), and Israel.

# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:21

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

I'm hoping for a Supervillain to take over the region with his robot army. Somehow, living under the iron fist of Space Lord Thunder will see less senseless violence.

# ? Aug 26, 2017 05:01

Orange Devil: Oct 1, 2010; Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

R. Mute posted:

Or, y'know, stop with the feel good bullshit of throwing breadcrumbs and actually making a diplomatic and economic effort to get concessions from Israel.

But you know.

I don't even know what hope feels like anymore.

# ? Aug 26, 2017 10:50

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Sadly we now need to deal with North Korea's bullshit because Israel taught everyone once you have nukes everyone ignores your rampant human rights issues because an invasion would be too costly

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

maskenfreiheit posted:

Sadly we now need to deal with North Korea's bullshit because Israel taught everyone once you have nukes everyone ignores your rampant human rights issues because an invasion would be too costly

Sure, yeah, Israel invented that, right. That's not literally what getting nukes was all about since the US showed that they were real and terrifying.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:44

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