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So how long till the new "Road to GamesCom" - game developing is hard u guyz, we are totally trying pleaze send more bux kthxbye.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 01:56 |
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AbstractNapper posted:So how long till the new "Road to GamesCom" - game developing is hard u guyz, we are totally trying pleaze send more bux kthxbye. Burn Down to CitizenCon
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 01:58 |
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The opening 600i commercial was great when it looked like they were unveiling a shiny plastic coffin. As for the main demo, beyond the crashes and ramp kill, the black guy all of a sudden speaking with the young asian woman's voice was pretty out there. Then they tried to sell a webcam for their face tech stuff. There aren't really highlights. The whole thing was baffling.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:01 |
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XK posted:The opening 600i commercial was great when it looked like they were unveiling a shiny plastic coffin. As for the main demo, beyond the crashes and ramp kill, the black guy all of a sudden speaking with the young asian woman's voice was pretty out there. Then they tried to sell a webcam for their face tech stuff. You just watch it and it's just confusing. Why? Why would you not get a refund at this point? It's a loving mess that comes off the loving tracks at the instant of a really easy to replicate physics conflict. It's almost as if MMOs have super limited physics engines for a reason...
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:02 |
Chris Roberts is actually Andy Kaufman and this is his greatest performance yet
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:05 |
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milk milk lemonade posted:Chris Roberts is actually Andy Kaufman and this is his greatest performance yet this actually makes the most sense, not even joking.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:07 |
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WarpDogs posted:Here's my attempt at a summary You left out that the box was invisible to the person that picked it up. So they tried to not show his view at all. And he carried the invisible box all the way back to the Not-Mako.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:09 |
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peter gabriel posted:Welp I can say hand on heart I had more fun having bits of my skull chiseled off Would you recommend it? Asking for a freind.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:11 |
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XK posted:I have some really bad news to report to you guys. I fear the game might be bad. It's possible Chris Roberts made the bad game. Wait wait wait... Star Citizen is bad?
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:11 |
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:13 |
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Bumbler posted:Finishing on a high note: I now want to hear that violin music transposed on all sorts of other random fail videos. I would also love see a remix of the best parts of this presentation with the parp horn.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:13 |
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Oh also when one of the not Wing Commander Movie ships landed on deck and was flat on the floor so the next guy in stared at the ceiling of the hangar as a clever ruse to not draw any attention to it
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:15 |
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The space landscaping was on point, though.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:18 |
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My response to today's GC2017 presentation
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:19 |
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Enot posted:The space landscaping was on point, though. No it was hosed up. Like impressively hosed up with bizarre spikes shooting around of the ground
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:19 |
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drat Dirty Ape posted:I now want to hear that violin music transposed on all sorts of other random fail videos. I wonder if that famous composer CIG hired came up with all this.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:22 |
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Did they specifically say what their game changer was? Was it the face thing? It was the face thing wasn't it?
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:22 |
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Guys, 5 loving years they've been working on that god drat npc in that bar. And the first thing they had him do is have you get his lunchbox. People have spent Thousands of dollars on this. They are proud of it.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:24 |
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Taintrunner posted:No it was hosed up. Like impressively hosed up with bizarre spikes shooting around of the ground I think today's stream may have broken your irony detector. Try turning it off and back on every 15 minutes until symptoms subsume.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:24 |
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Thoatse posted:I think today's stream may have broken your irony detector. Try turning it off and back on every 15 minutes until symptoms subsume. Ah, whoops I was just exhausted by the end of it, blown away that it was THAT BAD. Literally *nothing* worked like it should.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:26 |
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Taintrunner posted:Why would you not get a refund at this point? Well... Taintrunner posted:It's a loving mess that comes off the loving tracks at the instant of a really easy to replicate physics conflict. This is pretty much it
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:26 |
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eat your heart out Mass Effect *drops mic* https://clips.twitch.tv/BombasticColorfulShrewUnSane
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:27 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:I wonder if that famous composer CIG hired came up with all this. I almost feel bad for him just being associated with this train wreck, but the dramatic tension building of the violins at inappropriate times makes me giggle.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:27 |
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I for one can't wait until they show how much progress they have made on the Miles Eckhart mission in gamescon 2018. Can you imagine all the new features it'll have then?
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:28 |
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Hopefully concerts and sporting events takes a page out CIG's playbook. Let's open the doors to the venue when the event is suppose to start and have announcers talk about the weather for an hour.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:29 |
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Those quick takes of the player grinning like an idiot are fantastic.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:30 |
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milk milk lemonade posted:Chris Roberts is actually Andy Kaufman and this is his greatest performance yet I want to live in that reality
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:31 |
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Bumbler posted:eat your heart out Mass Effect *drops mic* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfOMjpBWK_s&t=1543s (I loved the Tunnel by the way).
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:31 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Hopefully concerts and sporting events takes a page out CIG's playbook. Lol I forgot about that. Brian just having an out of body experience while a hobo and his junky friend try and work him through it so they can get his money when nobody is looking.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:32 |
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AP posted:50 pages I'm not going to read, someone got a summary? You need the them song to 'soap' to appreciate, but the presentation started an hour late after vamping from Lando and a visibly impaired Chambers who appeared to Be Over This poo poo. They rolled out some commercials including a bright shiny for the 600i. They dog and ponied with a scripted excahnged that spent rather a lot of time promoting their new feature, which is factracking - which approximates the expression of the person playing with the avatar to *hilarious* results; somewhat highlighted by meshing a small chinese girl onto a black avatar. They also wanted to show us the new mobiglas, the pipboy with the cascading menu system from hell. And future people have a BPM that rarely wavers from 54. They move through, dressing the avatar. - menus - going to a shop and randomly choosing the bfgnocopyright - menus - and then changing into their space suits and picking up an ursa - via menus. I mean, there was some button pressing technology. Oh yeah, Eckhart got a new coat, but he gives you the mission via menus. So they roll out in the ursa, some cute back and forth about the driving, external angle to show off the base, roll up to a ship, and roll aboard. Bit of dicking around with loading the ursa, but soon it's up, up and away, into speesss, and lighting the quantum drive, travelling to a planet....and it crashes. There's a tense few minutes where a visibly rattled Roberts wanders around talking on a different system before they restart the system. Then they start to run through the script again, both starting off in their wank pods, doing in another ten mintues what they'd actually done in the previous forty-five, but as actual people would do it, cutting all the corners they can. They finally get to the planet, drive to the crashed idris and pick up the black box, or rather, one charactr had empty hands, the other saw a box...notobly no fps section...they get surprise jumped by some fighters and have to call for support. This is where it starts getting more janky, and bearing in mind this was solid high school play up until this point; some triggers took awkwardly long to process. The landing of the Idris was meant to be stately, but made it look like a ballon. Driving the ursa onto the ramp caused a geometry fail that meant it exploded and the wheels fell off, which they attempted to brave through before respawning in the final section, two Idris' and fighter support. Rather than being a battle between heavyweights, it was literally embarrassing how quickly the ships fell apart. They even had another go at it that failed to really highlight the presumed majesty of a space battle into pew pew noises and TTK. The clips should be coming, but i poo poo you not, things could not have gone more wrong. They've spent time on producing bullshit that wasn't really asked for. Oh, and they're branding a webcam.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:35 |
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biglads posted:Santaball will be Chris's big reveal Entirely seriously, this could be a good thing if they had the capability. Release SATAball or sataball or whateverthefuck it's called. Make it drat GOOD...then sell it as a separate module for 15/20 bux. Add cosmetic microtransactions, use the good ol' crate and key system. Of course you'd give it to the backers for free, with a message like "We were holding back on this until the rest was ready but given it's taken so long we decided to go ahead and release it. Keep pledging pls." It would give the streamers something to play in between STER cITiZn gameplay, and people would love that poo poo if it was good. gently caress, I'm going to go make 3d space rocket league right now. BRB. Two weeks.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:35 |
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Haha, as usual, all the super-shills are completely silent right now, since they know people are angry at this moment. But by tomorrow they'll have all the loving talking points ready for deployment.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:37 |
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:37 |
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Codependent Poster posted:You left out that the box was invisible to the person that picked it up. So they tried to not show his view at all. And he carried the invisible box all the way back to the Not-Mako. And a vodka and soda. Rum and coke is for commies and gays.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:38 |
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Mne nravitsya posted:Yes. A bunch of us are actively watching this, and it is being discussed across quite a few studios. Especially when it's known that Croberts came to our door and a few other big publishers doors trying to pitch this game years ago, and we all said: No. So, he was forced to change his narrative to "I don't need a publisher!" and crowdfunded the unoriginal idea of a spiritual successor to Wing Commander. Believe me: He wanted a publisher. And more so, then he would ever publicly admit: He wishes he had a publisher right now, because he's in a very bad way. No one is going to hand him a 2 million dollar check this time, to get out of jail free and walk away from this game while keeping the false narrative (that he genuinely believes in his head) that "it was all the publishers fault for why my vision did not come out right on last game". He's in it until the very end with no life raft, and it will be a slow and painful collapse.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:42 |
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2k new posts' so i take it nothing good happened and Star citizen 3.0 Jesus Patch blew everyone away and were all buying back in ?
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:43 |
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discord voice chat during this shitshow was magical
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:45 |
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3.0 Jesus Patch posted:2k new posts' so i take it nothing good happened and Star citizen 3.0 Jesus Patch blew everyone away and were all buying back in ? yea we got showed hard snd we had to talk derek down from cancelling his blog
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:45 |
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3.0 Jesus Patch posted:2k new posts' so i take it nothing good happened and Star citizen 3.0 Jesus Patch blew everyone away and were all buying back in ? we're all buying capital ships and smashing them into each other now in order to overload the servers and bring about the end of pc gaming
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 02:46 |
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Solarin posted:discord voice chat during this shitshow was magical Hell yes it was. Today was a great day off.
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