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I have never understood why people think suprise parties are a good idea.
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Surprise parties are as dumb as shitheels who use the word 'adult' as a verb and I'm sure there's a correlation there.
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Aug 25, 2017 17:36
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I got thrown a surprise party once. It was a surprise brunch and, oddly enough, I didn't really take to suddenly having to entertain a bunch of my friends without being able to mentally prepare for it before I'd even had my coffee yet. I have not had any surprise parties since then.
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Aug 25, 2017 17:43
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loquacius posted:Speaking as a 30-year-old, 30 feels really loving old when you're 29 i'm 29 and don't give a poo poo
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Aug 25, 2017 17:49
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I'll be 30 in September. I can't wait. I'm gonna go from the oldest twenty-something to the youngest thirty-something.
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Aug 25, 2017 18:21
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One thing I learned with the years is that you can always lie about your age, to others - to yourself, it's not difficult at all!
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Aug 25, 2017 18:25
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Yeah, I remember when I could still get it up.
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Aug 25, 2017 18:25
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Who celebrates birthdays anymore? Just be a normal adult, like me, yeah i eat rear end, and get drunk at 10am and stare at your facebook hoping your notification count will break double digits this year.
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Aug 25, 2017 18:46
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Who celebrates birthdays anymore? Just be a normal adult, like me, yeah i eat rear end, and get drunk at 10am and stare at your facebook hoping your notification count will break double digits this year. But do you really eat rear end? Asking for a friend.
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Aug 25, 2017 19:13
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LingcodKilla posted:But do you really eat rear end? yeah.
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Aug 25, 2017 19:25
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Having my parents show up on my birthday is probably the last thing I'd want to happen for a surprise.
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Aug 25, 2017 19:27
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Irradiation posted:Having my parents show up on my birthday is probably the last thing I'd want to happen for a surprise. Yeah, the only surprise involving my parents I'd want for my birthday is hearing they died suddenly
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Aug 25, 2017 19:31
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komodowagon is that you?
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Aug 25, 2017 19:31
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at first i was gonna be like "lol you guys have bad parents" but then I realized that you were effort posting in the AC thread and was all "lol those parents have a bad kid"
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Aug 25, 2017 20:36
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the last time anyone "surprised" me for my birthday it was my mother in some dumb chain restaurant having the waiters sing to me when I was eight. I hid under the table and had a panic attack because I am a huge  and goddammit I'm 36 now and that poo poo still terrifies me on some primal monkey level
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Aug 25, 2017 21:39
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Nooner posted:at first i was gonna be like "lol you guys have bad parents" but then I realized that you were effort posting in the AC thread and was all "lol those parents have a bad kid" I don't want my parents to show up for my birthday because I just wanna get high, play video games, and maybe get a BJ when I get older. That makes for awkward parental visits. I do like seeing them any other time tho.
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Aug 25, 2017 23:16
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TheKennedys posted:the last time anyone "surprised" me for my birthday it was my mother in some dumb chain restaurant having the waiters sing to me when I was eight. I hid under the table and had a panic attack because I am a huge Those situations are terrible for everyone involved and gently caress anyone who makes servers do that.
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Aug 25, 2017 23:51
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limp_cheese posted:Those situations are terrible for everyone involved and gently caress anyone who makes servers do that. 
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Aug 25, 2017 23:59
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Theophany posted:Surprise parties are as dumb as shitheels who use the word 'adult' as a verb and I'm sure there's a correlation there. My friend's (now ex) girlfriend threw me a big surprise party once. She even got friends from out of town to fly in and rented out my usual bar and everything. I never make a big deal out of my birthdays, but it was probably my favorite one. Can't remember which one it was though. I think I turned 33 maybe? My 37th is coming up and I kinda want to do something big again because making it a decade after 27 is a pretty remarkable feat for me.
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Aug 26, 2017 00:04
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RFC2324 posted:maybe get a BJ when I get older. How old are you now that getting a BJ is something to do when you're older??
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Aug 26, 2017 03:30
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yeah I eat rear end posted:yeah i eat rear end, and get drunk at 10am
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Aug 26, 2017 04:03
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I think lottogoon's approach to life is what's busted here.Volunteering for three days a week at what I'm guessing is a very easy position screams "No ambition." I know plenty of people with sufficient financial freedom to not work (mostly family wealth) and the dividing line between normal and perpetual child is whether or not they're working. It doesn't need to be a 40 hour a week slog, but it needs to show one wants to better themselves. Holy poo poo gently caress you. He should be commended for giving his time to the community, not railed. Most with the means have no desire to give back.
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Aug 26, 2017 04:17
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A Strange Aeon posted:How old are you now that getting a BJ is something to do when you're older?? Some sort of weird age because once you get married it's something you remember happening to you when you where younger.
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Aug 26, 2017 04:18
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You got a lovely spouse if they stopped sucking dick.
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Aug 26, 2017 04:26
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Just throwing a huge blanket statement good job also thumping jungle music
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Aug 26, 2017 04:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:You got a lovely spouse if they stopped sucking dick. Stopped would imply they ever did.
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Aug 26, 2017 04:51
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LingcodKilla posted:Stopped would imply they ever did. dude are you just every redpill comic ever
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Aug 26, 2017 04:52
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Sjs00 posted:dude are you just every redpill comic ever Dicksucking is the only measure of a relationship gotcha.
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Aug 26, 2017 05:02
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Well.....yeah. Both partners being willing to perform as much oral sex as possible is second only to both partners being bale to make awesome breakfasts.
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Aug 26, 2017 05:05
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So if he/she makes awesome breakfast, lunch, dinner and baked goods but can't suck the chrome off a trailer hitch then bounce em to the curb?
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Aug 26, 2017 05:09
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Yes. May as well just marry a restaurant then.
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Aug 26, 2017 05:16
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yes. May as well just marry a restaurant then. Good point. She can't make a martini to save her life.
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Aug 26, 2017 05:18
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A Strange Aeon posted:How old are you now that getting a BJ is something to do when you're older?? almost 40, so lingcodkilla is pretty close to correct.
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Aug 26, 2017 06:55
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Being good at sex is an irreplaceable quality in most partners, simply because most partners aren't ok with you outsourcing that particular need. Food and drinks you can buy from professionals, you can have friends to scratch you nerd hobby itches or go to the events your partner doesn't care about, and so on.
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Aug 26, 2017 11:09
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My wife is rarely in the same country as me on my birthday. That's my story.
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Aug 26, 2017 13:08
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Being good at sex is an irreplaceable quality in most partners, simply because most partners aren't ok with you outsourcing that particular need. Food and drinks you can buy from professionals, you can have friends to scratch you nerd hobby itches or go to the events your partner doesn't care about, and so on. Come on this is basic: never go long term with someone who can't cook or won't learn. Twenty years down the road when you've got a mortgage/kids/forty cats etc together you aren't going to be that bothered about loving your brains out every night, but you'll be eating their cooking till you die.
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Aug 26, 2017 13:10
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My confession is that I'm probably the youngest person in the thread. My other confession is that most of the 30 and 40 yo's I know are dorks
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Aug 26, 2017 13:28
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My confession is that I'm probably the youngest person in the thread. I've got news for you, they were dorks in their 20's.
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Aug 26, 2017 13:36
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My confession is that I'm probably the youngest person in the thread. You're the one posting on a dead, gay, etc
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You give less of a poo poo about being a dork when you're older. In some ways anyway, I play less JRPGs now but I tell more lovely jokes v vSpeaking of dorks I don't know what this is quote:In the konasuba thread I tell everyone that my favorite character is Megumin due to her explosions. But the truth is my favorite character is Wiz the Lich who runs the magic shop. If that means something to you, I hope you enjoy it Otherwise, I have more content now so I can say "that one didn't count" and post 3 quote:My PS4 stopped working last night and I cried about it for a good 2 hours. I'm 36 years old.  quote:I'm an alcoholic and have been since I was 17 or 18. I'm 32 now. I'm sensing this confession becUae I'm currently at the lowest point of my life. My wife just kicked me out of the house and I'm sitting in the parking lot of the mall, leeching their wifi and trying to find a cheap hotel nearby. Ok first off, I don't think this is bad enough that it's completely unsalvageable. Go make things right with that poor woman. Second off, if you've been caught jerking off repeatedly maybe don't do it in the living room. I dunno what getting caught jerking off has to do with being an alcoholic anyway loquacius fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 26, 2017 |
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