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Waffleman_ posted:

God, this show really does bring in the broken edgelords, huh?

Internet Kraken posted:

What is that show even about

Who What Now posted:

Are they trying to kill themselves in the show or is that just some dude's super gross fetish?

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Are they making it ironically or did the fetish spread

Besesoth posted:

You know the answer.

Nuebot posted:

Ironically jerking off to a children's show?

Nuebot posted:

Ironically jerking off to a children's show?

Say Nothing posted:

I don't think there's any such thing as ironic incest fanart.

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After finding out his fiancée cheated on him, this once lovable bear became a bar-lingering Berryholic who lives for the bubbling sensation of Berry Juice. The abnormal spots on his body aren't genetic, but rather the stains of beverages on his skin after a long night on the town.

As realized by his partner, there is no real reason to use Spinda over any other Normal-type, although he does have pretty respectable dance moves.

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Now I'm normally someone who wouldn't shell out their hard-earned cash on this alternative medicine crap, but since Hoppip is your own Pokemon it's free of charge, so go ahead and treat the rest of your team to a little Aromatherapy. Be aware that after using Aromatherapy Hoppip has the tendency to float away again, so get those scents of lavender and rose petals out of your head and have those butterfly nets ready. Using U-turn is not recommended by any means; have you ever seen a Hoppip successfully parallel park? Me neither.

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Other Options

Fully evolve your Hoppip into a Jumpluff, and then trade that for a Whimsicott.

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Wormadam-G looks remarkably like a slice of pizza—more so than any other Pokemon. This means that it could be a tasty snack for your teammates once they get weakened and need more energy. However, it is still terrible at being a pizza, as it is a "sandy" forme, so it will taste worse than the bitter feeling of defeat that you get after losing when you use this Pokemon.

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One of the worst things about Christmas has to be the mall Santas. Every year these vapid tokens of an overly commercialized holiday pop up all over like clockwork, intending to spread joy and cheer but doing nothing but delivering lackadaisical performances and disappointment. Many a kid's holidays have been spoiled by these mundane avatars of Kris Kringle in what can only be described as a ritualistic assassination of childhood innocence. Truly, they are a blight upon our cultural landscape, and only when they are washed from our social consciousness can some form of dignity begin to return to Christmas.

Everything stated in the above paragraph also applies to Delibird.

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Adamant could be used over Jolly for an additional boost in power, but the idea of running anything but Jolly on this wintertime courier just seems blasphemous.

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Castform is the living proof that if man ever hopes to emulate nature's beauty in its creation of living things, there's still a long way to go. While nature has concocted majestic dragons and serpents such as Salamence and Milotic, all that the top scientists from Hoenn could muster is a disfigured cluster of water molecules that they aptly classified as a Normal-type and whose entire lower half looks like one huge rear end. Not very professional of them.

At least they weren't lying about Castform's half-assed battling capabilities.

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Let's face it, if you're using Castform at all, it's for the pure novelty value of Weather Ball. Having Castform on your team and not using Weather Ball is like visiting Paris without going to the Louvre, visiting New York without eating a hot dog, or visting Johannesburg without setting a car on fire.

DemonTrigger posted:

For those that don't know, Smogon is the competitive Pokemon nerd website, and sometimes some people have a little bit too much fun making pages for Pokemon that aren't competitively viable. For instance: here's Berryholic Spinda.


Hoppip



Sandy Wormadam


Mall Santa Delibird



And finally, not one, but two pages for Castform.

Paladinus posted:

Finally, after all these months, a new thing to top my list of dumb bullshit on the internet.

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MariusLecter posted:

I don't think Hulk can ever be angry enough to take out Saitama.

SilverMike posted:

Doesn't matter, Goku would beat both of them, furthermore

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