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Jerry Cotton posted:No that actually makes it a lot worse. have i told you lately i appreciate your posts
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sweeperbravo posted:have i told you lately i appreciate your posts I don't know; have you had brain problems lately?
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 21:49 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:I don't know; have you had brain problems lately? i am drunk; the point is, thank you for getting my joke.
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The devices you can put on a frying pan to ensure that eggs don't splay out far and wide are called Egg Rings, and are common-as-poo poo items and not the "I saw them once, somewhere, can't remember where, and rue the fact that I didn't buy them" rare jewels I figured they must be.
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MisterBibs posted:The devices you can put on a frying pan to ensure that eggs don't splay out far and wide are called Egg Rings, and are common-as-poo poo items and not the "I saw them once, somewhere, can't remember where, and rue the fact that I didn't buy them" rare jewels I figured they must be.
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That's pretty much what I did when I found out. I've literally only seen them once and never since, and chalked it up to them being some stupid as-seen-on-tv gag gift. (I was being facetious about the Rare Jewel bit) MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 03:31 on Aug 26, 2017 |
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MisterBibs posted:The devices you can put on a frying pan to ensure that eggs don't splay out far and wide are called Egg Rings, and are common-as-poo poo items and not the "I saw them once, somewhere, can't remember where, and rue the fact that I didn't buy them" rare jewels I figured they must be. Fun fact! You can use metal cookie cutters for the same thing! Gingerbread man shaped eggs for the kids on Xmas morning!
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You can also make them for free by cutting the bottom off your tuna can after you use it. Walla!
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 04:24 |
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you can also use onions
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poly and open-minded posted:you can also use onions You have to cut them just right to make sure they fit inside the egg ring, though.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 06:01 |
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The lifest hack: just buy a small frying pan. Or a pancake pan if you think you might be frying more than one egg:
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Jerry Cotton posted:The lifest hack: just buy a small frying pan. Or a pancake pan if you think you might be frying more than one egg: Cooking eggs in a pan is a sucker's game. Microwave them in a coffee mug like the rest of the people in the 21st century.
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Cook the chicken first then all the eggs will come out cooked, loving iditios.
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EmmyOk posted:Cook the chicken first then all the eggs will come out cooked, loving iditios. I want to see a cooked egg gently caress some iditios.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Fun fact! You can use metal cookie cutters for the same thing! Gingerbread man shaped eggs for the kids on Xmas morning! Just make sure to spray them with cooking oil first otherwise they'll stick
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Mixing paint is nothing like adjusting RGB values in photoshop and if you go at it only having digital experience you're going to have a bad time. This is something I've learned only recently
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Today, at the age of 31, I finally figured out how to properly fold a fitted sheet by myself. I had always been using the method taught to me by my late great Single Dad, and they always ended up looking like a lumpy pile of elasticized poo poo. Today after flailing around with one for several minutes like some moron from black-and-white infomercial land, I finally thought there must be a better way! I am equal parts proud and ashamed of myself.
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genetic_knockout posted:Today, at the age of 31, I finally figured out how to properly fold a fitted sheet by myself. I had always been using the method taught to me by my late great Single Dad, and they always ended up looking like a lumpy pile of elasticized poo poo. Today after flailing around with one for several minutes like some moron from black-and-white infomercial land, I finally thought there must be a better way! reach in and find the corner method? what was your poor old dad doing all the while
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Baronjutter posted:Mixing paint is nothing like adjusting RGB values in photoshop and if you go at it only having digital experience you're going to have a bad time. This is something I've learned only recently Oh no. Ohhhhhh nooooooo. There is a program called ArtRage that simulates real world art materials. It hosed me up because I was still thinking Photoshop rules.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Fun fact! You can use metal cookie cutters for the same thing! Gingerbread man shaped eggs for the kids on Xmas morning! lol if you don't make your kids eat the rest of the carrot they left out for Rudolph for breakfast on Christmas morning.
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genetic_knockout posted:Today, at the age of 31, I finally figured out how to properly fold a fitted sheet by myself. I had always been using the method taught to me by my late great Single Dad, and they always ended up looking like a lumpy pile of elasticized poo poo. Today after flailing around with one for several minutes like some moron from black-and-white infomercial land, I finally thought there must be a better way! Teach me your ways. I just kind of roll them into a tube and it feels wrong somehow.
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Phlegmish posted:I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a dad that plays video games, mine thinks it's a foolish waste of time. Which, okay, I can't really argue with I probably have one of the oldest video game-playing dads, and he only ever plays first-person shooters, only ever plays on PC, only ever plays the singleplayer campaigns, and has zero interest in any sort of gaming culture.
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Sucrose posted:and has zero interest in any sort of gaming culture. A smart dad
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Phlegmish posted:I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a dad that plays video games, mine thinks it's a foolish waste of time. Which, okay, I can't really argue with My dad is in his mid-60's, and he used to be exactly like that when I was growing up, but then he discovered World of Tanks and now plays a match or two every night. He really likes tanks.
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Sucrose posted:I probably have one of the oldest video game-playing dads, and he only ever plays first-person shooters, only ever plays on PC, only ever plays the singleplayer campaigns, and has zero interest in any sort of gaming culture. My dad had an Atari 2600 (sorry I can't be sure about the model number) since he was a kid. And on the other hand he threw my brother and mine's SNES down the stairs saying NINTEND-NO because we were up in the hallway beating the hell out of each other about who got next on metroid or zelda or some poo poo. SNES held up well. He could play those old atari controllers with his feet and whip me and my brother and cousins at Pole Position. And he grew to love PS1 Ridge Racer
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syscall girl posted:SNES held up well. Yeah if there wasn't a pit of molten lava at the bottom of those stairs there's no way that thing would be affected. Nintendo consoles (at least up to the Gamecube) are solid as hell.
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My gamecube was solid as poo poo. Still works today.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 07:23 |
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Up to and including the Gamecube I meant. I don't know how well the Wii/U takes punishment and the Switch seems fairly fragile
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Sucrose posted:I probably have one of the oldest video game-playing dads, and he only ever plays first-person shooters, only ever plays on PC, only ever plays the singleplayer campaigns, and has zero interest in any sort of gaming culture. sounds kinda like your dad just likes killing folks
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ladron posted:sounds kinda like your dad just likes killing folks Who doesn't?
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 11:15 |
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The French name all of their dogs with names that start with the same letter. The letter changes every year. They go through the alphabet in order but they leave out q, x, y and z. If they don't do this they're not allowed to register their dog with the local government. What the gently caress, France.
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Memento posted:The French name all of their dogs with names that start with the same letter. The letter changes every year. They go through the alphabet in order but they leave out q, x, y and z. From what I can tell from not very clear googling, that's something restricted to wankery by breeders and people who register purebreed dogs with the most prominent kennel society, the Société Centrale Canine or SCC. If you're just registering a mutt to show they've had their shots and everything then you don't have to adhere to it, but people do for fun.
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Baronjutter posted:Mixing paint is nothing like adjusting RGB values in photoshop and if you go at it only having digital experience you're going to have a bad time. This is something I've learned only recently Huh? You open the can of base, put it under the nozzle, go on the RGB tab, enter the RGB values, base type, and can size, press GO and wait e: Didn't school wherever you live not have art classes? (Or DEPICTING SKILL as we children of the steppe call it.) Or does it have classes but no budget for actual paint 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 13:52 on Aug 29, 2017 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Huh? You open the can of base, put it under the nozzle, go on the RGB tab, enter the RGB values, base type, and can size, press GO and wait He's talking about school, and mixing paints that way. Not working at home depot.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Up to and including the Gamecube I meant. I don't know how well the Wii/U takes punishment and the Switch seems fairly fragile The Switch develops a bend just from being in its own dock.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Teach me your ways. I just kind of roll them into a tube and it feels wrong somehow. Lol!! Basically what sweeperbravo said. Disregard the elastic, and find the little peaks in each corner. Line those up like you would do with a normal flat sheet, and fold away! Make sure the elastic parts stay tucked in somewhat and aren't spilling out the sides. Still a little lumpy, but an actual rectangle! My Dad used to make me help him, and we would.....like tuck one of the corners into the other, which resulted in kind of a curved long tube shape, and then fold that in on itself. I don't even know. Today my lesson is that it is difficult to describe how to fold a fitted sheet.
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Aphrodite posted:The Switch develops a bend just from being in its own dock. I hear some docks even prefer switches with right kind of bend.
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ishikabibble posted:From what I can tell from not very clear googling, that's something restricted to wankery by breeders and people who register purebreed dogs with the most prominent kennel society, the Société Centrale Canine or SCC. If you're just registering a mutt to show they've had their shots and everything then you don't have to adhere to it, but people do for fun. the breeder that bred our dog did that in the states too
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genetic_knockout posted:Lol!! Basically what sweeperbravo said. Disregard the elastic, and find the little peaks in each corner. Line those up like you would do with a normal flat sheet, and fold away! Make sure the elastic parts stay tucked in somewhat and aren't spilling out the sides. Still a little lumpy, but an actual rectangle! Why does it matter if it's a rectangle or not? It's in the loving closet when it's folded away and I don't think they use fitted sheets in any army.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why does it matter if it's a rectangle or not? It's in the loving closet when it's folded away and I don't think they use fitted sheets in any army. Need to fold your fitted sheets in a hurry? Dump them on the floor and sleep on the sheets on the floor like an animal
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