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smellmycheese posted:Just compare the Shitizens fidelitous dreams of finally getting to be Han Solo in their chariots with the mission we saw - the very worst kind of basic as gently caress WOW 1.0 fetch quest Thinking about it, through my intense pounding headache, SCs fidelity vision could have worked as single player co-op. Roberts could have everything scripted, there'd be structure to the gameplay, you could join up with your space chums and have jolly good larks. Definitely doable. Just have the multiplayer be the Battlefront esque shooter that we've seen all week. Dump the MMO part entirely. There you go Mr Roberts, I just solved your crippling development hell problems.
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alf_pogs posted:imagine havin this on your resume 'Heh... I wish it were poison. Oh, it its! Thanks, Chris. Cheers!'
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Woke up this morning and my face and jaw actually hurt from laughing so hard for 3.5 hours last night. Being on this board with y'all and watching/reacting to this presentation as it unfolded live makes this in the top 3 best video game experiences I have ever had in the last 23 year of being in this biz. Major props to our mod Beet Wagon as his were the last words I can remember being uttered before we all plunged over the edge into the abyss that was the Star Citizen live stream (QFM) "Guys, please don't do anything inappropriate in the forum, the thread is starting to pick up speed!!!!AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!" or some sort of squealing/pleading for a last moment of calm before the madness I will definitely need a few days to refill the tank after that blowout. When's CitizenCon? Mne nravitsya fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Aug 26, 2017 |
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smellmycheese posted:loving the mail order bride guy This is just hosed, after that trainwreck of a presentation... Yeah.. but like.. will it work with my glasses?
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Will someone make a YouTube highlight clip of all the comedy or will CIG make a copyright claim if that happens?
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Will someone make a YouTube highlight clip of all the comedy or will CIG make a copyright claim if that happens? Someone posted this Greatest Hits compilation earlier upthread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azZ0WqhM_ps
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BeigeJacket posted:Someone posted this Greatest Hits compilation earlier upthread. Watch from 3 minutes in. Miles Eckhart is there for one player, but not for the other. Fidelity
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smellmycheese posted:Watch from 3 minutes in. Miles Eckhart is there for one player, but not for the other. Fidelity Its because CIG had to build a company from the ground. Duh-uh
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BeigeJacket posted:Someone posted this Greatest Hits compilation earlier upthread. If you watch at 3:10 the stereo image is the wrong way round. Left and right channels are swapped, so when the character walks off to the left, her audio moves off to the right. e: 3m10s "So if you notice there, so it's... it... so the... the... the voice is fully DIAGETIC" SomethingJones fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Aug 26, 2017 |
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Aug 26, 2017 10:49
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It's hard to pick a favourite part of that glorious dumpster fire but I really enjoy the advert that was still images aka jpegs
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Here's something Croberts could possibly do well in... http://www.egremontcrabfair.com/
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BeigeJacket posted:My favourite moment has to be when the thingy blew up, they failed the, by then, hours long mission and didn't mention it at all. No Mods No Masters posted:It seems as if, so to say, derek smart was right
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Berious posted:It's hard to pick a favourite part of that glorious dumpster fire but I really enjoy the advert that was still images aka jpegs I'm enjoying the collage of jank. Like, in this video, there's this bizarre wobbling int the animations, and then it takes like 10 seconds for the guy to figure out how to get into the seat... https://clips.twitch.tv/SwissCovertWerewolfYee
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I could tell how funny the presentation was today, by looking at how many empty bottles and cans of drink I'd had.  My head is pounding. One of the funniest things I remember, was Dereks impecably timed and very loud "GUYS..! GUYS..! GUYS..! TESTING..!" over voice and the resulting laughter and goons mimicking megaphone announcement sounds in repsonse.  It was a good night, not so much for CR though.
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Lando is live. How will he shill his way out of this debacle?
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Hav posted:Have a scripted railgun shot to sweeten the deal; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpOGxzMuYVc&t=105s
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Did they really try to justify the delay yesterday by saying they had a watch that was an hour off? They only noticed that on day 3?
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Sabreseven posted:I could tell how funny the presentation was today, by looking at how many empty bottles and cans of drink I'd had. Also, apparently I opened a bottle of the best wine I've had in the house and drank lots of it.
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So how was the presentation? Late? Useless? Did it have audio issues?
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Lando is now going to explain why what we saw last night was actually good for Star Citizen
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Kellanved posted:So how was the presentation? Late? Useless? Did it have audio issues?
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Here again we have the wobble wobble animation jank, and one of my favorite momes, the random cut to that freaking preposterous face. The audience literally sounds like a laugh track in a pgabz video. https://clips.twitch.tv/FuriousSassyArtichokeFunRun
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Foo Diddley posted:"We choose our partners better now" We choose better partners now because we literally can't choose previous partners that don't exist anymore
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Summary of today's Twitch stream so far 1. Ship sales, buy them now before the prices go up 2. Trading cards 3. Damage control 4. Damage control
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Sabreseven posted:I could tell how funny the presentation was today, by looking at how many empty bottles and cans of drink I'd had. I'm so pissed my corp VPN blocked the Discord VOIP port. But then again, I needed full focus to capture those fail clips.
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SomethingJones posted:Summary of today's Twitch stream so far and now - why GurningTech is going to be amazing 
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Take a break every two or three minutes because everything is so broken you won't be able to take it all in. Coke logic
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I'm not saying buying another webcam is a BAD idea, just that our camera is specially adapted *wink* How about them features?!
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Lando - "So what else, what else went on?" (silence) (blank stares) "Quantum travel, quantum travel was cool"" Lando - "OK so lets move on"
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Kellanved posted:So how was the presentation? Late? Useless? Did it have audio issues? Let's put it this way: it did not have audio issues, and it wasn't useless… as such…
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ewe2 posted:I'm not saying buying another webcam is a BAD idea, just that our camera is specially adapted *wink* well standard-issue webcams just don't pack that extra oomph of cringe
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Someone mentioned earlier about having a pang of empathy for CR and SG. I feel pity because this whole thing is such an insecure, desperate Hollywood status thing; and they must both be absolutely miserable.
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Taintrunner posted:PC Gamer shilling this fuckin' thing in this state after everything just disgusts me, holy hell. What a loving mess No year is mentioned goonie
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:Someone mentioned earlier about having a pang of empathy for CR and SG. I feel pity because this whole thing is such an insecure, desperate Hollywood status thing; and they must both be absolutely miserable. nah
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