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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

InitialDave posted:

Yes, the Lamborghini has rollover protection that fires out:



I wonder if it also comes with a hammer to break the window out like the Countach if it ends up upside down.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
It's fantasy wank material for boomers and olds with worthless poo poo heaps, made by aftermarket parts manufacturers so they'll spend their retirement checks on kits to get them running, because the program convinced them gentlemen of taste will bid hundreds of thousands of dollars for their car once "a little bit of work is done".

I loving hate car shows on TV.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Funzo posted:

I turned on "What's My Car Worth" after watching F1 Quali today. Holy poo poo is this terrible. I knew boomers had driven up muscle car prices, but drat.
Also, guy driving an '89 Ferrari 458 TB says he doesn't like gated shifters. Then the '50's Corvette from Cuba that had a fiberglass front end rebuilt after an accident and a bunch of other work done. It's Cuba, so no access to the right parts. They still valued it at $100k. What the gently caress is happening here?

I love the people who bring their cars on and expect way too much for them. Just because it's old and in good shape, it doesn't mean it's worth something.

And I cringe every time I hear the word "Hemi".

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



I've grown to hate the word "resto-mod"

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

Funzo posted:

I turned on "What's My Car Worth" after watching F1 Quali today. Holy poo poo is this terrible. I knew boomers had driven up muscle car prices, but drat.
Also, guy driving an '89 Ferrari 458 TB says he doesn't like gated shifters. Then the '50's Corvette from Cuba that had a fiberglass front end rebuilt after an accident and a bunch of other work done. It's Cuba, so no access to the right parts. They still valued it at $100k. What the gently caress is happening here?

That sounds cool what episode?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mr-Spain posted:

That sounds cool what episode?

It was just a segment where people send in pictures of their cars and ask the "experts" on the show to value them.

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



I have no idea, I just switched it on. The Cuba car wasn't a full segment, just one of their viewer email things.

otaku69
May 18, 2003

say hello.jpg posted:

That bumper on the Baja maybe a requirement for it to be allowed on the road in Canada. Here in Australia you'd get a defect notice if you ran an open engine bay like the traditional bajas had. All the ones here have similar caged in engine bays with rear bumpers because they have to.

The powers at be claim that with an exposed engine bay some one might somehow get there hand caught in the fan belt while the engine is running, or heaven forbid they might touch the hot exhaust and burn themselves. Also if a car had bumpers fitted from factory it must have bumpers of some type fitted to be road legal here. The mud flaps may be needed too as there's a minimum % of the rear tyres the needs to be covered in Aus and those Baja guards don't cover much.

Some of the stuff I see that's perfectly okay in the states blows my mind.

Also go easy on the guy that didn't know about swing axle suspension, it is a bit of an oddity and I don't think any cars post the 1960s had it?

my mini copper s had to have the exhaust tips shortened because of stupid people, and 2 stupid kids kept me from having a rocket firing bobba-fett

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Wasabi the J posted:

I loving hate car shows on TV.

American car shows are the worst. I'll watch Chasing Classic Cars, but the rest is just 50 year old bros wearing Skechers and flat-brimmed caps doing EXXXTREME MODS.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
They all seem to be trying to ape the success of Orange County Choppers, but OCC kinda sucked IMO

Speaking of car shows, I've just started watching Roadkill (I don't like American cars and I will totally admit I was wrong for ignoring this masterpiece for so long) and it makes me feel so much better about my own skill with a wrench. Watching 2 experts gently caress with a carburetor float for an afternoon only to have a clogged fuel line makes me feel like less of a failure for misdiagnosing problems. Even good web series like MCM mostly gloss over themselves completely loving something up

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Road kill is the good stuff. It has stray a bit from it roots in the later episodes but it is still fun. I enjoyed it the most when it was just two guys and a poo poo heap of a car trying to get it running and home. Now It is kinda well lets go to the junk yard and make this car run and tow it home.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Funzo posted:

I turned on "What's My Car Worth" after watching F1 Quali today. Holy poo poo is this terrible. I knew boomers had driven up muscle car prices, but drat.
Also, guy driving an '89 Ferrari 458 TB says he doesn't like gated shifters. Then the '50's Corvette from Cuba that had a fiberglass front end rebuilt after an accident and a bunch of other work done. It's Cuba, so no access to the right parts. They still valued it at $100k. What the gently caress is happening here?

Is that the one when they try to value stuff and then it goes to auction so you see exactly how much it is worth? If so they are usually close even if the prices are utterly insane. The thing is that they only have showroom quality restored garage queens and they command those prices since they cost almost around that to take what is available and restore to that level. Problem is that in the coming decades as the Boomer generation shrinks the number of people who are interested in those cars will shrink and the prices will start heading down again and it will be come a game of hot potato.

The opposite is happening in the 80s and 90s markets right now since those who grew up in those decades are now those who are looking to get their childhood dream car.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

a mysterious cloak posted:

American car shows are the worst. I'll watch Chasing Classic Cars, but the rest is just 50 year old bros wearing Skechers and flat-brimmed caps doing EXXXTREME MODS.

The modification/hot rod shops tend to be the same: The owner is an rear end in a top hat. The shop is always on the verge of going out of business just on a single build. There's the mad genius mechanic and the oh-my-god-how-can-you-be-such-a-loving-idiot mechanic/helper.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Applesnots posted:

Road kill is the good stuff. It has stray a bit from it roots in the later episodes but it is still fun. I enjoyed it the most when it was just two guys and a poo poo heap of a car trying to get it running and home. Now It is kinda well lets go to the junk yard and make this car run and tow it home.

Their signal to noise ratio has gone up a bit in the past twenty episodes or so, but there's occasionally a Stubby Bob, Mazdarati, or VetteKart that redeems them.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Mister Kingdom posted:

The modification/hot rod shops tend to be the same: The owner is an rear end in a top hat. The shop is always on the verge of going out of business just on a single build. There's the mad genius mechanic and the oh-my-god-how-can-you-be-such-a-loving-idiot mechanic/helper.

Also, ridiculous artificial deadlines to create false drama.

"Oh, no - we promised we'd have this done by Tuesday (even though nobody actually cares if it's done by Tuesday) and we need this special Ferstenburger linkage that can only be obtained from Zimbabwe on alternate Fridays. We're screwed, the build is ruined."

- Fade to commercial break -

"Oh, just by sheer coincidence, I had a spare one in the back of my truck. Build is back on!"

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Applesnots posted:

Road kill is the good stuff. It has stray a bit from it roots in the later episodes but it is still fun. I enjoyed it the most when it was just two guys and a poo poo heap of a car trying to get it running and home. Now It is kinda well lets go to the junk yard and make this car run and tow it home.

And Freiberger and Finnegan genuinely love what they're doing, which helps a lot. The lunatic levels of car knowledge Dave has in terms of trim levels, engine packs and trans combos, and production runs always blows my mind.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Deteriorata posted:

Also, ridiculous artificial deadlines to create false drama.

"Oh, no - we promised we'd have this done by Tuesday (even though nobody actually cares if it's done by Tuesday) and we need this special Ferstenburger linkage that can only be obtained from Zimbabwe on alternate Fridays. We're screwed, the build is ruined."

- Fade to commercial break -

"Oh, just by sheer coincidence, I had a spare one in the back of my truck. Build is back on!"

I watched one show where they were working on a mid-60s Barracuda which had a distinctive rear window. One of the mechanics put the glass on a stand and I immediately thought - it's going to get broken. And then it did. They were able to get this supposedly rare piece of glass replaced the same day.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

My gawd, sounds like you folks are talking about someone like Richard Rawlings or somthing from Fast & Loud.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Colostomy Bag posted:

I wonder if it also comes with a hammer to break the window out like the Countach if it ends up upside down.
Thing is, it's not really Lamborghini enough, is it? I want some explosive bolts and ejection mechanism that fires the door off straight into the thorax of a first-responder or something.

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


InitialDave posted:

Thing is, it's not really Lamborghini enough, is it? I want some explosive bolts and ejection mechanism that fires the door off straight into the thorax of a first-responder or something.

Explosive bolts is weirdly Mercedes, didn't the SLS AMG come with those

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

geonetix posted:

Explosive bolts is weirdly Mercedes, didn't the SLS AMG come with those

MB has the roll bar that shoots up.

The real explosive bits are trying to change the brakes on certain models that we yucked on about.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

geonetix posted:

Explosive bolts is weirdly Mercedes, didn't the SLS AMG come with those
Yes, but I'd expect ones made by the Germans to work properly, and let you escape the vehicle. The Lamborghini system neads to technically work, but be on the Invader Zim metric:
"You made it worse!"
"Worse? Or better?"

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Doesnt jag have a hood that explodes at you to keep poors off your manifold?

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

InitialDave posted:

Yes, the Lamborghini has rollover protection that fires out:



most convertibles have something like this. the Aston rops is fomoco branded,😶

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


InitialDave posted:

Yes, but I'd expect ones made by the Germans to work properly, and let you escape the vehicle. The Lamborghini system neads to technically work, but be on the Invader Zim metric:
"You made it worse!"
"Worse? Or better?"

Like the Lamborghini engineer saw the German design that merely prevented the occupants from being crushed and decided the upgrade the system to self right the car?

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011



so many questions...

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

The Door Frame posted:

Speaking of car shows, I've just started watching Roadkill (I don't like American cars and I will totally admit I was wrong for ignoring this masterpiece for so long) and it makes me feel so much better about my own skill with a wrench. Watching 2 experts gently caress with a carburetor float for an afternoon only to have a clogged fuel line makes me feel like less of a failure for misdiagnosing problems. Even good web series like MCM mostly gloss over themselves completely loving something up

That episode was filmed in my home town too. Every time I rewatch that episode I wind up trying to plan a road trip... and dreaming of Chico's Tacos.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Hugh G. Rectum posted:



so many questions...

Looks like it was made by a person who really longed to see a Renault 4 Fourgonnette.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Galler posted:

Like the Lamborghini engineer saw the German design that merely prevented the occupants from being crushed and decided the upgrade the system to self right the car?

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbAiYjovbBM&t=118s

EDIT: Holy poo poo I forgot how rediculious that scene is

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Aug 27, 2017

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

James Bond is supposed to be ridiculous.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hugh G. Rectum posted:



so many questions...

Hearse for the Russian remake of "Harold and Maude"?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Hugh G. Rectum posted:



so many questions...

Is one of them, "Why isn't this in my driveway?"

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Fo3 posted:

I learnt something while looking up overlanders. Ford actually had new 1971 xy falcons put into jeep chassis' as an experimental thing by 1972, by ford themselves. Didn't last because the jeep diffs were unreliable or something like that. No one ever speaks of them these days as they were so rare so they are long forgotten - except for the utes which continued on a bit and ford offered at least a lifted kit for ages. But I'm talking about sedans, wagons and panel vans ie:
Ford falcon sedan - better than a baja:

That's a 1970s aussie donk in waiting. (yeah I know donk just used to mean engine here in au anyway.)

The holden version was by a private engineering firm, but with holden support and sold through holden dealers. They based the overlander on fitting bodies onto a modified 1973 chevy blazer chassis.
After 73 (ford)-77(holden) the aussies domestics went to full unibody (except for utes), so no more body on chassis for passenger vehicles and that was the end of lifted cars.
There you go, now you all know too.
E: for image

Theres a guy local to my work with a HQ holden, cut down to a twin cab ute, stuck on a coil sprung nissan patrol chassis with a tray out the back and a supercharged 5L under the bonnet.

Handles about as well as you would expect but it goes like a raped ape

tobu
Aug 20, 2004

Bunny-Bee makes me happy!

Humphreys posted:

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbAiYjovbBM&t=118s

EDIT: Holy poo poo I forgot how rediculious that scene is

If I'm correct that hard shift seen just after the flip was from second to fourth or maybe fifth?



^^ terrible.

tobu fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Aug 28, 2017

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!
Donking a late model Jaguar, why the gently caress?


https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/d/2009-xf-jaguar-obo/6282131856.html

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I'm impressed that thing has 120k on it.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

looks good to me

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



I'd drive it.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I'm impressed that thing has 120k on it.

120km*

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I'm impressed that thing has 120k on it.

Well given that it's got a 2015 front end installed, it's only been in that state for 2 years tops. Probably less. So make that 119k on the original 2009 in the first 6 or so years of its life, pre-donking.

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