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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The nose one was terrible, but that was only before I saw that mouth.

:barf: :barf:

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Zipperelli. posted:

The irony here is killing me:




:cripes:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
wow nicolas cage really will take any script hes given

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slugnoid posted:

wow nicolas cage really will take any script hes given

I have so many questions about this dude

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Randaconda posted:

I have so many questions about this dude

It doesn't count as multiple questions if it's "why?" Five thousand times.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
im not sure thats a dude, check out those vagina bones

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Body says dude on synthol, face says ambiguous gender.

Regardless, he's peak South America.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
abs say nothing because wtf there arent any

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slugnoid posted:

abs say nothing because wtf there arent any

Can't fake them with synthol

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Help... I've stared into the abyss so long I can't get out.


















And finally, very :nws:
NWS

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

You know, having prehensile feet would be super useful (as long as you could stuff them into shoes still).

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Zipperelli. posted:

And finally, very :nws:
NWS

The Real Butterball is a good username

cnut
May 3, 2016

Thanks Zipperelli. :stonklol:

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014


Oswald Cobblepotbelly

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Zipperelli. posted:

And finally, very :nws:
NWS

Still better than bread based stuffing I guess....

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
keep loving that chicken, randaconda

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

owns

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

Zipperelli. posted:

Help... I've stared into the abyss so long I can't get out.

And finally, very :nws:
NWS

Can someone give a written description of this because there's no way in hell I'm going to click on that after seeing the butterball comment.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

ashnjack posted:

Can someone give a written description of this because there's no way in hell I'm going to click on that after seeing the butterball comment.
Chicken.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's a pictorial on how to properly stuff a chicken.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

ashnjack posted:

Can someone give a written description of this because there's no way in hell I'm going to click on that after seeing the butterball comment.

Real fowl sex

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Turfucken

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




I want to die.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
It's like an optical illusion that my eyes just can't focus on.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

quote:

dude gives a hell of a foot job

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Zipperelli. posted:

Help... I've stared into the abyss so long I can't get out.



I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Well! I'm traumatized!

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
http://doctoroig.com/the-holt-oram.syndrome/

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

WrenP-Complete posted:

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Do you always begin conversations this w-... Oh... Oh God, that pic... :barf:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

cash crab posted:

Well! I'm traumatized!

:same::same::same:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Ok yeah it's 4chan but this one makes me mad because a)women's vaginas don't spur blood out like a squeezy jar of jam (notice the cut off of the pic on the top, the improper placement of the "blood", the insanely massive quantity of blood) 2) you don't feel the blood coming out and 3) granted tampons are finicky, I couldn't imagine a serious woman weight lifter -or even like 98% of the women at the gym- wearing a pad (for so, so many reasons).

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

text me a vag pic posted:


how could this NOT turn you on???



Meow, meow meow meow!


edit: I've felt the gush quite often: standing after sitting a long time, lifting things from the ground, just general walking around-ness. Pretty common for medium to high flow sufferers.

in addition... 35 Secret Things Most Women Have Done On Their Period But Don't Talk About

That70sHeidi has a new favorite as of 06:12 on Aug 27, 2017

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That70sHeidi posted:

Meow, meow meow meow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcyDA2L5L0

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I had to scrub my ears after that.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Zipperelli. posted:

The irony here is killing me:


If you're gonna learn, might as well be from the best!

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I still maintain that the royals are a hive of pedo's, given Saville and Rolf Harris's tight connections

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Sludge Tank posted:

Saville and Rolf Harris's tight connections

:smith:

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