TRUMP249: Dr. Keith Assblow

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/dhm/status/901615498173059075

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:32

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:17

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Sir Tonk posted:

maybe, probably not though

mostly depends on how tomorrow pans out

Yea this is poo poo we knew, tomorrow will be what shows the future better

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:32

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

i hope mormonpartyboats retains his status as a figurative boat and doenst become a literal boat

too late you enjoindering motherfukker!!!

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:32

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

TEAMWORK! Record setting rainfall.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:32

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

mormonpartyboat posted:

i wonder what trump's favorite cartoon is

its that japanese cartoon for pervert

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:33

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

Naerasa posted:

5.96 inches? i thought the average was 4.5. This is very unsettling.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:33

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

sexpig by night posted:

Yea this is poo poo we knew, tomorrow will be what shows the future better

imo the band merging that happened about an hour back confirmed it. That was the last thing holding models back from a biblical deluge, and now unless the thing magically starts moving quickly it is not going to stop. The convective potential in the ocean is off the charts, harvey will spin it into bands for days.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:33

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

sup yall been getting raped w/ admits tonight

what happened today

*goes to last post read*

"well we lost an osprey in yemen, hurricane killing people all over texas, and trump pardons racist criminal sheriff joe arpaio"

anything else? cause this one was underwhelming compared to the usual trump thread updates

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:34

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

there, got it right

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:35

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Punching nazis is great, suplexing nazis is also acceptable

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/901525565512925184

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:36

jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

the trans ban also went through, i think

and gorka got quitfired

ed: the tekken crunch sound is the best part of that vid

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:36

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

VectorSigma posted:

such a cool movie

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

fencing is the best sport because the better the fencer, the less there is to see

sport fencing is very different from real swordfights

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:36

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

maybe trump is counting on nothing mattering and more photo ops will mean americans think he is doing a good job even as one of the country's largest cities just drowns in the ocean

"it's good, it's good that trump did that"

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:38

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Crusader posted:

maybe trump is counting on nothing mattering and more photo ops will mean americans think he is doing a good job even as one of the country's largest cities just drowns in the ocean

"it's good, it's good that trump did that"

Yeah, that's pretty much what's going to happen

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:39

Vaah: Dec 25, 2008

skaboomizzy posted:

Punching nazis is great, suplexing nazis is also acceptable

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/901525565512925184

Kurt Angle would be proud

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:39

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

mormonpartyboat posted:

i wonder what trump's favorite cartoon is

richie rich

so there was a big boxing match tonight? howd it go

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:39

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

skaboomizzy posted:

Punching nazis is great, suplexing nazis is also acceptable

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/901525565512925184

Jesus, that crunch. It sounds like he suplexed a celery stalk.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:40

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/HobbyAirport/status/901657948186968064

#fly2houston

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:40

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

My thoughts and prayers are with Harvey

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:41

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

got any sevens posted:

richie rich

so there was a big boxing match tonight? howd it go

it played out like the opposite of a movie and the better guy won

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:41

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

got any sevens posted:

such a cool movie

sport fencing is very different from real swordfights

real swordfights are very different from movie swordfights

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:41

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

crazy cloud posted:

My thoughts and prayers are with Harvey

good luck 2 harvey

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:42

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Per the US constitution, only season 1 of power rangers is allowed. All subsequent seasons are unconstitutional by my strict interpretation of pronouns written in the constitution of the United States of America.

Lightspeed Rescue was the best season.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:42

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

VectorSigma posted:

there, got it right

quoting for tomorrrow

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:42

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

skaboomizzy posted:

Punching nazis is great, suplexing nazis is also acceptable

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/901525565512925184

ah, another one of master duncan's disciples putting his skills to use

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:43

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

Crusader posted:

maybe trump is counting on nothing mattering and more photo ops will mean americans think he is doing a good job even as one of the country's largest cities just drowns in the ocean

"it's good, it's good that trump did that"

He will do a speech, the the journos will trip all over themselves to declare this the turning point of the trump presidency

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:44

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

got any sevens posted:

richie rich

so there was a big boxing match tonight? howd it go

the ginger fellow cast a spell on the black fellow and turned him into a mexican

unfortunately for the ginger fellow, this did not prevent his face from being punched a bunch

bunches and bunches

punches is thrown until youre frontless

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:44

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

trump? trunp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MElfYleGIVUtrump

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:45

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

skaboomizzy posted:

Punching nazis is great, suplexing nazis is also acceptable

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/901525565512925184

holy poo poo the bone breaking crunch

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:46

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Those lamps are gonna be totally underwater before long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZGJZH6VW-k

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:46

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

skaboomizzy posted:

Punching nazis is great, suplexing nazis is also acceptable

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/901525565512925184

im the one shouting "chill!" after hearing a mans slime get snapped

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:46

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Crusader posted:

good luck 2 harvey

stay safe harvey ghost

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:47

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

anyone wanna take a stab at what all-time stupid one liner trumbo drops?

nobody knew hurricanes could be so devastating

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:47

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

MaxxBot posted:

Those lamps are gonna be totally underwater before long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZGJZH6VW-k

i just made an animation. 20 minute intervals, last two hours:

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:47

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/pasadenatx/status/901680242837901312

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:48

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Parity warning posted:

im the one shouting "chill!" after hearing a mans slime get snapped

was gonna edit for spine autocorrect error but i like this better

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:48

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

has anybody found a source for that hatchetman USSR flag because I'm still loving lauhging about that

Macgregor was right, the ref should've let the fight end how it ended and not called it after he'd just dodged a bunch of punches and still had his hands up

# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:48

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

this is the slowest saddest nite crew i ever saw

:sad: