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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


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Apr 23, 2014



lol is "chad" that sexy prisoner from a while back

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

BrigadierSensible posted:

Nah, it's simpler than that. The boy was sincerely wishing that the girl do well on the test, and because wishes have actual power she did. The girl said she wished the boy would pass the test, but because she is a lying whore femoid Stacy, she didn't care enough so her wishes had no power. Therefore the boy failed.

It is a hugely incel image. the incel boy not only expects reciprocation of his well wishes, he also expects to be gifted something, (good marks/sex) and blames insincere lying women when he does not recieve that gift on a silver plate. Wheras if he had just worked a little, (studied), he could have got a perfectly acceptable result.

So did saint Elliott not truly, sincerely want to win the lottery?

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Jul 20, 2017

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Benny Harvey posted:

So did saint Elliott not truly, sincerely want to win the lottery?

My favorite thing about the lottery thing is even if wishing for something really hard made it more likely to happen, did Elliott really think he was the only person who really, truly wanted to win the lottery? gently caress man, there's people who wanted to win more than him because they weren't from a rich family, if you think about it! But he only thought as far as himself.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

He certainly believed he was the only one who deserved to win it. :v:

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

lol is "chad" that sexy prisoner from a while back

Jeremy Meeks.

He works as a model now, he appears to have sorted his life out. Long may it continue :unsmith:

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Jollity Farm posted:

Jeremy Meeks.

He works as a model now, he appears to have sorted his life out. Long may it continue :unsmith:

If by sorted his life out you mean cheated on his wife and put evidence on instagram or something equally as fucktarded, sure.

Guy's a dirtbag and being hot and becoming successful doesn't change that.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

13Pandora13 posted:

If by sorted his life out you mean cheated on his wife and put evidence on instagram or something equally as fucktarded, sure.

Guy's a dirtbag and being hot and becoming successful doesn't change that.

well someone's jealous

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

13Pandora13 posted:

If by sorted his life out you mean cheated on his wife and put evidence on instagram or something equally as fucktarded, sure.

Guy's a dirtbag and being hot and becoming successful doesn't change that.

Honestly, still beats what he was doing before.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

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Switchblade Switcharoo

13Pandora13 posted:

If by sorted his life out you mean cheated on his wife and put evidence on instagram or something equally as fucktarded, sure.

Guy's a dirtbag and being hot and becoming successful doesn't change that.

If you haven't learned that dirtbags are rewarded and celebrated within our respective societies, where the hell have you been?

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

13Pandora13 posted:

If by sorted his life out you mean cheated on his wife and put evidence on instagram or something equally as fucktarded, sure.

Guy's a dirtbag and being hot and becoming successful doesn't change that.

:smith:

I make a fool of myself by not Googling more thouroughly.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

fruit on the bottom posted:

I work in a fast food place with mainly young adults. Some basic bitch probably about a 6 works there too. She does the typical femoid poo poo and flirts with chad constantly. Sometimes she flirts with the charming normies too. Anyways she has a baby and today i saw the father/boyfriend. She's about 5'5 and he was around 5'2, framecel, and his face was below average too with glasses. He was genetically inferior but dating/reproduced with a genetically superior woman. It just blows my mind how a skinny 6 girl that flirts with chad all the time would date down. I doubt he has any money,,,he looks like a a guy that would have monster stickers all over his room. Do you encounter these situations irl as well? A roastie dating an incel like guy when she has options to normies or chad?

quote:

She's about 5'5 and he was around 5'2, framece

If he has a child and a girlfriend how can he be framecel (which implies incel + some other stupid bullshit) :confused::confused::confused:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm gonna say framecel is glasses, or maybe they only look good under cameo lighting

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
I think in this case "framecel" is just a descriptor of a body type this loser figures ought to disqualify the dude from sex. A normal person would just say "oh, he has a slight frame."

I like the above guess better though. GOT THE WRONG GLASSESSPECTACLES IDIOT.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
"Gonna have to just start killing people if I don't get laid soon," said an Australian man who planned a mass shooting

(He's also a neo-Nazi)

(Who had child porn on his computer)

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

So which goon was this

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Sep 7, 2014

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an incel posted:

The seeds of subversion are already being sown.
We've had a severe increase in the rate at which we gain trannies. I believe there's now four total. This is the normalization phase. The rate at which we gain them will continue to increase as our subscribers increase. Once there are enough they will begin more overt indoctrination and recruitment. You've been warned.

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Sep 7, 2014

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an incel posted:

"Looks don't matter they said", "Money doesn't matter they said". It was always hard socializing with women for me. I always thought the problem was with me since statements like those above were what women actually thought. I was a firm believer of these statements and I stood by them. I wasn't attractive and I wasn't a millionaire but I had the heart and the determination to find someone who could be my soulmate. 21 years, I have gotten rejected or flat out insulted for a ton of the same things that women say do not matter (You aren't the right guy for me, You're too ugly, You're not rich, You're just better as a friend, You are not white).

Even then I tried, I tried so hard to find someone ANYONE, who could change my life and show me what it means to love. August 24 2017 happened and it changed my life. I was talking to a classmate about making a studying group for my class and she declined because she preferred to study alone and that she isn't social like that. I accepted the answer and did not persist because I don't force myself on women. Here comes a American Chad who comes up, pushes my poo poo aside without even asking and starts to chat up the women I was just talking to. She was very eager to talk to him. I figure whatever and focus on the lecture but then I hear her ask about doing a study group and she wanted to study with him. After hearing this my head snapped towards her and she looked at me and gave me a look of pity, superiority and arrogance.

I sadly left class and while I was leaving, I saw her again with her friends and as I am walking by, I hear (That weird rear end kid tried to make moves on me but I shut that down..I don't like black guys). After that my mind just snapped... Everything I stood for and everything I represented shattered. And that is when I realized I was not the problem........ It was all clear to me. I hate the Chad's with all my heart and now I hate the women who made me realize this is where I belong.. I hate society for making Chads the poster boy of how men should be even though CHADS are unrealistic standards (but I am supposed to accept all women regardless of appearance). I am just tired of it all. I don't deserve the pain women and chads have given me.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012



I'm not sure I follow the master plan here

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Sep 7, 2014

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an incel posted:

I know this sound silly, but at the end of this post it will all make sense. Im not here to actually convince to you that Allah exist, because he doesn't. Im an atheist myself but I pose as a muslim and I do that because I see what Islam does to countries. Islam is the biggest anti-chad religion there is and I know that if Islam gains enough influence in my country(sweden) It will be considerably easier to earn pussy. Islam originated as a religion but it also doubles as a tool to distribute women among men and this is the sole reason why Incels should become a '' muslim '' and support it.

There is literally nothing to lose for Incels to support Islam and Islamic immigration. By doing that not only will you be loving chads over while you will also be increasing your own chance of getting laid. And for those that think that supporting Islam will be too slow to affect your life time, you're wrong. Islam has almost taken power in sweden and It won't be long till I get a muslim wife and end my celibacy.

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Jul 20, 2017

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iloin siitin
Jul 23, 2017

lol an insanely feminist country where you can get a rape conviction for something that would get you a sexual harassment charge in other Western countries is really the best breeding ground for Islamism

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

PetraCore posted:

'a bluh bluh these trans people seem like normal people IT MUST BE A TRAP TO TURN ME TRANS'

we're up to FOUR TOTAL TRANSES

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Sep 7, 2014

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an incel posted:

Daily reminder we will never be seen as sexual beings
Most men aren't. Only 1 out of 5 men who have ever lived are physically attractive to women. All the rest must break their back day in and day out, in a desperate attempt to get pity sex from an elsewise apathetic wife. And eventually, odds are she will divorce him, or chain him into a dead bedroom.

As for the autistic, hideous Incel? No woman has ever found us arousing, ever. She never got butterflies in her stomach. She never wanted to kiss our lips. She never demanded to jump on our dicks. She didn't ask to fulfill your deepest fantasy. She was completely gone, loving more physically attractive men. In fact, women in general despise any mention of male sexual loneliness.

We will never feel the ultimate peak of pleasure, the connection on the deepest level humans can know. We will never have those intimate moments, or those mind-blowing orgasms. Platonic and sexual pleasure a complete mystery. All because of factors completely out of our control.

Just end me now.


another incel posted:

As an ugly short ethnic, I know brother. Even if a woman liked my money or me being nice to her, during starfish sex she'd close her eyes so hard picturing Chad. I dread to think of how much lube I would need for her dry vagina. The salt in the wound is that there are men out there who get hard as a rock for 500 lb women, while I'm gymceling away, nobody's preference. Women only tolerate and "look past" men like me. I should have been castrated at birth.

noether
May 1, 2017

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an incel posted:

Female here; this is why you're incel (self.Incels)

You're incel because you treat women horribly. You degrade and insult them at every turn. That is not how you treat women. If you want to have a chance you simply cannot be so cruel. I only go for kind men who treat women with mutual respect. I've had three abusive relationships (and a child in one) in my life so I know just how important it is to have respect between partners for maintaining a good relationship. I could never date an abusive man for a fourth time.
So you simply must be respectful and kind to women if you want a girlfriend, but you're not entitled to a girlfriend by being nice! The reason you're incel is because you're not nice to women; but you can't simply be nice to women and expect to get a girl friend! Being nice is the bare minimum! That's why you're incel, because all you offer is basic kindness and respect. My current boyfriend is no looker: he's pretty short and nerdy, but he's kind so it's ok if he's not super hot or interesting. But you're incel because all you have to give to women is the kindness they want... that they expect.

So that's why you're incel. Because you have nothing more to give than the average guy. You're really such awful people you know. Most people are in relationships. Even average or below guys. My last boyfriend was only 6'0, no 'Chad' and he had plenty of relationships. Why? Because he was so sweet and kind. Whereas all you have to offer women is the bare minimum of.. um.. kindness but you can't simply do that. You have to at least put some effort in!

You have to shower or your hair will get greasy. And you need to get a proper haircut! Everyone can get a haircut. So stop complaining about Chad! Everyone can improve their looks! But looks don't even matter! No girl would ever date an abusive man! They want kindness!

Of course, I won't date you though. You don't have anything to offer beyond the bare minimum, unlike my last bf who is so kind and sweet and he's not even a looker. But you have to do something if you want to stand a chance! Hit the gym! Girls love muscles! Well not me, I think they look gross. But hit the gym! But looks don't even matter! But I don't like the gym rat look; I prefer a sweet personality; but you can't simply offer the bare minimum! Try hitting the gym to improve how you look! But tbh most women don't really look at your body as much as your hair and face, so just improve those! It doesn't matter if you're balding because I can name 1 balding male celebrity who's sort of attractive! So just try losing some weight to get your jaw cut; but you need to put on some weight to fill out your face; but none of that matters if you don't have the personality. But you can't simply be kind, so you've got to work on looking better. But looks don't matter. Only personality. But you have to exceed a basic minimum of looks; but I know plenty of ugly guys that have relationships because they're kind!
So that's why you're incel.

another incel posted:

lol pretty accurate satire of normies.

I like how OP seems to think that "you're incels because you don't respect women" and "you're not entitled to sex just for being nice" are contradictory statements. like this is apparently what passes for incel satire, but it's pretty unironically accurate tbh.

Tolkien minority posted:

I'm not sure I follow the master plan here

the trans agenda:

A. lace breakfast cereals with estrogen to chemically castrate american men

2) turn the incels trans. their feminine un-chadly bodies will transition better than those of normies

d: fully automated luxury gay space communism

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

TERFs<======>Incels

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Sep 7, 2014

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an incel posted:

The seventh circle of hell is devoted to betrayers, and that is certainly where these... creatures are going, after a life of unabating sexual failure and misery.

They think that if they tuck their nuts between their legs, kowtow, kiss the feet of femaloids and stop questioning anything the PC mainstream says, they'll be accepted as well behaved little additions to the normie tribe -- but they won't.

They'll still have poo poo tier genetics and faces. They'll still be laughed at behind their backs. They'll still be told "just be yourself" and "there's one out there for you" and "don't ever change" and "I wish I could find a guy like you, not you though" by every femoid they ask out, except perhaps, the overweight washed up slut at the end of the line.

And for this, this tiny scrap of acceptance and perhaps, grudging tepid starfish sex with a hosed out 3/10 heiffer, they turn their backs on their incel kin, renounce and condemn us like Judas did to Jesus. "I... I changed my mind! Other incels are s-scum! I'm not like them! Honest! I'm self improving! I'm listening to you normies now, so you don't have to bully and make fun of me anymore! Please, let me be one of you, even if I have to be the lowest! Please!"

At least femorrhoids have the excuse that their gender isn't capable of comprehending male concepts like loyalty and dignity. What excuse do these wretches have? You could wring out the whole lot of them and not produce enough honor to fill a thimble. Disgusting, faithless whores.

did I miss something, what is starfish sex

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005

china bot posted:

did I miss something, what is starfish sex

It's when a woman just lays there during sex, legs and arms spread, motionless. Like a starfish

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Sep 7, 2014

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MettleRamiel posted:

It's when a woman just lays there during sex, legs and arms spread, motionless. Like a starfish

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Sep 7, 2014

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an incel posted:

Ever seen the movie It Follows?
I'll do a quick summary, it's about this roastie bitch that fucks a Chad, the Chad has some kind of curse that he passed on when he fucks her and this thing will always be following her now and if it catches her she'll die, only way for her to get rid of it is to gently caress someone else

Enter the incel orbitor who is willing to sleep with her to save her but the roastie won't do it because she wants Chad, even the face of certain impending death she won't gently caress an incel

Well eventually things get desperate and she finally does, the look of disgust in her face during the scene is apparent and now the incel is cursed and the only way he can get rid of it is with hookers

It's a hosed up movie

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

MettleRamiel posted:

It's when a woman just lays there during sex, legs and arms spread, motionless. Like a starfish

And the stuck-up roastie won't even drink your hotdog flavored water.

Anyway, incels should distract themselves by getting some hobbies instead of doing it all for the nookie.

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May 13, 2006

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Benny Harvey posted:

And the stuck-up roastie won't even drink your hotdog flavored water.

Anyway, incels should distract themselves by getting some hobbies instead of doing it all for the nookie.

They came into this world as rejects
Look into their eyes, and you'll see the size of the flame. Burning up their brains.
Everyone that's bizkitcel has to learn from the pain. Hey, I think about the day, Stacy ran away with my pay. When Chads come to play. Now Stacy stuck with this Chad that she hosed, and I'm just a incel with a lump in my throat hey...

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
I find it funny these guys dont get that contradictions are a thing that exists in life because they're so hard-wired to think 'logically'. For example: "Looks matter, but they also don't matter" is a valid statement because although it has been studied and proved that people tend to show more positive feelings towards attractive people, it can only get you so far once they realize you are a shallow, boring person to talk to.

And that's kinda the thing, right? They dont have much going on in their lives. These guys are probably very boring to talk to.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

OxMan posted:

They came into this world as rejects
Look into their eyes, and you'll see the size of the flame. Burning up their brains.
Everyone that's bizkitcel has to learn from the pain. Hey, I think about the day, Stacy ran away with my pay. When Chads come to play. Now Stacy stuck with this Chad that she hosed, and I'm just a incel with a lump in my throat hey...

Too good.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




Jonpop spotted.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Solar Tornado posted:

I find it funny these guys dont get that contradictions are a thing that exists in life because they're so hard-wired to think 'logically'. For example: "Looks matter, but they also don't matter" is a valid statement because although it has been studied and proved that people tend to show more positive feelings towards attractive people, it can only get you so far once they realize you are a shallow, boring person to talk to.

And that's kinda the thing, right? They dont have much going on in their lives. These guys are probably very boring to talk to.

it's that, and also that they just don't understand that nobody's ever straight-up entitled to sex. they fundamentally don't understand that other humans have agency and can't be controlled by acting out specific algorithms or whatever like ai in a video game or something

and as someone going through school for engineering right now, god drat are these guys boring to talk to

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Biscuit Hider
I'm renting a house with four other dudes, three of them are typical normies but one is 100% chad, always bringing home different 8-9/10 FHO's and getting attention everywhere he goes. They decided to throw a house party last night. When I found out I hoped it wouldn't be a big thing since I don't really like parties or crowds, and I was kind of annoyed they didn't ask if I'd be okay with it. Of course Chad invites all of his friends so when night rolls around there are like 20-30 femoids who show up along with several of chad's and the other guy's friends.

They were all wearing really tight and revealing clothing, almost like they were taunting me with what I could never have. I know that's just wishful thinking though, to them the short indian taking up space was probably no more than a fly in the corner of their vision, a bit of a nuisance but not worth any concern. Seeing their young beautiful bodies made me so depressed knowing they'd rather bite their own tongues off than speak to me I ran into my room and locked the door. Over the course of the night a few people tried getting in including randos just looking around.

I'm loving furious femoids can just walk around at night wearing basically nothing mocking all the incels and betas, and they single-handedly ruined my weekend. Colleges should implement a policy where any femoid caught outside after 9pm faces expulsion without a good excuse.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
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Solar Tornado posted:

I find it funny these guys dont get that contradictions are a thing that exists in life because they're so hard-wired to think 'logically'. For example: "Looks matter, but they also don't matter" is a valid statement because although it has been studied and proved that people tend to show more positive feelings towards attractive people, it can only get you so far once they realize you are a shallow, boring person to talk to.

And that's kinda the thing, right? They dont have much going on in their lives. These guys are probably very boring to talk to.

Or that not every woman is interested in X/Y/Z. If you get a woman because you have X/Y/Z, it's because she likes X/Y/Z, it doesn't mean that it means you will also qualify for every woman n-1 on the absolute desirability scale.

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Biscuit Hider
As long as society treats ugly men like subhumans and the government refuses to provide them with gfs, I refuse to get a job. I will not support a system that is driving ugly men to extinction.

You're not getting my labour and you're not getting my taxes. I will stay a neet and leech off the government as long as necessary.

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Jul 19, 2009
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fruit on the bottom posted:

As long as society treats ugly men like subhumans and the government refuses to provide them with gfs, I refuse to get a job. I will not support a system that is driving ugly men to extinction.

You're not getting my labour and you're not getting my taxes. I will stay a neet and leech off the government as long as necessary.

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