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The MSJ posted:Japanese tourism ad criticised for being ‘too sexy’ Maybe Japan has a negative birthrate because you need someone to write a thesis explaining how sex-time words work.
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 01:33 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:43 |
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I particularly like how the headline implies that he's been accused of being Florida Man.
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 04:49 |
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http://www.tabletmag.com/scroll/243733/jewcy-faygo?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=Aug2017 How a Jewish Soda Company Helped the Insane Clown Posse Fight the Nazis
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 05:12 |
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His cat roams free.
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 06:09 |
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Next week's episode of Law and Order: SVU... "Cat-Like Typing Detected" or "Kitty Pawrn"
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 08:47 |
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The MSJ posted:Japanese tourism ad criticised for being ‘too sexy’ I'm now confused and aroused but still unlikely to visit Japan anytime soon.
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 09:37 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:"Kitty Pawrn" Nice!
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:07 |
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Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: His Cat Roams Free
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 13:46 |
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"They arrested me as a pedophile, but my cat is the one that downloaded the Kitty Porn"
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 14:34 |
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Patients treated for putting sunscreen in eyes during solar eclipse, report says http://nbc4i.com/2017/08/25/patients-treated-for-putting-sunscreen-in-eyes-during-solar-eclipse-report-says/ warning label gonna get an extra blurb soon.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 14:00 |
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 17:08 |
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Priest says he collected child porn to get revenge on God for poker losses
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 19:46 |
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Trying to revenge yourself on an eternal, all-powerful being seems like a plan with a few glaring flaws.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 21:14 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Trying to revenge yourself on an eternal, all-powerful being seems like a plan with a few glaring flaws. It never stopped Greek heroes, though.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 02:28 |
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canis minor posted:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/25/horror-author-stephen-king-retaliates-donald-trump-blocks-twitter/
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 04:37 |
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Since when did they allow cats into the priesthood?
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 05:05 |
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this is a misprint, he was actually trying to get revenge on Dog
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 09:25 |
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I know when i pick a fight with a god i always go for methods that can very easily be made to backfire on me
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 09:29 |
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I will set fire to this orphanage, God will wish he never messed with me.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 10:24 |
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I try not to pick fights with omnipotent beings.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 12:02 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I try not to pick fights with omnipotent beings. *adjusts fedora, consults library of Richard Dawkins books* I think you'll find he didn't.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 12:22 |
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Sunswipe posted:*adjusts fedora, consults library of Richard Dawkins books* I wonder if that was the point? A particularly stupid crisis of faith. Dude dedicates his life to serving God. No wife, no kids, no one who will give a drat about him in his old age. Hardly any friends because it's tough for clergy to relax be friends with anyone -- they are always on duty. Nothing material to show for his life except some fancy robes and a bunch of religious iconography, because unlike some protestant ministers catholic priests aren't allowed to own anything: If you make it to high rank you'll get to live in a gilded mansion, but none of it is yours. After a life of service and sacrifice, God won't even help me win a #$&%ing poker tournament! It's like none of it mattered at all!!! Is there even a god?!? Have I thrown my life away being GOOD for all these years for NOTHING??! So he does the worst thing he can think of (that doesn't actually require any physical effort) and just dares God to punish him. And then the police show up. LOL.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 16:17 |
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The boring truth is it's just a paedophile making a really bad excuse
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 16:34 |
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davidspackage posted:His cat roams free. Screaming Idiot posted:Next week's episode of Law and Order: SVU... "Cat-Like Typing Detected" or "Kitty Pawrn" Screaming Idiot posted:Since when did they allow cats into the priesthood? Cumslut1895 posted:this is a misprint, he was actually trying to get revenge on Dog This is the funniest page in the thread
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:26 |
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Korean man fined for spreading rumours online that 95 year old widow of former President was going to marry Dr Dre
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 12:30 |
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While also horrifying, especially given the context... https://twitter.com/NWS/status/902174274571689984 The National Weather Service genuinely had to redraw their scales and charts to accommodate Hurricane Harvey.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 16:02 |
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Cythereal posted:While also horrifying, especially given the context... That is genuinely upsetting. Looking forward to the new US coastline, though.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 16:17 |
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SpacePig posted:That is genuinely upsetting. Looking forward to the new US coastline, though. Yeah I'll see you out in Arizona bay.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 17:06 |
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 03:34 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:I wonder if that was the point? A particularly stupid crisis of faith. Dude dedicates his life to serving God. No wife, no kids, no one who will give a drat about him in his old age. Hardly any friends because it's tough for clergy to relax be friends with anyone -- they are always on duty. Nothing material to show for his life except some fancy robes and a bunch of religious iconography, because unlike some protestant ministers catholic priests aren't allowed to own anything: If you make it to high rank you'll get to live in a gilded mansion, but none of it is yours. The dude came up with the dumbest possible excuse for jerking off to kids and you wrote 3 paragraphs talking about how it could be true? Are you him?
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:27 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:The dude came up with the dumbest possible excuse for jerking off to kids and you wrote 3 paragraphs talking about how it could be true? Are you him? It's funnier if he's telling the truth than if he's just another perv.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 13:42 |
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https://twitter.com/DavidUberti/status/902626557868564482
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:48 |
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Godspeed, sir.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:15 |
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A warrior fighting for our freedoms
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 20:25 |
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No way is that guy a shaver.
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John Popper From Blues Traveler Will Not Stop Posting Aerial Pictures of My House
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