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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

:laffo: There's been more than a couple times I've stopped and said "I need to get this for my Snapchat fans"

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CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

:laffo: There's been more than a couple times I've stopped and said "I need to get this for my Snapchat fans"

I wanna be in on this :(
Those pictures are serene!!

So today my brain sprung awake 15 min earlier than it usually does. So I took the time to put on a smear of make up to not look like a dumpster


(I can't pick which I like better so y'all get both)

And then to reward my efforts some one was working with their diesel truck on a diesel generator or something similar that filled the station with fumes and made me incredibly ill. So thankfully there were some medics at the station to take care of me

I got put on o2 with an albuterol treatment since after some time on the o2 I was still struggling to breathe. I deduced from the intense nausea, dry heaves, shakiness, and shortness of breath that I had carbon monoxide poisoning and some insistence from friends that it was necessary and warranted and went home for the day.
And this is why I choose to look like a dumpster rather than get up 15 min early.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CeramicPig posted:

I wanna be in on this :(
Those pictures are serene!!

So today my brain sprung awake 15 min earlier than it usually does. So I took the time to put on a smear of make up to not look like a dumpster

(I can't pick which I like better so y'all get both)

And then to reward my efforts some one was working with their diesel truck on a diesel generator or something similar that filled the station with fumes and made me incredibly ill. So thankfully there were some medics at the station to take care of me

I got put on o2 with an albuterol treatment since after some time on the o2 I was still struggling to breathe. I deduced from the intense nausea, dry heaves, shakiness, and shortness of breath that I had carbon monoxide poisoning and some insistence from friends that it was necessary and warranted and went home for the day.
And this is why I choose to look like a dumpster rather than get up 15 min early.

Pssssp. Your name is showing...

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

CeramicPig posted:

I wanna be in on this :(
Those pictures are serene!!

So today my brain sprung awake 15 min earlier than it usually does. So I took the time to put on a smear of make up to not look like a dumpster


(I can't pick which I like better so y'all get both)

It literally just clicked for me that you were my secret santa a few years ago. The dispatcher shirt reminded me. Awesome gifts, btw. I loved the Schadenfreude book, and the firefighter calender, even though I look nothing like those studs lol.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

If anyone plans on being in Banff or Jasper National Parks for more than touristy front country stuff, I'll be your guide. Kananaskis is amazing and largely unknown. A true 'local's secret' kind of place. I spend more time there even though it's mostly equally far from my house.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Zipperelli. posted:

It literally just clicked for me that you were my secret santa a few years ago. The dispatcher shirt reminded me. Awesome gifts, btw. I loved the Schadenfreude book, and the firefighter calender, even though I look nothing like those studs lol.

You were my santa! You were great and took your frustration at dispatch out on me :) then loved me with wine

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

CeramicPig posted:

You were my santa! You were great and took your frustration at dispatch out on me :) then loved me with wine

I've heard whispers in dark alleys about the love of wine that the women folk have. I had to see it for myself. Did I send 2 bottles?

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Zipperelli. posted:

I've heard whispers in dark alleys about the love of wine that the women folk have. I had to see it for myself. Did I send 2 bottles?

Yessir! I know I drank them but the memory surrounding drinking them is a little hazy 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷


Now I'm in philly for the weekend!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Got some new booties.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

10/10 you look like you enjoy fishing at sunset while listening to Toro Y Moi.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I can smell his feet from here.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I'll be more fun this time! I realize protesting the Westboro Baptist Church is some really low-hanging fruit. Didn't stop me from doing it when they stuck their heads out in my city.
We decided to show our appreciation for St Louis Metropolitan Police shoving us out into the street to escort the WBC out. That's me in the second row with the keffiyeh and the hand tattoos.



Then we had a dance party in front of the courthouse and the arch. (At that point my face cover was just for fun and because I'd been wearing it all day anyway.)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Dylanthulhu posted:

I'll be more fun this time! I realize protesting the Westboro Baptist Church is some really low-hanging fruit. Didn't stop me from doing it when they stuck their heads out in my city.
We decided to show our appreciation for St Louis Metropolitan Police shoving us out into the street to escort the WBC out. That's me in the second row with the keffiyeh and the hand tattoos.



Then we had a dance party in front of the courthouse and the arch. (At that point my face cover was just for fun and because I'd been wearing it all day anyway.)



Just ignore them.

http://www.vocativ.com/culture/religion/how-westboro-baptist-church-make-its-money/

They suck at every soldiers funeral and gay pride parade but they want you to punch them in the face (as they should be) and get you sued for assault.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
As a gay biker who fought in Afghanistan it's hard for me to do so but I hope you will.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

syscall girl posted:

As a gay biker who fought in Afghanistan it's hard for me to do so but I hope you will.

No one got aggressive with them apart from yelling at them. Mostly we just played music louder than their hateful pop remixes and help pride flags up to block view of their signs from the street.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Dylanthulhu posted:

I'll be more fun this time! I realize protesting the Westboro Baptist Church is some really low-hanging fruit. Didn't stop me from doing it when they stuck their heads out in my city.
We decided to show our appreciation for St Louis Metropolitan Police shoving us out into the street to escort the WBC out. That's me in the second row with the keffiyeh and the hand tattoos.



Then we had a dance party in front of the courthouse and the arch. (At that point my face cover was just for fun and because I'd been wearing it all day anyway.)



Gratz on not having the balls to show your face.

Really shows how serious you are about the whole thing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

spudsbuckley posted:

Gratz on not having the balls to show your face.

Dude have you seen his face?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


spudsbuckley posted:

Gratz on not having the balls to show your face.

Really shows how serious you are about the whole thing.

Where's your protest face?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Dylanthulhu posted:

No one got aggressive with them apart from yelling at them. Mostly we just played music louder than their hateful pop remixes and help pride flags up to block view of their signs from the street.

I think people are getting better at dealing with their shenanigans.

Word.

The Doctor
Jul 8, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot:
Fallen Rib

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

In addition to several other things I love the color.

Purple clashes with green so hard it doesn't get much better

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


spudsbuckley posted:

Gratz on not having the balls to show your face.

Really shows how serious you are about the whole thing.

You haven't posted your face ITT, so maybe this isn't a good topic for you to bring up

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


:swoon:

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Your hair is rad! But I have never understood how people don't bite down on cheek piercings.

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID
Two pints and two strawberry margaritas in and it's only bottom of the third.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Wait until the bottom of a fifth

:haw:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Woo!

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I broke my front camera so it looks like I'm in an ethereal plane

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sweet As Sin posted:

I broke my front camera so it looks like I'm in an ethereal plane


:swoon:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Sweet As Sin posted:

I broke my front camera so it looks like I'm in an ethereal plane


Yea :airquote: looks like :airquote: you're in the ethereal plane



You're not fooling anybody lady

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

So as someone with a Puerto Rican dad, this is really setting off my dad alarms as an extremely dad picture

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mocking Bird posted:

So as someone with a Puerto Rican dad, this is really setting off my dad alarms as an extremely dad picture

I'm dad as gently caress.






You got daddy issues?








JUST KIDDING

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

What are you holding in that picture, anyway? Looks like a wreath of crab shells.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
'wreath of crab shells' is a weird thing to call 'actually just a crab'

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

'wreath of crab shells' is a weird thing to call 'actually just a crab'

Pretty sure that's a macaron.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

What are you holding in that picture, anyway? Looks like a wreath of crab shells.

It's a 7 and a quarter inch across the carapace red rock crab. The fucker is so big he literally cant support his massive claws out of the water like a smaller crab can. Gravity is his worst enemy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_productus

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




LingcodKilla posted:

It's a 7 and a quarter inch across the carapace red rock crab. The fucker is so big he literally cant support his massive claws out of the water like a smaller crab can. Gravity is his worst enemy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_productus

Holy poo poo, that's one huge pastry! Thought it was dungeness from the photo.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

still funny :buddy:

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Fhqwhgads posted:

Two pints and two strawberry margaritas in and it's only bottom of the third.



The face of a man watching a Brooklyn Cyclones game.

The Brooklyn Cyclones are like the rotten grapes someday headed to become fine wine, but still make crappy wine. The entertainment provided between innings is literally better than the game itself. As to be expected for a Mets farm team. But they're Brooklyn's only minor league team!

I shall soon have this same face (well not the same face, but similar contortions as the opposing team racks up an unanswered seven run inning)

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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Sweet As Sin posted:

I broke my front camera so it looks like I'm in an ethereal plane


Stay safe poverty ghost

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