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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rip texas

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

oh yeah im sure prayers to god will stop harvey... oh wait.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

how will praying help if god is responsible for this?

you trying to negotiate with god?

the united states does not negotiate with terrorists

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

what trump thinks is getting flooded

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i bet trump is actually in the midst of a temper tantrum rn because he is not being allowed to play a round of golf as a metropolis is helplessly ravaged by a catastrophic natural disaster turbocharged by the sins of mankind

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Sir Tonk posted:



noooooo, not the spaghetti warehouse

good gently caress that place

But UHD must be totally submerged

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
Yes! Weve Got To Lower The Taxes, People Are Drowning Under Them :smugdon:

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

etalian posted:

Such more useful than having a actually funded and fully staffed federal government.

No worries all this destruction will generate consumer demand for relief services and the free market will provide enterprising individuals who, seeing a profit opportunity, will create leaner emergency response organizations, thus lowering the cost of rescue and providing more consumer choice to people drowning in their cars

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Agrajag posted:

oh yeah im sure prayers to god will stop harvey... oh wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgxPR6tzqQQ

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Trump's livetweeying because it's all he knows how to do not as part of some plan

He's sat watching fox news not allowed to golf cause it's look bad and bored as hell cause nobody is giving him his good boy dossier

I really am starting to hate Americans for electing the fat bitch/not impeaching/shooting him tbh, evrry1 hates amerikka but until recently Americans themselves had been loveable lummoxes now you're all just vaguely nazi-ish cowards like the rest of us

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



man simearth was cool wish someone would make a new version

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

twoday posted:

The wall is buckling, spaghetti warehouse is doomed

naw, it always looks like that. the green line is parallel to the ground, the roof is slanted.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


why did people in houston think that this wasn't going to happen

this is the logical conclusion of the prediction of 60 inches over 3 days or whatever

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Mariana Horchata posted:

i bet trump is actually in the midst of a temper tantrum rn because he is not being allowed to play a round of golf as a metropolis is helplessly ravaged by a catastrophic natural disaster turbocharged by the sins of mankind

this is bigly unfair general kelly

bigly bigly BIGLY

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


taxes
texas
same thing

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jazerus posted:

why did people in houston think that this wasn't going to happen

this is the logical conclusion of the prediction of 60 inches over 3 days or whatever

they have previously been saved by the federal government but this time

the government weren't there

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
the wall would keep out Harvey but obstructionist democrats...

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jazerus posted:

why did people in houston think that this wasn't going to happen

this is the logical conclusion of the prediction of 60 inches over 3 days or whatever

most of us knew this, or at least very bad if not record shattering flooding, was gonna happen

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk7uXaNuWNE

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Agrajag posted:

oh yeah im sure prayers to god will stop harvey... oh wait.

i will pray 2 the morningstar so that pence will be beset by devils in his sleep and once again have a nocturnal emission and wake up thinking about his mother riding a horse :horse:

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

there's something like 150 major roads underwater and people have been drowning and dying all night. the sun's going to come up soon and the damage will shock people

livestream. their studio is starting to flood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWuk5BgKUO8

Offline now. Rip.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Jazerus posted:

why did people in houston think that this wasn't going to happen

this is the logical conclusion of the prediction of 60 inches over 3 days or whatever

because things dont mess with texas

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

punchymcpunch posted:

this is bigly unfair general kelly

bigly bigly BIGLY

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

well on the bright side, i can now reliably find houston on a us map!!!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Jazerus posted:

why did people in houston think that this wasn't going to happen

this is the logical conclusion of the prediction of 60 inches over 3 days or whatever

60 inches just sounded so absurdly high that no one took it seriously i think

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jazerus posted:

why did people in houston think that this wasn't going to happen

this is the logical conclusion of the prediction of 60 inches over 3 days or whatever

They did Kno but what are they gonna do? Call in big government or let FEMA open more mulsim Nazi communist concentration camps???

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Just mentioned the fire ant flotillas to my friend in Houston and he replied, "Now that's the stuff of nightmares."

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Zyla posted:

because things dont didn't mess with texas

Past tense

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



safely sodomized posted:

60 inches just sounded so absurdly high that no one took it seriously i think

generally thing sonly get interested when people mention 69 anyway

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Agrajag posted:

oh yeah im sure prayers to god will stop harvey... oh wait.

Maybe they have it all wrong? Maybe prayers to Harvey will stop god? At least that should be the premise of my new movie, Hurricane Vs God. Then we can launch the sequel, Godnado.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Conservatives: A rising tide lifts all boats
Harvey: Turns out poor people don't have boats

:shrug: Who knew?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



so the big vort max that was disrupting the onshore flow has moved north of houston, so expect the next rainband to consolidate as it runs more trains over that bitch

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

we need to build a dam to keep houstonian water out

and texas taxes are going to pay for it

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Jazerus posted:

why did people in houston think that this wasn't going to happen

this is the logical conclusion of the prediction of 60 inches over 3 days or whatever

what makes you think people didn't know this was going to happen?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

jarofpiss posted:

what makes you think people didn't know this was going to happen?

trump's twitter feed never said so

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

jarofpiss posted:

what makes you think people didn't know this was going to happen?

yeah, if you had been at a grocery store on Thursday or Friday, you'd know that people knew this was gonna suck

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

safely sodomized posted:

man simearth was cool wish someone would make a new version

it really was! even though most of the time i just used it as a model of how to inflict death and destruction upon a planet by tweaking a few knobs here and there

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Zyla posted:

well on the bright side, i can now reliably find houston on a us map!!!

Why bother when future maps won't have it?

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

what makes you think people didn't know this was going to happen?

neither rush nor hannity said a peep!!!

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