Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/KPRC2/status/901844303798042624

Joementum posted:

lol if true

https://twitter.com/BenNollWeather/status/901695324825075712

quote:

So are we heading for a Mad Max-style future? I don’t think so. After having lived through Donald Trump we’ll surely just call him Max. Trump is behaving so strangely, we’re probably about a month away from not being allowed to make jokes about him. He’s gone past Charlie Sheen and we’re now entering the bald Britney phase. It’s hard to imagine how America can go back to having a normal president after this. The next president will have to be a car with guns for wheels. After Trump, a Saturday Night Live sketch about Mike Pence would look like something by Samuel Beckett.

Trump is sort of like Father Dougal killed a man, so is wearing Father Jack as a disguise. He looks like the image burned into your retina should you watch a completely normal man burst into flames. Even on an HDTV he looks like a sixth generation VHS recording. A president with the temperament of a wasp that’s spent 40 minutes on musical hold, his Twitter feed reads like he’s building up a credible insanity defence for when he’s finally impeached. It’s not just that he lives on Twitter, he embodies it: digressive, petty, trivial, poisonous and self-aggrandising. He basically speaks like a totally random stream of tweets. One minute he’s on Mexicans, then he’s talking about his shoes, then a threat, then a joke about a cat.

Last week he held a rally in Phoenix, Arizona – possibly because he thought he’d blend in to a state that is orange, desolate and has a cavernous gap in its heart so huge, people travel the world just to gasp and cry. Phoenix is best known for the song By The Time I Get To Phoenix (She’ll Be Rising), in this case referring to Lilitu the she-demon of the apocalypse. Trump delivered one of his random rightwing word collages in front of a crowd who if they were any whiter would have had carrots for noses.

Imagine standing up in Arizona and talking about preserving white culture: a state so recently colonised that the dry cleaners still offer a smallpox cleansing service. White guys have only been in Arizona for 150 years – that’s not even enough time to fill a Costa loyalty card. He’s literally standing in Apache land, 150 years after their genocide, talking about protecting American culture; standing amid a culture people like him destroyed, talking about building a wall, like Simon Cowell launching the next series of The X Factor in the Cavern Club.

Joementum posted:

lol if true

https://twitter.com/BenNollWeather/status/901695324825075712

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/papapishu/status/746803108949409793

Guy Goodbody posted:

There are people in these cars. They're stuck

Joementum posted:

glad congress is working on tax cuts for our struggling billionaires

https://twitter.com/brookejarvis/status/901840333259948032

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

hahahahaaha on the good side it could go a different direction after gaining strength and gently caress somebody elses day up instead

Wrenever posted:

https://twitter.com/DividendsMGR/status/901814414151692289

MAGA brokebrains cannot handle the reality of this image

Doesn't fit into the just worldview so it's fake news

Joementum posted:

trump's been quiet for a couple hours. guess they found something to keep him busy.

Venom Snake posted:

Joementum posted:

trump's been quiet for a couple hours. guess they found something to keep him busy.

Wolfsheim posted:

How hosed is Houston, looks p bad but I didn't really follow Katrina

How many katrinas is it on the katrina scale

Also did jeff make it

Joementum posted:

trump's been quiet for a couple hours. guess they found something to keep him busy.

Sir Tonk posted:

It's gonna go hard east and go gently caress up florida

Sir Tonk posted:

what part of town are you in, the heights?

texaholic posted:

KPRC live in Friendswood with civilian boats loaded up with axes and chainsaws to get into houses and returning with families and pets. It is pouring rain there and the water is rising.

Joementum posted:

trump's been quiet for a couple hours. guess they found something to keep him busy.

Martout posted:

hit cat 4 again and then take it all out on mar a lago

galenanorth posted:

6,000 deaths expected, and Katrina had 1,200 deaths, so five Katrinas, but that was before the forecast of restrengthening and a second landfall

Kurtofan posted:

is this trump"s katrina

Apraxin posted:

i like this frankie boyle guy

Rushi posted:

what is yospos

galenanorth posted:

6,000 deaths expected, and Katrina had 1,200 deaths, so five Katrinas, but that was before the forecast of restrengthening and a second landfall

Martout posted:

hit cat 4 again and then take it all out on mar a lago

Kurtofan posted:

is this trump"s katrina

Mo_Steel posted:

a.lo posted:

obamas

Guy Goodbody posted:

fifth ward