Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

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In a place famous for its lack of building zone regulations, thousands of homes are located in floodplains and next to bayous and creeks.

"Are" located?

# ? Aug 27, 2017 19:42

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# ? May 14, 2024 20:06

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Zebulon posted:

They've been evacuated, thankfully.

The cat in the background was rescued too, according to one source:

https://twitter.com/citizenservant/status/901868886957498369

# ? Aug 27, 2017 19:46

PJOmega: May 5, 2009

ilmucche posted:

Didn't McGregor open at +1000 or something?

I only looked at the odds on fight night. Typically odds will trend towards the betting average, so it's likely a lot of people took the 10:1 odds and forced it down to 3:1.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:05

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

dumb. posted:

Jesus gently caress the power is still on. Whatever you do don't shuffle too close to wherever a wall socket lurks among the murk if you are carrying a pacemaker.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:33

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Zipperelli. posted:

Schadenfreude for people in Texas who spent tons of money on hurricane prep: Harvey has been downgraded to Cat 1, and is expected to be downgraded again here soon.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:39

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zipperelli. posted:

Schadenfreude for people in Texas who spent tons of money on hurricane prep: Harvey has been downgraded to Cat 1, and is expected to be downgraded again here soon.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:55

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Zipperelli. posted:

Schadenfreude for people in Texas who spent tons of money on hurricane prep: Harvey has been downgraded to Cat 1, and is expected to be downgraded again here soon.

These words, how do they taste?

# ? Aug 27, 2017 20:56

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Randaconda posted:

You can't fool me, those are just photos of Detroit you ran through the Photoshop flood plug-in. :colbert:

# ? Aug 27, 2017 21:04

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Karate Bastard posted:

Jesus gently caress the power is still on. Whatever you do don't shuffle too close to wherever a wall socket lurks among the murk if you are carrying a pacemaker.

well no, if you get shocked and it fucks up your heart you would want to be the guy with a pacemaker, since it will get your heart going properly again.

unless the electric shock just burns out the pacemaker too, I guess. hmmm. further research is needed

# ? Aug 27, 2017 21:09

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007; Can't post for 28 hours!

Sagebrush posted:

unless the electric shock just burns out the pacemaker too, I guess. hmmm. further research is needed

And that's why Sagebrush isn't allowed near a nursing home anymore.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 21:19

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

zakharov posted:

Hey Zippy, just wondering if you regret this post

Eh. Can't take it back now so I might as well own it. Schadenfreude is on me on this one.

Icon Of Sin posted:

These words, how do they taste?

Like shoe leather.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 21:42

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5 deaths from Harvey

# ? Aug 27, 2017 22:04

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

oldpainless posted:

5 deaths from Harvey

I heard 5 before the new body found at Walmart, so at least 6 I guess

# ? Aug 27, 2017 22:05

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Sad. Truly tragic.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 22:06

Mongolian Queef: May 6, 2004

oldpainless posted:

Sad. Truly tragic.

More like hopefullypainless.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 22:32

Elohssa Gib: Aug 30, 2006; Easily Amused

Mongolian Queef posted:

More like hopefullypainless.

More like Oldlifeless

# ? Aug 27, 2017 23:33

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Besesoth posted:

IIRC, the schadenfreude isn't on MacGregor, it's on what are apparently the overwhelming majority of fans who bet on him to win.

The real vast majority of the MacGregor bets were very small "What if I beat the odds" bets.

EDIT: f;b

Samizdata has a new favorite as of 23:44 on Aug 27, 2017

# ? Aug 27, 2017 23:41

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
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Stoatbringer posted:

"Are" located?

Until the water's gone you can't prove anything is wrong with the house.

# ? Aug 27, 2017 23:53

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Azhais posted:

I heard 5 before the new body found at Walmart, so at least 6 I guess

lol don't cry about the white supremacists drowning

# ? Aug 27, 2017 23:56

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Karate Bastard posted:

Jesus gently caress the power is still on. Whatever you do don't shuffle too close to wherever a wall socket lurks among the murk if you are carrying a pacemaker.

The bigger danger to old frail immune systems is probably that they're wading in sewage

# ? Aug 28, 2017 00:51

Metroid Fitzgerald: Feb 13, 2012; B O O O O B S . . . !

A police chief was just outed as the owner of a neo-Nazi record label

http://www.newsweek.com/oklahoma-police-chief-quits-after-being-linked-neo-nazi-websites-655674?amp=1

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An Oklahoma police chief plans to resign after being accused of links to neo-Nazi websites.

Reserve officer Bart Alsbrook was appointed temporary police chief in the town of Colbert near the Texan border Tuesday.

Texas-based broadcast news network KXII channel 12 had probed local racist groups identified in a hate map by the non-profit civil rights group the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC).

White supremacist organizations in the U.S. have come under renewed scrutiny in recent weeks following the deadly Charlottesville rally, in which an anti-racism protester was killed.

The network found that Alsbrook�s name was on ownership records for two neo-Nazi websites: ISD Records and NS88 Videos.

The groups sell Nazi and confederate memorabilia, and neo-Nazi music by bands including The Klansmen with album titles including Hitler was Right.

The network reported that both websites were taken offline after Alsbrook was questioned about his links to them.

Speaking to news website Tulsa World Saturday, Alsbrook denied involvement with the websites, and said his name had been linked to them by local skinhead groups in a bid to smear him.

�Someone has been using my name for years on the internet in regards to racist topics. It�s not me, rather someone who has hijacked my name due to my combativeness and rejection to white power skinheads who were always coming to the heavy metal shows, starting fights and messing up our scene,� he said, as quoted by the website.

Alsbrook said neo-Nazis in Dallas have been using his name since the mid-90s.

�We hate each other,� he said. �They use my name in all sorts of things.�

The SPLC had previously identified Alsbrook as Texas coordinator of racist skinhead group Blood and Honor and NS88 chief.

According to the SPLC, Blood and Honor emerged in the racist skinhead music scene in the U.K. in the 1980s, subsequently spread to the U.S., and advocates race war.

When asked if he planned to sue those who he alleged smeared his name, Alsbrook told Tulsa World �wish I could.� He later siad reports on his ties to racist groups placed his family in danger.