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suffer from dull, lifeless hair? adolph has the final solution! https://www.tmall.com/mlist/cp_sKK1wLfy.html
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Haier posted:One thing I must stop when I leave China is being able to point out the person's looks or weight because that's fine here. When I see photos of somebody, or am out with someone, I am freely allowed to say "LOL, so fat," or "He looks like a pig" or "That girl is balding and looks like a man." I mean, it's true, but everyone says that stuff out loud here all the time and nobody cares because it's part of the culture. I can't really do that so easily in other places, and I have gotten so used to it that I feel a little sad about not being able to instantly say "Wow, look at that guy's disgusting mole!" Just get some gay friends who are into drag. Then you can chill with them an try to one up each other with sick burns of ugly/fat people.
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Aug 26, 2017 10:03
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big time bisexual posted:suffer from dull, lifeless hair? adolph has the final solution! Hair Hitler
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Aug 26, 2017 13:28
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Spotted today atop Jungfrau in Switzerland 
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Aug 26, 2017 14:19
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Just the right shoes to walk around in the swiss mountains.
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Aug 26, 2017 14:32
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big time bisexual posted:suffer from dull, lifeless hair? adolph has the final solution! IT WILL MAKE YOUR HAIR PERFECTLY WHITE!!!
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webmeister posted:Spotted today atop Jungfrau in Switzerland i'm the kid desperate to jump into death
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Aug 26, 2017 16:42
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webmeister posted:Spotted today atop Jungfrau in Switzerland I'm the backwards flag.
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Aug 26, 2017 17:00
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JaucheCharly posted:Just the right shoes to walk around in the swiss mountains. To be fair, those weren't even close to the worst shoes I saw all day. Plenty of grannies in Crocs, women in heels and guys in black leather shoes like they're heading to the office.
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Aug 26, 2017 17:27
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Women climbing Vesuvius in heels was mindblowing because not only is that obviously bad but it's a volcano so half the time you're climbing up vertical gravel.
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Aug 26, 2017 17:50
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Aug 26, 2017 17:54
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Oh my god I didn't see that coming and now I feel sick.
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Aug 26, 2017 17:55
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i thought someone was getting crushed. this was worse. http://www.sixthtone.com/news/1000738/spurned-by-love%2C-man-throws-woman-from-19th-floor this is the kind of people haier is competing with in china.
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Aug 26, 2017 17:59
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Jeoh posted:i thought someone was getting crushed. this was worse. quote:Netizen reactions since the court revealed the details of the case have overwhelmingly condemned Wang, the victim. One highly upvoted comment reads: “I think the woman deserved it. If you don’t like someone, then accepting their gifts is just toying with them! That’s why he was pushed to do it! It is understandable.” The only thing that matters in this idiot culture is money and compensation for something. Haier fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Aug 26, 2017 |
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Aug 26, 2017 18:06
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simplefish posted:Hair Hitler 
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Aug 26, 2017 19:10
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Jeoh posted:i thought someone was getting crushed. this was worse. Not that it makes this any less bad, but what was she thinking moving in with him??? I have to assume that he offered to pay the rent...
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Aug 26, 2017 19:34
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Haier Hitler
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Aug 26, 2017 20:36
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Haier posted:Since Chinese dating culture is the epitome of "Nice Guy" romance, gifts definitely = marriage or sex if the guy relentlessly pursues her like an autist digs for Dragon Ball Z VHS tapes at Goodwill. ya lol
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Aug 27, 2017 13:42
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Jeoh posted:i thought someone was getting crushed. this was worse. This reminds me of the revolving door incident at my job. Except more severe.
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Aug 27, 2017 15:29
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Not to be a cold rear end in a top hat but what the hell was her plan? Does the laws of physics stop working when you enter china or something?
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Lazer Monkey posted:Does the laws of physics stop working when you enter china or something? People sure do behave like it. To be fair I've seen all kinds of Chinese car wreck aftermath pictures where I have no idea how they're even physically possible, so I'm starting to wonder.
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Aug 27, 2017 17:57
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Lazer Monkey posted:Not to be a cold rear end in a top hat but what the hell was her plan? Did you miss the video of the man trying to hold up a truck in a hurricane with his bare hands?
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Aug 27, 2017 18:01
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You brake your 3 ton car by simply putting out your foot, like on a scooter.
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Aug 27, 2017 18:05
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You guys should give ballerina tea a try lol
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Aug 27, 2017 18:56
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Lazer Monkey posted:Does the laws of physics stop working when you enter china or something? They're just used to bribing their way out of any kind of law enforcement.
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Aug 27, 2017 18:58
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whip posted:You guys should give ballerina tea a try lol Why is it called ballerina tea? Does it give you necrotic feet?
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JaucheCharly posted:Why is it called ballerina tea? Does it give you necrotic feet? Because you're gonna look like a ballerina once your intestines are done falling out of your rear end 
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Aug 27, 2017 19:11
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I think she didn't realise it was moving. She went to get out with her poo poo, realised it was moving and sat down but didn't see the pole and then snap. Probably didn't even understood wtf was going on.
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Aug 27, 2017 22:52
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Outrail posted:Probably didn't even understood wtf was going on. china.rmvb
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Aug 27, 2017 22:54
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nickmeister posted:Did you miss the video of the man trying to hold up a truck in a hurricane with his bare hands? No, this is the china-thread right?
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Aug 27, 2017 23:41
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Lazer Monkey posted:No, this is the china-thread right? it was a typhoon
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Grand Fromage posted:People sure do behave like it. my personal favorite is the one I showed you maybe a year ago where the wrecked car is balanced perfectly on its nose against the divider on an overpass as if it had fallen from the sky Outrail posted:I think she didn't realise it was moving. She went to get out with her poo poo, realised it was moving and sat down youd have to have some serious inner ear and awareness problems for a car to be rolling at that speed and not feel/see something happening before trying to step out of the car. the giant pole would be a great indicator since it's super visible unless you spend a lot of time in your car not looking out the front or side window this could tie into those research results posted previously that showed ethnic chinese people are more prone to motion sickness/vertigo - she always feels like she's drifting in the car even when it's stopped, and therefore didnt notice until she tried getting out.
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LentThem posted:my personal favorite is the one I showed you maybe a year ago where the wrecked car is balanced perfectly on its nose against the divider on an overpass as if it had fallen from the sky Post that one you found yesterday where the car is flipping through the air into oncoming traffic like it just got punched by Singham.
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Lazer Monkey posted:Not to be a cold rear end in a top hat but what the hell was her plan? nickmeister posted:Did you miss the video of the man trying to hold up a truck in a hurricane with his bare hands? http://i.imgur.com/bzlaGhY.gifv angel opportunity posted:it was a typhoon
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Aug 28, 2017 05:06
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LMAO http://i.imgur.com/r36ZVca.gifv
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Aug 28, 2017 05:08
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Today is yet another Valentine's day here, which I think is like the fifth one this year. Like all the others, girls I haven't talked to in ages are crawling out of the woodwork to ask to meet saying it's a special day and they can't stand to be alone on it because all their friends and married friends are with someone. I give my standard "LOL, there's too many of these stupid days here" and then am told that NO, this is the REAL Chinese Valentine's day. Even the name of the day, Qixi Festival or whatever, translates into "Chinese Valentine's Day" in Wechat. I don't care. I have like three days of work left and I am finished. Today I pack my luggage as much as I can and throw out all the unnecessary stuff in my apartment. I am leaving so soon, it's amazing.
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Aug 28, 2017 05:14
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Haier posted:Today is yet another Valentine's day here, which I think is like the fifth one this year. Like all the others, girls I haven't talked to in ages are crawling out of the woodwork to ask to meet saying it's a special day and they can't stand to be alone on it because all their friends and married friends are with someone. I give my standard "LOL, there's too many of these stupid days here" and then am told that NO, this is the REAL Chinese Valentine's day. Even the name of the day, Qixi Festival or whatever, translates into "Chinese Valentine's Day" in Wechat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsQCNtCH2sc
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Grand Fromage posted:Post that one you found yesterday where the car is flipping through the air into oncoming traffic like it just got punched by Singham. I saw that happen here once. Scary poo poo. OWLS! fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Aug 28, 2017 |
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"I wanted to give you a hickey so girls know your mine." They all try. I loving hate it. God drat it.
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