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I honestly just found it refreshing that Eric was so bitter and angry and hostile. I'm sick of all these stories about inspiring handicapped people who climb mountains and poo poo, I can only relate to dickheads like myself. Also I hope Kendra rots in hell.
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My new thing is reading Trumps tweets in Eric's voice.
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Aug 25, 2017 18:09
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Bonzo posted:My new thing is reading Trumps tweets in Eric's voice. Holy poo poo. This actually works.
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Aug 25, 2017 18:16
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Who beet?
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i like to think that johnny fratto is exploiting eric up in heaven right now
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Aug 25, 2017 19:29
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an adult beverage posted:
You think ETM was in on the Kendra saga? I always felt like he was being lied to by Johnny and Kendra and thats why he would get so indignant when they would say it was fake. He would get so mad! Eric was the best. If he admitted it or something I may have missed some key parts of the saga and should remedy that with some ETM background noise today. Evil Agita fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Aug 25, 2017 |
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Aug 25, 2017 19:53
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Eric the ungrateful shitcock never scammed limo drivers and restaurants. He never got away with vehicular homicide. He never did whatever it is that makes me hate rear end Napkin Ed and Debbie the pet lady so much. He just wanted to be loved by an American Idol. Is that so wrong?
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Aug 25, 2017 21:45
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Szyznyk posted:Eric the ungrateful shitcock never scammed limo drivers and restaurants. He never got away with vehicular homicide. He never did whatever it is that makes me hate rear end Napkin Ed and Debbie the pet lady so much. He just wanted to be loved by an American Idol. Is that so wrong? He threatened to rape a woman on the air so... He also stalked women and there was some questions about if he'd had discussions with the police over it.
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Aug 25, 2017 22:36
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I heard he survived by photosynthesis. Maybe it had been cloudy for a week up until the day he died.
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Aug 25, 2017 22:40
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yeah, like... he might not have initially pushed for the Pepsah-Cola reimbursement if not for Johnny, but he was still a dumb enough moron to go along with it. That, to me, is just as good. I get that for someone like Ralph. I love to hate him. I love when they make fun of Ralph, Sal, Gary, Benjy, etc.. But with eric, it was like there's no emotion behind him. He didn't feel embarrassment, or didn't show any signs of it, so it's hard to get pleasure from them making fun of him. It's like making fun of a toaster.
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Aug 25, 2017 22:45
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Eric was in on the Kendra poo poo. It was all planned. That's why the entire "Im going to play the field" bit failed because he was such a lovely actor he couldn't stop from smiling in the middle of saying it.
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Aug 25, 2017 22:52
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Eric displayed more rage than I ever will in a lifetime.
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Szyznyk posted:Eric the ungrateful shitcock never scammed limo drivers and restaurants. He never got away with vehicular homicide. He never did whatever it is that makes me hate rear end Napkin Ed and Debbie the pet lady so much. He just wanted to be loved by an American Idol. Is that so wrong? What?
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some guy on the bus posted:I get that for someone like Ralph. I love to hate him. I love when they make fun of Ralph, Sal, Gary, Benjy, etc.. But with eric, it was like there's no emotion behind him. He didn't feel embarrassment, or didn't show any signs of it, so it's hard to get pleasure from them making fun of him. It's like making fun of a toaster. Holy poo poo, THIS. I've never really been able to explain why I never really liked his segments, and this is it.
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Aug 26, 2017 01:43
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BiggerBoat posted:What? Elegant Elliot Offen.
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BiggerBoat posted:What? Elliot Offen killed someone. It was manslaughter though, just a bad accident.
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BiggerBoat posted:What? ^^^^ edit; gently caress, beaten Elegant Elliot ran over and killed an old lady sometime between the end of the radio show and the debut of the Sirius run. It was definitely reported on by Langford, yet weirdly enough not expounded upon on the actual show that much. And let's not give short (heh) thrift to Eric - he did too try to scam...he first padded a bill to Fratto for his WWE trip to promote an energy drink, and also tried to use Johnny's credit card to get free rides to the Bunny Ranch. Let's also not forget his price gouging on his autographed photos on his store, I think they were nearly $30 and you didn't even get it in an 8x10 form. Little shrimpy gangster gently caress, haha!
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Cliche Guevara posted:^^^^ edit; gently caress, beaten He sent that old bag to the CHOP SHOP, that's gangster talk for morgue riiighhhttt
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gently caress you GAY HOWARD Hi Fred
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Eric displayed more rage than I ever will in a lifetime. Its like the rage distorted his body. Like the Emperor in Star Wars.
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Ether Frenzy posted:gently caress you GAY HOWARD I miss Alice. They had a bit with her a few weeks back, but she is on the show so rarely now.
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I liked when Elliot Offen would yell and argue and complain about how to properly pronounce his last name. "It's Offen! Not Offen!" It always sounded exactly the same and no one knew what he was yelling about.
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Former Human posted:I liked when Elliot Offen would yell and argue and complain about how to properly pronounce his last name. He says it like "Affen". I hear the difference, I just don't understand it.
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This is my ultimate case for why Hank is my favorite Wack Packer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl2_b2KE1w He's loaded, he destroys Gary, and he even hits Randy Newman with a barb. Beet has a longer time on the show and Eric was heard far more but I'd put Hank up there as the P4P greatest Wack Packer ever. I think Beet and Eric had chances of being dull and boring (I love Beet but there's only so much he can do or the show can do to him) but Hank was always interesting and always on.
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I only started listening to the show after Hank died, but the thread made me go back and listen to his best bits earlier this year. The only think that really bothers me about it all is knowing that he died, and watching the staff laugh at him, and encouraging him on when he was smashed. It almost felt like they were unknowingly helping him kill himself, but he probably would have done the same anyway, and he got to live a decent portion of his life as a star 
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Kragger99 posted:I only started listening to the show after Hank died, but the thread made me go back and listen to his best bits earlier this year. The only think that really bothers me about it all is knowing that he died, and watching the staff laugh at him, and encouraging him on when he was smashed. It almost felt like they were unknowingly helping him kill himself, but he probably would have done the same anyway, and he got to live a decent portion of his life as a star They almost did this with Artie
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Kragger99 posted:I only started listening to the show after Hank died, but the thread made me go back and listen to his best bits earlier this year. The only think that really bothers me about it all is knowing that he died, and watching the staff laugh at him, and encouraging him on when he was smashed. It almost felt like they were unknowingly helping him kill himself, but he probably would have done the same anyway, and he got to live a decent portion of his life as a star That's why Crackhead Bob stopped coming on the show, he was tired of being a joke and moved away from the city to get off drugs.
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Kragger99 posted:I only started listening to the show after Hank died, but the thread made me go back and listen to his best bits earlier this year. The only think that really bothers me about it all is knowing that he died, and watching the staff laugh at him, and encouraging him on when he was smashed. It almost felt like they were unknowingly helping him kill himself, but he probably would have done the same anyway, and he got to live a decent portion of his life as a star They tried to get him into rehab. He wouldn't go. Just like Artie.
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Here's Hank and folks, he's drinking again. This is so sad. Hank, you're an alcoholic, please get help. Repeat for 45 minutes. Oh boy, what a great Stern show! They tried to help Hank on multiple occasions, he didn't want it. The dude bailed out of mandatory court treatment programs, too. You can't save everyone.
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Plus Bob and Hank were discovered because they had a drug or alcohol problem. Their problems started way before and had zero to do with the show.
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One of the greatest things about Eric is a mix of his ingratitude and complete lack of intimidation of Howard. Howard Stern, regardless of your opinion of him, is a gigantic figure in the last 50 years of American Media. I know KOAM started as a goof but in the 90's Stern was to radio what The Simpsons were to TV. I didn't listen then but I always knew who he was. I even really enjoyed Private Parts, having never listened to his show. He's incredibly famous, incredibly rich, impressively powerful, and here is a broke midget in a wheel chair calling him bignose, and threatening to "go to war" with him over calling Kelly Clarkson fat. You can't get much farther apart on the social hierarchy ladder of the world than Eric and Stern. Nobody, NOBODY in Stern's life talks to him like Eric did. Not for decades. God I miss that angry little mcnugget.
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 I always felt like it was the same (for me) as the Hoawrd Stern Haters in Private parts. They listen for twice as long as the fans, because "they want to hear what he'll say next". I really fuckin hated the guy, but it was always classic when they antagonized the poo poo out of him. Zero... Point... Zero. Which wack packer do you guys thing will die next? I kinda wish it'll be high pitch eric, but he seems like a human cockroach. After stern has long retired, he'll still be kicking and beet, foot, gary, wendy will have all kicked the bucket.
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^^ I get the feeling when High Pitch dies, it'll be a violent shooting because he conned the wrong people.GenoCanSing posted:One of the greatest things about Eric is a mix of his ingratitude and complete lack of intimidation of Howard. Howard Stern, regardless of your opinion of him, is a gigantic figure in the last 50 years of American Media. I know KOAM started as a goof but in the 90's Stern was to radio what The Simpsons were to TV. I didn't listen then but I always knew who he was. I even really enjoyed Private Parts, having never listened to his show. I think that is what really upended Howard, honestly. Artie showed that it was easy to wail on Eric because despite his rage he really had nothing else in life. You could tell him to gently caress off and he would screech and 'quit' the show and then call in the very next day under some pathetic excuses. He was a human punching bag that really couldn't fight back despite his delusional brain thinking he could. Howard could have and should have gone further. At the end, it wasn't Howard holding back, it was Howard kowtowing to some little freak because Howard was getting too soft and trying vainly to break into the mainstream and failing.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:He was a human punching bag that really couldn't fight back despite his delusional brain thinking he could. (EDIT: I'm totally wrong, but not going to delete my post) "I'm IRISH... we're known for fighting with our words..." I'm also (Canadian) Irish, and what the gently caress is this all about? First of all, who thinks this? You get a stereotypical Irishman riled up and you'll likely get a hook to the jaw. Second of all, oh Eric, did you back the wrong horse. If this IS an Irish stereotype, he is a shining example against it.  "Fred, you push that button one more time and I'll show up and BZEHK AHR YZR.... FINGERS!" "Howard, let me do the red carpet. I know I can do it, so let me drat do it." "..........." (this choice quote is from his 'Idle' show). Edit: For someone like him who consistently let opportunities pass him by, I'm reminded of: 
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My favorite ETM moment is the press conference he gave over the internet during one of his breaks from the show. There's a computer fan hum sound in that background that goes between a low and higher frequency. It's sublime and I don't know why.
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Oh my god, I forgot about his Idol show. It's almost how impressive how boring it was.
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haljordan posted:Oh my god, I forgot about his Idol show. It's almost how impressive how boring it was. His Idol show with all those technical difficulties was amazing. I also loved it when he booted people for asking when he was going to fly with Balloons or they would just type ACK ACK. ETM is the greatest Wack Packer of all time in my opinion. He thought Werewolves were real for christ sake.
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Burden posted:His Idol show with all those technical difficulties was amazing. I also loved it when he booted people for asking when he was going to fly with Balloons or they would just type ACK ACK. Agreed completely. Though for the sake of full disclosure, Johnny put that werewolf thing in the clause. Eric, however, didn't fight it. "Johnny said he read something on Wikipedia..." I will say that the only part of the ETA timeline that I don't really care for (while still loving it more than a lot of other wack packer appearances) was when Gonzo showed up. I mean, I love it when people hosed with Eric, but Gonzo was annoying.
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This screenshot of John's desktop and browser is loving hysterical. https://twitter.com/stutteringjohnm/status/901848753140666370 Also of note, he went on a random rant at Jackie in the past couple hours after saying he made up with Artie. No clue where it comes from since Jackie (41k Twitter followers to John's 17k, that's hilarious by itself) seemingly does nothing but tweet hack jokes and promote himself. Nothing to what John says other than that Jackie was a narcissist, as if anyone on the show wasn't. Maybe he'll fire out more who knows. He claims he's going to lay it all out in his book as well but I'm doubting that book ever sees the light of day.
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