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verymoldy
May 23, 2004

I learned about this as a boy scout, so at the street fair a bunch of stupid 13 year old kids were rubbing their noses and touching people's drinks with nose oil as we were serving them. Nobody died.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It's all natural!

Just like poo poo.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Just dunk your whole nose into the foam when you take your first sip, that way you're drinking your own oils.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

These posts make me glad I don't drink. Christ.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's all natural!

Just like poo poo.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Real life AUG: Got into an argument with a guy from work yesterday about whether you should wash your hands after making GBS threads. He claims that you shouldn't, to "build your immune system".

thank god I don't work in the same building as him

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
vaccinated? no thank you, I lick the poles on the subway. enjoy your autism needles :smug:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Labes for days posted:

These posts make me glad I don't drink. Christ.

I'm sure you never touch your hamburger/taco/pizza with your bare hands either, right? You're rubbing your skin oils all over everything you eat constantly, dude.


LostCosmonaut posted:

Real life AUG: Got into an argument with a guy from work yesterday about whether you should wash your hands after making GBS threads. He claims that you shouldn't, to "build your immune system".

thank god I don't work in the same building as him

This, in the other hand, is massively gross as gently caress. Please don't be covered in feces.

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Oct 30, 2009

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rydiafan posted:



This, in the other hand, is massively gross as gently caress. Please don't be covered in feces.

Too late

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




oh my god please just wash your face

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Personally, I put industrial defoamer in my drinks

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i poo poo directly into my beer

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

im pooping! posted:

i poo poo directly into my beer

forum handle/post combination

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



http://i.imgur.com/R9ZDx5H.gifv

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I eat rear end

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

LostCosmonaut posted:

Real life AUG: Got into an argument with a guy from work yesterday about whether you should wash your hands after making GBS threads. He claims that you shouldn't, to "build your immune system".

thank god I don't work in the same building as him

This makes sense. I'm gonna stop washing my hands after a poo poo so I can build mine and everyone else's immune system up. Thank you aug thread for the advice. I'm going to start licking doorknobs too, for extra immune system superiority.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
If he wants to build his immune system he should be licking other people's unwashed hands after they poo poo so he can pick up their gut fauna.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


just live in a toilet bowl

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Just die

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

On my way!

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

tessiebee posted:

Yup. Kind of like the way you can feel ear wax moving around. Thick and slow clumpy movement. Thankfully my ius means I barely bleed anymore!

It's red slime till the uterine lining comes out and then it's chunky salsa.

Still not as gross as that nose gif.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

queserasera posted:

and then it's chunky salsa.

Mild or spicy?

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Stoatbringer posted:

Mild or spicy?

This is a surprisingly important question.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Would make gettin' your redwings a lot tastier.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Making these new Star Wars movies is really taking its toll on Mark Hamill.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Nah, dude, that's Richard Stallman!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


What's his forum handle?

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 13:42 on Aug 28, 2017

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Randaconda posted:



What his forum handle?

Marlboro Man

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Nah, dude, that's Richard Stallman!

Yeah nah that's not a face of tender embraces.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Randaconda posted:



What his forum handle?

I know Randaconda's AUG factory when I see it :crossarms:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I like how he only has one shirt and only put it on to get his picture taken (as evidenced by the lone hanger).

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sludge Tank posted:

I know Randaconda's AUG factory when I see it :crossarms:

Nah, he's got a least a hundred pounds on me.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I'm looking, but I'm surprised there's no overflowing ash tray. Maybe that's what the empty cans are for.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Weight loss success story:

https://imgur.com/gallery/22rRn

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Randaconda posted:



What's his forum handle?

Goon lairs are my favorite brand of AUG

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The walls don't even have medium nicotine staining yet.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I think he's playing EverQuest?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Hard to distinguish in my phone but it looks like wow to me.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


DJ Putin in da house

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
That's impressive multitasking -- trolling trade chat in Darnassus, smoking a cigarette, and slowpy working on his impenetrable fortress of soda cans cemented by excreted nose grease.

Randaconda posted:

Nah, he's got a least a hundred pounds on me.

Why are you resting under his thigh?

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