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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hell, same

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005



A great visual joke, though the stick of dynamite confused me until I remembered that this artist just likes to hide them in his cartoons

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Syd Midnight posted:



A great visual joke, though the stick of dynamite confused me until I remembered that this artist just likes to hide them in his cartoons

I don't get it. A naked woman jumped out of the window?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
He just learned superwoman's secret identity.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Does Supergirl not wear underwear under her costume? I've really underestimated the CW.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Dunno. She totally does wear underwear over her costume though. Wearing multiple does seem a bit on the redundant side.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paladinus posted:

I don't get it. A naked woman jumped out of the window?

American Salaryman is like "heck yeah gonna get my bone on" but actually his undiagnosed bipolar wife had an episode.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Powaqoatse posted:

American Salaryman is like "heck yeah gonna get my bone on" but actually his undiagnosed bipolar wife had an episode.

Episode? Bitch had a season finale.

#trytheveal

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
SFW Oglaf best Oglaf



N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
that loving knight with that mail helmet is too loving good. what a pun, want to see that guy getting up to stuff, fighting monsters through wind, and hail, and snow.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

N. Senada posted:

that loving knight with that mail helmet is too loving good. what a pun, want to see that guy getting up to stuff, fighting monsters through wind, and hail, and snow.

"You've got mail!" *BAM*

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Absurd Alhazred posted:

SFW Oglaf best Oglaf





:3:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

ew

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Is this a jojo reference?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Volcott posted:

Is this a jojo reference?

Wtf is Jojo?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Randaconda posted:

Wtf is Jojo?

ew

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Volcott posted:

Is this a jojo reference?

yuck

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005


That last panel just keeps on giving. It only takes one legionnaire with a "Kissing Booth" shield to totally ruin the morale of a Roman tortoise formation.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Syd Midnight posted:

That last panel just keeps on giving. It only takes one legionnaire with a "Kissing Booth" shield to totally ruin the morale of a Roman tortoise formation.



Or one Spartan from the ever-feared Happy Face unit

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


clear - pettily contrary instead of actually ironic, but still - jokes:

mail armor
horse archer guy with hobby horse toy instead of actual horse
male adventurer in chainmail bikini
legionnaire w/kissing booth

incomprehensible:
lady in unicorn costume

does this mean she's a virgin?
not a virgin?
just a goofy costume?

pbfing like a motherfucker here, someone help

Tip Shades
Oct 28, 2016

Grand Prize Winner posted:

clear - pettily contrary instead of actually ironic, but still - jokes:

mail armor
horse archer guy with hobby horse toy instead of actual horse
male adventurer in chainmail bikini
legionnaire w/kissing booth

incomprehensible:
lady in unicorn costume

does this mean she's a virgin?
not a virgin?
just a goofy costume?

pbfing like a motherfucker here, someone help

I think it's just supposed to be a hide cowl/boots, but with a cute unicorn instead of a bear, wolf, etc.

Sound Mr. Brown
Feb 21, 2005

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.
They're all references to an earlier Oglaf (or Oglafs), aren't they?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Just enjoy the gag, geez.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Syd Midnight posted:



A great visual joke, though the stick of dynamite confused me until I remembered that this artist just likes to hide them in his cartoons

I still feel like this wasn't explained. How does it not just look like a smiling guy in a room someone jumped naked out of?

E: is it really just that he thinks she's naked but she's dead too?

Rolo has a new favorite as of 04:57 on Aug 29, 2017

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I'm the picture of dignity.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Rolo posted:

I still feel like this wasn't explained. How does it not just look like a smiling guy in a room someone jumped naked out of?

E: is it really just that he thinks she's naked but she's dead too?

Several people take their clothes off to commit suicide, or so I read in the past. He comes in and sees the clothes thinking his lady is down for fun time but she's really down on the pavement. Expectations usurped!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Grand Prize Winner posted:

pbfing like a motherfucker here, someone help
The foothills warriors all have ironic cutesy armour/accessories so a viking with a fluffy bunny shield would fit right in with them.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Grand Prize Winner posted:


incomprehensible:
lady in unicorn costume

does this mean she's a virgin?
not a virgin?
just a goofy costume?

pbfing like a motherfucker here, someone help

Cool = bear/wolf/big cat skin
Lame irony = unicorn skin

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

marshmallow creep posted:

Several people take their clothes off to commit suicide, or so I read in the past. He comes in and sees the clothes thinking his lady is down for fun time but she's really down on the pavement. Expectations usurped!

That's what I figured.

I figured it's dumb.

E: I mean it's kinda almost funny.

Rolo has a new favorite as of 16:52 on Aug 29, 2017

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



It's funny actually

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Rolo posted:

I still feel like this wasn't explained. How does it not just look like a smiling guy in a room someone jumped naked out of?

E: is it really just that he thinks she's naked but she's dead too?

The woman was having an affair on him with another man. While they were passionately making out they leaned on an open windowsill and fell-out.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I just never knew it was a thing to take all your clothes off before committing suicide out a window.

I figured she fell out while changing but there wasn't much evidence of that either.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
obviously he left his window open on purpose in an attempt to catch some women's clothes while at work, and he's happy because it paid off after 10 long years of just finding rodents and homeless people when he got home.

it's pretty obvious if you're a scholar of Bizarro lore.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

finalellipsis posted:

obviously he left his window open on purpose in an attempt to catch some women's clothes while at work, and he's happy because it paid off after 10 long years of just finding rodents and homeless people when he got home.

it's pretty obvious if you're a scholar of Bizarro lore.

Isn't that just Data?

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Isn't that just Data?

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
BIZARRO!

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