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loquacius posted:You give less of a poo poo about being a dork when you're older. In some ways anyway, I play less JRPGs now but I tell more lovely jokes v I choose to believe none of his family even knows he's constantly drinking and simply thinks he's a sex weird.
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loquacius posted:I dunno what getting caught jerking off has to do with being an alcoholic anyway One day you'll understand 
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Aug 27, 2017 03:00
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call that high jacking
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Aug 27, 2017 03:33
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Hey, fake jacking dude, you're really bad at writing so maybe try better next time. Or don't. It's really bad either way, and not just because you maybe really raped your own kid, but because you conveyed it in such a poor way. Learn to write your rape fantasies better. Idiot.
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Aug 27, 2017 04:00
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hey, fake jacking dude, you're really bad at writing so maybe try better next time. Or don't. It's really bad either way, and not just because you maybe really raped your own kid, but because you conveyed it in such a poor way. Learn to write your rape fantasies better. Idiot. It read like a drunk post. You can see where the words he was trying to write are split between two or three words, likely because of sloppy phone posting and autocorrect. Seems OP removed the end of the post so I can't find the example I was thinking of, but "si gel" instead of single or "hacking" instead of jacking.
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Aug 27, 2017 04:33
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hey, fake jacking dude, you're really bad at writing so maybe try better next time. Or don't. It's really bad either way, and not just because you maybe really raped your own kid, but because you conveyed it in such a poor way. Learn to write your rape fantasies better. Idiot. only feshes we got man. when you are dying of thirst even jacking it is better than nothing
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Aug 27, 2017 04:48
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If you get caught masturbating 4 times you're spending way too much time masturbating without adequate privacy.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hey, fake jacking dude, you're really bad at writing so maybe try better next time. Or don't. It's really bad either way, and not just because you maybe really raped your own kid, but because you conveyed it in such a poor way. Learn to write your rape fantasies better. Idiot. If walking in on someone who's jacking off means getting raped then walking in on someone having sex is also rape. Hey I'm a rape survivor! Edit: And a rapist! Doctor Malaver fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Aug 27, 2017 |
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Aug 27, 2017 07:59
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Hung over; have feshesquote:My confession is pretty unsurprising, given our shared hangout: I like to troll. I shy away from hot button stuff - I'm not a nazi anyways. My stuff is more subtle. (And to be frank, if you avoid racism, antisemitism, and misogyny you get past people's bullshit filters so much better, making your trolls more effective) quote:Hi there, terrified of crabs (the edible kind) goon here again.
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Aug 27, 2017 15:09
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Crabs are more scared of you than you are of them. Weenie.
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Aug 27, 2017 15:15
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 They're evolving crab goon, be afraid.
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Aug 27, 2017 15:34
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quote:For example, maybe someone posts on /r/relationships that they suspect their partner of cheating, snooped on their phone, and found evidence of cheating. I might reply "Oh wow, that sucks - did you give them a piece of your mind?". When they confirm, you follow up: "Oh, so you verbally abused your partner after violating their privacy (and the computer fraud and abuse act?). You are an abusive, violent partner and your poor boyfriend was probably too scared to end things/.. maybe he was biding his time until you were out of town and could safely move his things out." There's a handful of  people doing the same in E/N and I bet they don't bother with Tor. So not only is your life lovely, but your Internet Secret Troll game too.
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Aug 27, 2017 15:55
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Red Spycrab posted:
crabs have basically no muscle in their shoulders a knife-wielding crab is not a threat
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Aug 27, 2017 16:03
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it is posted:crabs have basically no muscle in their shoulders a knife-wielding crab is not a threat Getting mixed messages here man
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Aug 27, 2017 16:05
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The only crabs to fear is Leonard J Crabs. The man does nothing but sharpen his legal clause.
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Aug 27, 2017 17:45
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Misery troll needs to just move on, physically and emotionally. Dwelling on poo poo wont fix it or you, cut it out like a tumor from your psyche. If you're around lovely people still, uproot.
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Aug 27, 2017 17:51
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quote:You posted pics of my house on page 90. It's been remodeled since then and I've been keeping up with it better. Here's the attached pictures, and here's the first post from before the remodel. If nothing else, you've gotten better at photography. And yeah, this sort of just looks like an apartment where a young person lives rather than a serious Goon Lair. Not bad! quote:This isn't so much a confession as an observation. I am starting to bleed a lot. I woke up this morning and my tshirt and bed sheets had spots of blood all over the place from my nose. When I poo poo there is so much blood that when I stand up to wipe (yeah I'm a stand-wiper, gently caress off) several drops of blood fall to the floor. I am getting random wounds on my arms and stomach and inner thighs that bleed like hell if I pick at them. Also my urine is reddish and really foamy. I guess pointless preventable death is pretty cool, sure Anyway the effects of anemia are pretty well-known by now; if I were you I'd just read the Wikipedia article and go to a drat doctor.
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Aug 28, 2017 16:04
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If you want to die there are probably less drawn out and painful ways than letting yourself slowly bleed to death.
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Aug 28, 2017 16:06
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Call me old fashioned but I'd draw the line at making GBS threads and pissing blood
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Aug 28, 2017 16:10
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Why is he acting like standing to wipe is something people would make fun of him for? Obviously go see a doctor to deal with all the blood but it seemed weird he put the wiping part in there. If this is going to cause a massive derail about how to properly wipe your rear end ignore me.
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Aug 28, 2017 16:17
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The only proper way to wipe your rear end is the way I do it: face down on the ground
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Aug 28, 2017 16:26
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limp_cheese posted:Why is he acting like standing to wipe is something people would make fun of him for? Obviously go see a doctor to deal with all the blood but it seemed weird he put the wiping part in there. How you wipe your rear end has always been a guaranteed way to derail a thread here. I haven't seen one in a while though.
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Aug 28, 2017 16:28
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wait you wipe your own rear end? Jeez.
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Aug 28, 2017 16:29
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LMFAO if you don't sit on the toilet AC slater style, literally shitposting from both ends   (put your phone on the shelf)
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Aug 28, 2017 16:29
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I actually toss the toilet-paper roll down the hallway, leaving a trail of TP on the ground which I throw myself along like a slip-and-slide, butt-first
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Aug 28, 2017 16:31
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anyone have that old mspaint of a dude looping the tp through his rear end and back around the shoulder? that's how you're supposed to wipe.
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Aug 28, 2017 16:33
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bradzilla posted:anyone have that old mspaint of a dude looping the tp through his rear end and back around the shoulder? that's how you're supposed to wipe. Tried. Breaks to easy. Front to back for the brown work but I use a finishing back to front with a quick inspection to make sure I didn't miss anything.
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Aug 28, 2017 17:21
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what other way is there than front to back? Back to front means you're sat there on the can reaching under your undercarriage wiping poo poo towards your balls/cooch which seems like it's not too far removed from a scat fetish
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Theophany posted:what other way is there than front to back? Back to front means you're sat there on the can reaching under your undercarriage wiping poo poo towards your balls/cooch which seems like it's not too far removed from a scat fetish I installed a garden hose in my bathroom. I'll get in the shower and just pressure wash my rear end in a top hat clean after each and every bowel movement. Saves on TP and I'm cleaner than I've ever been in my life.
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A Fancy Hat posted:I installed a garden hose in my bathroom. I'll get in the shower and just pressure wash my rear end in a top hat clean after each and every bowel movement. Saves on TP and I'm cleaner than I've ever been in my life. this is literally what a bidet is my man
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Aug 28, 2017 17:41
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Honestly every time I take a poo poo I just cut my losses and take a shower
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Aug 28, 2017 17:47
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limp_cheese posted:If this is going to cause a massive derail about how to properly wipe your rear end ignore me. No one ignored you, sorry
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Aug 28, 2017 17:49
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Isn't the bowl where you wash your hands afterwards? I usually poo poo in the top part. I have to get a new toilet every month or so but it's better than an outhouse.
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Aug 28, 2017 17:53
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My semi anonymous confession is that animal lovers drive me nuts. Specifically the kind that have to interrupt every conversation with squealing exclamations like "CAT!" or "DOGGO!" whenever they see one on the street. Of course since this is 2017, I'm probably the rear end in a top hat for telling someone to act like an adult instead of picking on them for having the attention span of a goldfish
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My semi anonymous confession is that animal lovers drive me nuts. Specifically the kind that have to interrupt every conversation with squealing exclamations like "CAT!" or "DOGGO!" whenever they see one on the street. I'm sorry, if someone has gone to the effort of dressing a tiny hilarious dog in tiny hilariously humiliating clothes then I am going to recognize that, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My semi anonymous confession is that animal lovers drive me nuts. Specifically the kind that have to interrupt every conversation with squealing exclamations like "CAT!" or "DOGGO!" whenever they see one on the street. nah. but you do sound like fun police. Acting like an adult is kind of subjective, so sorry about your lame sounding adulthood friend.
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sneakyfrog posted:Acting like an adult is kind of subjective not it's pretty objective, but i get that when you live in the  upstairs annex in your parents' mcmansion you feel a need to redefine it
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Aug 28, 2017 19:33
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maskenfreiheit posted:not it's pretty objective, but i get that when you live in the I dont have room for parents friend, the dogs and cats are all in the way. But ok, sorry you dont have as much fun adult-ing in the same fashion i do i guess?
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sneakyfrog posted:I dont have room for parents friend, the dogs and cats are all in the way. life is pain highness
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maskenfreiheit posted:life is pain highness So if its not then i guess I'm doing it wrong huh. poo poo. I guess I'll get right on that. 
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