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Trastion: Jul 24, 2003; The one and only.

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

There is nothing funny about Adult Swim...

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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Aleph Null posted:

lol this is so true!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZF5e-BTBuQ

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porktree: Mar 23, 2002; You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I went to the City Museum for my honeymoon.

There's about a million ways to seriously injure yourself and I'm surprised you don't have to sign a waiver, but the worst thing I saw was some guy stuck in a tube dropping his phone and smashing the screen.

A cousin of mine was married and had the reception at the City Museum - best wedding ever.

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Trampolines gently caress me up bad. I have severe hypermobility in most of my joints and every time I try to jump on one I just crumple up like a cheap confederate statue.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Somewhere among these lines lurks a lesson unlearned.

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ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

Wilford Cutlery posted:

I moved out of Ontario in 1990 when I was 11. Revisited a couple years ago and the playgrounds in my old neighborhood were gone, nothing but flat grass now. When I visited before in 2003 one of them at least had the sand pit but no structures.

I was talking about this with a friend from London, ON and he told me that in his neighborhood, the playgrounds were also made of thick timber beams (same as mine) and some kid managed to get his head stuck in the gap between two of them.

Haha holy poo poo I grew up in London and that's where the girl nearly died. I wonder if it was the same magical playground of death

# ? Aug 28, 2017 22:14

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Or is there some sadistic git that keeps following you around pushing you onto trampolines, or what? I'm now imagining your commute to work as a nerve wracking meandering game of trampoline avoidance. If so, what a dick!

# ? Aug 28, 2017 22:16

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Karate Bastard posted:

Or is there some sadistic git that keeps following you around pushing you onto trampolines, or what? I'm now imagining your commute to work as a nerve wracking meandering game of trampoline avoidance. If so, what a dick!

When I was a kid I never made a connection, I just thought I had bad luck. Wasn't aware it wasn't normal for knees to bend backwards and ankles fold sideways. I'm smarter now, I just don't go on them. Work buddies sometimes go to trampoline parks for a birthday or something and I just stay home.

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Bates: Jun 15, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

When I was a kid I never made a connection, I just thought I had bad luck. Wasn't aware it wasn't normal for knees to bend backwards and ankles fold sideways. I'm smarter now, I just don't go on them. Work buddies sometimes go to trampoline parks for a birthday or something and I just stay home.

You are wasting your potential, young man. You could be the LA Beast of trampolines!

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

perhaps PYF needs a "PYF playground/playground story" thread

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PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

perhaps PYF needs a "PYF playground/playground story" thread

Be the change you want to see in the world.

All it takes is starting the thread.

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

I'm not that interested in the topic, unfortunately, otherwise I would

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'm not that interested in the topic, unfortunately, otherwise I would

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Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Bates posted:

You are wasting your potential, young man. You could be the LA Beast of trampolines!

Or the hot dog choking guy

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Randaconda posted:

hey I did my best to contribute kinda on-topic by posting a funny playground picture, chubby jaguar dude

I'll try again (sorry for watermarks):

This one wasn't funny but I found it while looking and it's pretty cool

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That is cool.

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Roobanguy: May 31, 2011

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ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

To contribute to slide chat there was a slide when I was younger built out of a fighter jets that was pretty cool. Phone posting or I'd pull a photo.

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Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Roobanguy posted:

Xavier: renegade angle was a great show

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Samuringa posted:

Houston be hosed

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Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

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Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Rick_Hunter posted:

Blockbuster did try something like that in 2 places - Albuquerque and Indianapolis. Blockbuster Block Party was basically a proto Dave & Busters with an enclosed jungle gym/ball pit/obstacle course. Blockbuster never capitalized on the idea but the thing that ruined it for me was the fact that the gym area was repeatedly closed down because a couple would gently caress in the ball pit, someone would find the condom, and it would have to be sanitized.

Adult Ball Pits will never not be the stupidest idea. I was thinking like low-hanging climbing netting, rubber-coated bar structures to climb, the occasional slide or balance beam, maybe grip challenges over dedicated soft landing zones. The only challenge I see is preventing 18-40 year old swole energy demons from going way too hard on the equipment and limiting casual, invigorating play for everyone else.

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Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

mind the walrus posted:

Adult Ball Pits will never not be the stupidest idea. I was thinking like low-hanging climbing netting, rubber-coated bar structures to climb, the occasional slide or balance beam, maybe grip challenges over dedicated soft landing zones. The only challenge I see is preventing 18-40 year old swole energy demons from going way too hard on the equipment and limiting casual, invigorating play for everyone else.

Well see if you don't change your tune when you get an extra 10 minutes in the pit on your birthday.

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Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

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Bogatyr: Jul 20, 2009

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

https://scontent.fman1-2.fna.fbcdn....e2e&oe=5A5B8A37

MOD EDIT: Even with spoiler tags the image downloads so direct link it instead, this isn't the first time

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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

The thing about most streets having no name is awesome when you use voice navigation on Google maps, because it just goes "turn left on and then right on". Like it just gives the gently caress up.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 03:35

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Trig Discipline posted:

The thing about most streets having no name is awesome when you use voice navigation on Google maps, because it just goes "turn left on and then right on". Like it just gives the gently caress up.

When I went to Tokyo it felt like doing the Lost Woods puzzle all over again.

"Straight, left, left, right, straight, left, straight..."

# ? Aug 29, 2017 03:52

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Bogatyr posted:

What's funny about a classic punk band?

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White Light: Dec 19, 2012

Ferrule posted:

What's funny about a classic punk band?

Tiny scroll hand my man

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funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

Trig Discipline posted:

The thing about most streets having no name is awesome when you use voice navigation on Google maps, because it just goes "turn left on and then right on". Like it just gives the gently caress up.

Huh, that song makes so much more sense now. Bono was just lost.

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