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The phrase epic boatsex still cracks me up. Was the epic sex even on a boat? I couldn't really tell
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el dingo posted:I hope someone has epic boatsex and the boat stomps on my balls Jeez Theon, you take one crotch shot and suddenly you're king poo poo of the Ironborn.
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Aug 28, 2017 20:39
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Why didn't cersei kill tyrion? He was right there. But she chickened out for no real reason. This show is terrible. I'm pretty sure gurm is writing the scripts they just don't want the stupid book reader dorks to be sad.
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Aug 28, 2017 20:43
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Waltzing Along posted:Why didn't cersei kill tyrion? He was right there. But she chickened out for no real reason. I was guessing because she loves family over all and just couldn't bring herself to do it.
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Aug 28, 2017 20:44
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I just read all of those "spoilers" and honestly lmao at anyone that thinks they're real
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Aug 28, 2017 20:46
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Waltzing Along posted:Why didn't cersei kill tyrion? He was right there. But she chickened out for no real reason. this is one bad post
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Aug 28, 2017 20:47
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even if you don't have a dick and balls it would hurt to get hit in the taint
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Aug 28, 2017 20:47
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ROFLburger posted:this is one bad post book dork spotted
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Aug 28, 2017 20:48
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baw posted:even if you don't have a dick and balls it would hurt to get hit in the taint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWsgBqNuVEk
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Aug 28, 2017 20:50
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I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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Aug 28, 2017 20:51
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Waltzing Along posted:book dork spotted excuse me, but i don't read books 
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proof of concept posted:I hope a giant steps on some more people. same
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Aug 28, 2017 20:52
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a useful skill
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Aug 28, 2017 20:52
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myth...busted?
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Aug 28, 2017 20:53
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but seriously upward force against your taint? go on punch yourself in the taint right now, it ain't pleasant
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Aug 28, 2017 20:54
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i'm punching myself in the taint right now and am IN NO WAY enjoying it
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Aug 28, 2017 20:55
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Will Theon's taint be able to withstand the force of Euron's fully-charged corvus technique?? Find out next time on -- G O T!!
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Aug 28, 2017 20:56
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so cousin loving is cool now?
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Aug 28, 2017 21:01
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I didn't like the boatsex, all we got to see was a greased up man-rear end. Show us the season 1-style theon boning session with dongs and tits flapping all about. What is this, a softcore cinemax movie?
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Aug 28, 2017 21:05
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Salty Josh posted:Honestly surprised they didn't have dragon's banging yet. They're likely related so that'd be weir- oh, nvm.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:25
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myDad posted:Will Theon's taint be able to withstand the force of Euron's FULLY ERECT IRON COCK?? Find out next time on -- G O T!! Every great writer needs a good editor.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:26
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I hope Cersei gets Talisa'd because if she miscarries I don't think she has anything else to do but kill herself after chasing off Jaime.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:28
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IMO theon should have gotten beat to death on the beach and Jaime should have gotten dragoned. Also bronn should of died seasons ago.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:29
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I hope the part about people throwing turds at Dany's dead body while Euron masturbates furiously is true. It would make the whole thing worth it.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:30
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Pajser posted:so cousin loving is cool now? Dany is very pretty so you'd probably just pretend you didn't realise you were related even if everyone kept telling you about it.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:40
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Teikanmi posted:I like Game of Thrones because it's a fun and neat show with a cool aesthetic and slick characters and action The cool aesthetic was ruined when they started dressing all the bad guys in cartoonish black clothing.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:43
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They all look like some horrible 90s/00s rock band like Staind or some poo poo.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:44
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ElGroucho posted:I don't like that GRRM made it seem like the only bad thing about incest is that sometimes people go crazy go nuts! All the Targs should look like those hosed up Ptolemic dynasty coins from ancient Egypt When your bloodline is literally dragon magic maybe things work differently. The fire burns away the extra chromosomes. Jon is really lucky he somehow got black hair. If he had Targ hair someone might have guessed. As far as we know he's the only Targ ever born that didn't get the platinum blond hair.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:46
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The Dennis System posted:The cool aesthetic was ruined when they started dressing all the bad guys in cartoonish black clothing. It's gotten to the point that even the dothraki were wearing weird black goth bad guy stuff as parts of their costumes
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Aug 28, 2017 21:48
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Season 8, scene 1: Euron applies his eyeliner before donning a feather boa and spiked Doc Martens "It feels so good to be sooo baaadddd"
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Aug 28, 2017 21:48
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He got the Tard genes
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Aug 28, 2017 21:49
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facebook jihad posted:The phrase epic boatsex still cracks me up. I'm sorry but I think 300 Rise of a Empire takes the boatsex gold medal.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:49
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Waltzing Along posted:Why didn't cersei kill tyrion? He was right there. But she chickened out for no real reason. You are right and it's terrible. The only reason she would have done that is if she was fully committed to fighting the monsters. But then later we see it's a trick so wtf why let The Tyrion live? I guess to not throw the backstabbery into the light too soon
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Aug 28, 2017 21:49
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CharlestonJew posted:He got the Tard genes You could say he's retarged.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:51
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there are already gonna be some pretty big departures between show and book just by judging from a few major POV characters that dont even exist in the show also the entire missing plot of the not-jon aegon targaryn and that sir john connington fucker
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Aug 28, 2017 21:55
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She explained it, Dany's army goes north to fight the night king and Cersei's mercenaries retake all the poo poo in the south then fight what's left over. If she kills Tyrion that plan doesn't work. Dammit, now you made me serious post in this loving thread. Suck my dick you fuckman.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:55
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big nipples big life posted:Suck my dick you fuckman.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:58
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baw posted:but seriously upward force against your taint? go on punch yourself in the taint right now, it ain't pleasant Maybe the years of torture gave him exceptional pain resistance, and he just didn't notice it until then. Eventually more pain just doesn't mean anything.
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Aug 28, 2017 21:59
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That scene just reminded me of the time bobby tried to do the that's my purse i don't know you thing to peggy. It was really goofy and out of place but i liked it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Maybe the years of torture gave him exceptional pain resistance, and he just didn't notice it until then. Eventually more pain just doesn't mean anything. i will punch myself in the taint for the next 3 years to test this theory
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