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They should have known right off the bat that it's bullshit. I wouldn't gently caress that with someone else's dick. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Joel Osteen getting torn to shreds on twitter right now because he closed his 16k seat church and won't let any now homeless people in
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Aug 28, 2017 21:41
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AlmightyBob posted:Joel Osteen getting torn to shreds on twitter right now because he closed his 16k seat church and won't let any now homeless people in It is what Jesus would have done.
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Aug 28, 2017 23:26
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SpacePig posted:None of these had any person in particular accused, so I think that's going a bit far. But the article that had the guy burning the church for sure had him tried for arson of a place of worship, even if they dropped any charges of a hate crime. Why do you think Lapis when I think fun?
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Aug 28, 2017 23:33
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Carjacking attempt fails, carjacker loses pants. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11913010 
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AlmightyBob posted:Joel Osteen getting torn to shreds on twitter right now because he closed his 16k seat church and won't let any now homeless people in To be fair, the church itself is flooded. To be even more fair, Osteen and his family got the gently caress out of Dodge last week and are sitting pretty in another home upstate, and he's done gently caress-all but tweet inane "thoughts and prayers/God's got this" platitudes, so gently caress him regardless.
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Skippy McPants posted:Jesus. Even in Texas, something this has got to be illegal, right? I'm fairly sure the consensus on the news stories is something like: Yeah you can raise the prices, supply and demand, yada yada, but once you start going above double, you start playing with fire.
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Holy poo poo my heart goes out to everyone in Houston right now.... also this Zipperelli posted:Schadenfreude for people in Texas who spent tons of money on hurricane prep: Harvey has been downgraded to Cat 1, and is expected to be downgraded again here soon.
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Aug 29, 2017 00:49
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In today's crossover between bad with money and schadenfreude, It Came From Redditquote:I signed for a car for my cousin and she wrecked it with no insurance. I'm getting sued. What should I do. quote:OP, I have bad news for you. 
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:They should have known right off the bat that it's bullshit. I wouldn't gently caress that with someone else's dick.
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Imagine that you’re Ousmane Dembele, an extremely talented young soccer player and possibly one of the best players in the world in a few years. Barcelona have just signed you for 135.5 million pounds, the second-most expensive player of all time, and you’re replacing the most expensive player of all time. You’ve passed your medical, signed your contract, and now it’s time to present you to the fans.  Oh dear.
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:They should have known right off the bat that it's bullshit. I wouldn't gently caress that with someone else's dick. gently caress off
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:They should have known right off the bat that it's bullshit. I wouldn't gently caress that with someone else's dick. Yeah, she's not even normal fat, she's grossly obese. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 29, 2017 01:10
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Don't make "too ugly to be raped" jokes it's deeply hosed and you're not really mocking the woman anymore just being lovely.
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Aug 29, 2017 01:14
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Video game scahdenfreude, is my favorite schadenfreude For those not in the know, that means this dude pissed off either 11 people in 200+ games, or 5 people in 400+ games.
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Jeff K is so loving good goddamn
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If you smash-and-grab at a gun store and steal 25 guns, maybe don't post about it afterwards on Facebook: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/27/facebook-selfies-with-stolen-guns-lead-to-arrest-teen-in-gun-shop-smash-and-grab.html
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Aug 29, 2017 01:48
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pik_d posted:The gas price is the default price after a power reset, notice how everything is the same price. The water prices are high because those bottles were meant for vending machines, not to be sold as packs.  I'd figure $1.78 a bottle is a pretty poo poo price when stocking a vending machine even for a name brand.
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Croccers posted:American Gas Stations are weird. We don't go to gas stations when we need to restock vending machines in Aus. I assumed they were for stocking the station’s own vending machines, but then again, since when do gas stations have vending machines? Just pay at the counter.
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Croccers posted:American Gas Stations are weird. We don't go to gas stations when we need to restock vending machines in Aus. Those bottles are supposed to be stocked in the machine itself, it looks like the gas station owners just decided to skip the middleman and not even bother with that.
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Platystemon posted:I assumed they were for stocking the station’s own vending machines, but then again, since when do gas stations have vending machines? Just pay at the counter. It's the same thing if you put them individually in a cooler. The point is that they're priced for individual and not bulk-off-brand sale.
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Scottytotty is on anyone who doesn't realise that water comes out of the tap for free* and instead pays for water that came out of a tap in some other country, bottled in plastic, shipped across the globe, trucked into a store, and sold to suckers who pay $$ a bottle instead of drinking out of the tap for free * effectively free
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Weatherman posted:Scottytotty is on anyone who doesn't realise that water comes out of the tap for free* and instead pays for water that came out of a tap in some other country, bottled in plastic, shipped across the globe, trucked into a store, and sold to suckers who pay $$ a bottle instead of drinking out of the tap for free Better check where they are hiking the bottled water prices.
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Weatherman posted:Scottytotty is on anyone who doesn't realise that water comes out of the tap for free* and instead pays for water that came out of a tap in some other country, bottled in plastic, shipped across the globe, trucked into a store, and sold to suckers who pay $$ a bottle instead of drinking out of the tap for free Unless you live in some parts of the US
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Weatherman posted:Scottytotty is on anyone who doesn't realise that water comes out of the tap for free* Unless you've, you know, got enormous floods that have temporarily rendered public water sources unsafe and knocked out well pumps across a huge portion of a state.
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Weatherman posted:Scottytotty is on anyone who doesn't realise that water comes out of the tap for free* and instead pays for water that came out of a tap in some other country, bottled in plastic, shipped across the globe, trucked into a store, and sold to suckers who pay $$ a bottle instead of drinking out of the tap for free If you've ever been anywhere in Australia outside of Melbourne or Tasmania then you will loving relish any kind of drinkable water. I've adapted to Brisbane water but it's still pretty loving nasty if it hasn't been in the fridge.
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When I was a kid my friend's tapwater had rusted flakes in it and tasted of sulfur. They would sometimes come to our house and fill up big jugs to take home.
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Sorry, I wasn't referring specifically to the Texas situation. I mean come on, if I wanted to make a hilarious observation about that I would have said "you don't even have to go outside, just pick up a cup and swing your arm and hey presto, free water" or something extremely witty like that. Testekill posted:If you've ever been anywhere in Australia outside of Melbourne or Tasmania then you will loving relish any kind of drinkable water. I've adapted to Brisbane water but it's still pretty loving nasty if it hasn't been in the fridge. I see your "lived in Brisbane" and raise you "also lived out west where we had artesian bore water in the water taps at school". You get used to it.
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Bobby Digital posted:Barcelona have just signed you for 135.5 million pounds, the second-most expensive player of all time, and you’re replacing the most expensive player of all time. i am not a soccer player or whatever but i don't think that bouncing the ball over your back is really a necessary part of the game? i could be wrong
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Sagebrush posted:i am not a soccer player or whatever but i don't think that bouncing the ball over your back is really a necessary part of the game? i could be wrong It's a skill test; dude can't juggle the ball & flicking the ball up does actually come up. But he's one of the biggest signings of all time
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Aug 29, 2017 02:29
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Testekill posted:If you've ever been anywhere in Australia outside of Melbourne or Tasmania then you will loving relish any kind of drinkable water. I've adapted to Brisbane water but it's still pretty loving nasty if it hasn't been in the fridge. Weird. My Brisbane water taste fine, and I drink it straight from the tap more often than not. Like Weatherman said, go get some bore water if you want to complain about the taste.
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Gromit posted:Weird. My Brisbane water taste fine, and I drink it straight from the tap more often than not. Like Weatherman said, go get some bore water if you want to complain about the taste. Yeah I lived in Canberra and up on the Central coast and the water was great.
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Aug 29, 2017 03:37
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Props to Nina Khalova for making that drawing of Pepe look as sinister as possible.
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Is the book available to read?
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Sagebrush posted:i am not a soccer player or whatever but i don't think that bouncing the ball over your back is really a necessary part of the game? i could be wrong It’s not a huge deal, but juggling is one of those skills you learn as a child to develop ball control, so it’s pretty funny. Doing it in a game is sometimes seen as showboating, and it might end poorly: 
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"i was aiming for the ball, it's not my fault his face got in the way."
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The NYPD bought 36,000 Nokia Windows Phones in 2014. What the gently caress? They are replacing them with iPhones this year. http://nypost.com/2017/08/28/nypd-needs-to-replace-36k-useless-smartphones/ Mu Zeta has a new favorite as of 05:09 on Aug 29, 2017 |
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